A man in the Radio Times recently said that I presented everything through a curtain of hair. So, finally, I went and had it cut. That’ll show him. Incredibly, this means I no longer have the most ridiculous hair on Top Gear. I think Richard Hammond does. He disagrees, and so a row broke out which you must now settle.
Bear in mind that he uses more ‘product’ than me and probably goes to a hairdresser. I go to a barber, or at least that’s what he is while I’m there. My hair is definitely worse in the strictest sense but what we’re assessing here is ridiculousness.
Jeremy Clarkson’s hair doesn’t really come in to this. What there is of it won’t be with him for much longer and anyway, hair like that should never have grown on his head. It should be on his scrotum.
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Carla commented on this article
Monday November 17, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Hammond wins most ridiculous.
I personally prefer the “curtain” look… on you that is.
Hammond obviously wants to be you.
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craig rose commented on this article
Monday November 17, 2008 at 8:50 pm
dear james
you drive like a posh person you need to let your self go and put your foot to the floor because you could do better (not)
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craig rose commented on this article
Monday November 17, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Hammond is the best
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apple commented on this article
Thursday November 20, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Jeremy’s hair looks like an experiment gone wrong. It looked better as part of that awful,astra imposed omlett than on his head. He probably won’t have to live with it for that much longer though so the eyes of future generations watched TG will be saved. As for your hair James, you definetly suit it long to a degree but you look much better with the cut. Richard’s hair in my opinion looks fab longer, he looks mature in which case his hair is the most ridiculous as hair isn’t supposed to tell lies.
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jazz commented on this article
Thursday November 20, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I love Richard’s hair
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Danni Hammond commented on this article
Monday December 1, 2008 at 11:52 am
I Think Also Think Richard’s Hair Is Great Did You See It On Sunday?
Wooow Hawwwt Or wOT!!!!
lol i like jamesys’s hair too.
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Rachel commented on this article
Tuesday December 2, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I remain convinced that my dad’s barber is a serial murderer. Perhaps you have been going to the same guy?
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shaniACE(TM) commented on this article
Friday December 19, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Your hair is utterly sexy! Don’t let people take the mickey out of you!
Hair issues. I usually use hair extensions as my hair is truely horribly short, even shorter than yours. You’re beautiful no matter what people say.
Kisses
Shani xxx
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Seonaid commented on this article
Saturday December 27, 2008 at 11:18 pm
oh god, you’re all evil! I love Hammond’s hair! He looks so cute and fluffy.
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Vamppengy commented on this article
Wednesday March 11, 2009 at 9:50 pm
OMG!!!
Well u r right about jezza, but richard hammond has nice hair! actually, he has the… lets think either second or first best in the world. I have ppl who agree. well, 1 whos mental and in mu year.
Plz note, when I say mental mean it in a nice way. Sort of mental like me. Cpn slow hair, omg how did it get like that? Cut it or somone will put ya photo in a horror film.
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Caitlin commented on this article
Tuesday March 17, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Sorry James but Richards hair is much nicer than your’s BUT i agree that jezzas hair is quite mad!LOL
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thustyNoipisp commented on this article
Tuesday December 15, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Totally sweet site! boy george has a beautiful xmas song: http://tinyurl.com/y8npbk q
i had fallen in love with the song, i’m sure you will too
have a happy holidays and good year
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Monday January 18, 2010 at 4:27 pm
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Wednesday March 3, 2010 at 4:14 pm
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Snake-Bite13 commented on this article
Thursday July 22, 2010 at 11:48 am
i dont think that Richard Hammonds hair looks fine however james hair looks a bit like a mop… its a good thing you got a hair cut because of a comment passed around but do pick on someone who has better hair then you will ever have
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Snake-Bite13 commented on this article
Thursday July 22, 2010 at 11:49 am
i ment dont pick on someone who has better hair
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