Imagine my amazement when I opened yesterday’s super soaraway Sun newspaper and found a picture of me driving a Rolls Royce and towing a caravan.
Obviously, I wasn’t amazed by the caravan itself, because I’d known it was there all along, especially as it really was me driving the Rolls. What really amazed me was that this was going on when I was making the latest Oz and James drinking series, which is based, in, wait for it, a caravan, takes place around Britain and was filmed in – wait for it again – August.
So as the internet is already full of much better pictures of me and Oz in a caravan, I thought this was a bit behind the ball. Though not as far behind the ball as the BBC’s publicity department, which said I was doing this ‘in a private capacity’. Admittedly, we were trying to keep the new series a bit of a secret but I hadn’t realized that we kept it from the television channel we were making it for.
But here’s the really tricky bit. The headline read ‘What would Clarkson say, James?’ Do they honestly think that as I drove around Britain, towing a caravan, listening to an old bloke talk about how Britain was better in 1865 and recovering from a permanent hangover, I was really worried about what Clarkson would think about it all? If I was worried about what he thought I’d have to change every single aspect of my life, including my face.
More to the point, and this leads me to another quick opinion poll, should I give a pig’s arse?
The correct answer, by the way, is no.
Good man james!! Screw the sun!
Captin slow, ur a legend!!!!
No, do what ever you like James….Clarkson does and doesnt giva a pigs arse what anybody else thinks, and we love him for it!!!!!
That was the funniest thing I have read on this site so far! well done James
Nice one James, stuff the Sun!!
Well said James, I think, you should leave a caravan outside the newspapers head quarters with “Top Gear Love Shed” written on the side. that’d make for good reading.
James and Oz in a less-than-large caravan, going round the country in an expensive car, getting pissed? Sounds like a winner!
I guess it was a Slow news day for the Sun.
Wait, wait. People _recognize_ you now? I thought you were supposed to be the other bloke on Top Gear! Disaster, the show will never be the same again!
What can one expect from the daily scum
Now is definitely not the time to start giving a pig’s arse what Jeremy thinks. Just remind him who overtook him in Nevada and who has maxed the Veyron – that should shut him up.
wow the sun are really digging for stories now….i mean seriously….has the ross and russ story died down too much now?!?!
oh dear…..
what would they have done if it had been the panda in front of the caravan…..not that you’d be going very fast but still….
You do make me laugh James!
Good to know our National Press and for that matter, the treasured by many BBC are on the ball! Excellent!
XXX
That’s hilarious…I spotted this story on The Sun’s website this morning (being in Australia, we’re spared the pain of the actual publication) where the actual page title was “Top Gear’s James May Drives a Caravan”. Possibly the single least impressive “news” headline of all time.
Considering one of the other stories of the day was, in essence, “Woman (with beard, without boobs) is pregnant”, it was either a stunningly dull news day, or this could be just a very good example of The Sun’s fine level of journalistic talent.
Isn’t The Sun one of the papers Jeremy writes for?
Nice one James!!
By the way, wicked show at the MPH last night in the NEC. Loved it! xxxxx
The sun isn’t even fit for wiping said pigs arse.
I bet Jeremy put them up to it, doesn’t he have a Sun column? HE’S JUST JEALOUS OF OZ!
And speaking of weekly columns, you’d think at least one of those two-bit journos would have bothered to read your brilliant caravanning chronicles in the Torygraph.
A guy who owns and drives a Rolls Royce Corniche can’t be bad, even when towing a caravan.
heheh well said that man!! james u crack me up!
Absolutely no way! Tabloids are all about gossip and insinuations so just ignore them, carry on with your life and let your fans support you!
You Rock Mr May!! XX <3 XX
The truly terrible thing about this is that James is not going to be publicly flogged for towing a caravan.
When you compare it to the light hearted Ross/Brand thing towing a Satan’s turd box on the public roads is the most offensive thing he could have done without murdering a hooker.
If I ever see children thinking it’s ok to use a caravan instead of a decent hotel that has proper plumbing because of James will write a strongly worded letter to the bbc and ask that mr may be suspended for a couple of weeks.
The Sun, as usual is full of bullshit. Why would they waste a page going on about how James was towing a caravan, and printing that stupid, useless and pointless headline.
The Sun’s stories are crap, except from the Clarkson bit.
End of story
At least you can be trusted withthe said caravan Jame’s, unlike clarckson who when let lose with one burns it to the ground plus any others near lol!
Yes, you shouldn’t, and even more if the man who took the picture and started all of this doesn’t even like his car to a point where he can pay a few pounds and fix that windshield.
“Sol credulous.”
nice 1 james
Bet you £100 that the guy who took the photo of you was shot in his car for doing the same to many other people,and that’s why his windshield is cracked.
You know I’m right.
hey good for u i saw the mph show yesterday abosoluty brillbut jeremymy dad wasnt to impressed with all the swearing hehe!
lol Yeah you tell ‘em James! I knew straight away that it was for your series with OZ. I was more worried about the crack in the photographer’s windscreen than the sight of you towing a caravan. Plus I’m guessing someone pointed the article out to you. I can’t see you as a sun newspaper reader. lol
Bloody lazy journalists! Pfffft!
I think the real question here is – when will we be able to watch this?
And it’s not like you with a caravan was kept secret either, you only wrote two (or was it three) columns for the Telegraph about you and a caravan!
nice one captain slow
one thing though u said that u had cut your hair really i cant tell and what happend on sunday u turned into captain clarkson
Alisso – it really must have been a slow news day – unless there’s more than one of them out there, I thought the woman with the beard but without the tits had given already (imagine the disappointment it must be, to be the world’s *second* pregnant “man”).
Mind you, it must be fun being a commissioning editor at the BBC – “What? We’re making another Oz and James drinking programme? When are we doing that then? Oh… we already have! Jolly good…”
James, these days porcine posteriors are given far too freely and without good reason, so long may you continue to not give a pig’s arse
I’m amazed that you can actualy pull a caravan with a Rolls Roys.
Now that’s what I call camping in style.
Well done James. Now the big question is did you tell Oz you think caravanning is romantic in the same ilk you told Richard? Can’t wait for the series. Will you be making wine again?
stuff the sun do they have nout else 2 do
I laughed so hard when I read that… As if Clakson would have an opinion on you towing a caravan along anyway… And you’re right, even if he did, why would you care lol
Go James!
woo hoo James youll always be my hero!!!
I totally agree who cares what anyone thinks and these newspapers should reaport on real news.
Cant wait until your new wine adventure programe and book .
from Joanna xxxxx
James, i need some car advice. I’m thinking about buying a small car which is cheap to run, tax and insure. I’m looking for a car which is simmilar to the toyota yaris or honda jazz. What car should i buy?
Please Help!!!
Do you really think the majority of us believed a word of it? It may as well have been written in the Beano.
cant wait for the new series of you and oz, this is a big suprise you have made another show, a good one that is, cant wait and hope the banter is the usually road trip norm, essential viewing. have a good weekend
Nicely said…
I love JC but who cares what he has to say about you towing a caravan anyway!
I demand an apoligie from The Sun newspaper!!! Who didnt even look into this before printing such a stupid story!!!!
Whos with me?
By the way love the show!
god on ya james
screw what the sun says – lookin 4wards 2 watchin ur new series – wens it startin??
loved ur last 1
Markoc84 said…
No, do what ever you like James….Clarkson does and doesnt giva a pigs arse what anybody else thinks, and we love him for it!!!!!
i agree – james sud do whatever he wants like jeremy
after all thats what makes top gear a great program – clarkson takin the piss out of anything he wants lol , richard arguing with jeremy wen they do the cool wall
and cpt slow being strange
sorri james
dnt go bck 2 bein cpt slow its gd watchin u take over jeremy lol
keep up the hard work lads x
James u are one of the most funniest people i hav ever seen on T.V Screw The Sun and enjoy ur life
GO JAMES U RULE
good one James. stuff the Sun
Who else could look so stylish in a Roller whilst towing a caravan. Go Go Captain Slow.
Well the sun is a paper written by idiots for idiots. thing is, in all honesty, I doubt very much that Jeremy would give two hoots anyways beyond hoping it goes well for you.
And if he did, so what? Moreover on what you yourself said James, if you paid great heed to everything Jeremy said or thought, then Top Gear wouldn’t be nearly so much fun. the fact that you and Jeremy – and Richard – are all different is what makes you work so well together. Obviously too complicated a concept for the sun’s hacks to grasp.
to surmise… no. no arses of any kind should ever be given by you in regard to what Jeremy might possibly think about things you do. If you did, then he’d have too much arse and not fit into the small seats of supercars. then Richard or yourself would have to powerslide hypercars round the track and Richard – if memory serves – cannot powerslide, so you’d have to. And that just wouldn’t do now would it?
the press is one of the many who love to critisize and TRY to make the public get entertained. I dont care about any lawsuit because they don’t know me so ‘The sun(R)’…. ********* . I rest my case.
I found yesterdays Sun on a table in the canteen at college yesterday and read it because I wanted something to read to pass away a few minutes (having finally finished my bus journey reading, May on Motors *hopes that Mr May comes out with a third column book sometime soon*) and having quickly seen the headline of that article before the pictures and reading about it I was thinking “Cap’n Slow caught speeding?” and was a bit worried and then I saw the pictures and read about it. I must say that the ‘Private capacity’ threw me off a bit though although from better pictures as you say on the net I recognised the Rolls and partly thought that it might’ve been for your third Adventure. But the main thing I did think of was does it matter if you go caravanning for a holiday? Does it matter what you do in your spare time? Your spare private time away from the media is just that and some people should find something better to do with their time such as getting the crack in their window/windscreen fixed than photograph people on holiday and send the pictures to a national newspaper. And as you say that it was in August, the person who sent it in needs to go and get on with something productive.
“Though not as far behind the ball as the BBC’s publicity department, which said I was doing this ‘in a private capacity’” Maybe it’s just the said newspaper again talking rubbish.
“Admittedly, we were trying to keep the new series a bit of a secret but I hadn’t realized that we kept it from the television channel we were making it for” I thought that was more to do with the fact that you were trying to forget about it and not be reminded after your’s and Oz’s near death experience.
Oh talking about the caravan what has become of it please? Was that it I saw flying off the ramp during this TG Series preview? Or did something else become of it?
Ha ha, after I had read that
I explained to my collegues that it was filmed in the summer and that you wouldn’t care what Clarkson thought. – Not that they were interested in the slightest, but it gave me an excuse to lob the newspaper to the next table and mutter how I will not read the bloody things again.
Looking forward to seeing Top Gear Live tomorrow, early night for me, as a long journey in the morning!
Carla
the sun is s**t good on you james
Step forward Captain Slow, the man we’d all secretly like to be. Who reads the papers anyway?
Screw the Scum. Pathetic excuse for a newspaper. Clarkson should be ashamed to have written for them.
On a lighter note, James always seems to talk sense. He makes some good programmes too.
Good for you James, I know, some journalists are right idiots. Not me though, check out my blog at http://www.extrapreneur2. wordpress.com and be amazed at the accuracy, lol
well said james my man!!!
Realized not realised are we secretly a yank, shall I tell Clarkson?…..nah I’d hate for your pretty head to be kicked in, the caravan is enough disgrace to live with.
LOL just looked at the story, some sad man spotted you and submitted the story to the sun… months later!!
Some people really need lives.
Good for you James,
Well said Mr. May.
All tabloids are shite. They clearly had to use all two of their brain cells to work out that a bloke off TopGear is towing a caravan and that a slightly jokey title involving another TG bloke was clearly needed!
It’s not even a good title. BURN THE TABLOIDS!!
Lovely picture all the same and never change that face!
And I think they had a really slow day in the Sun office….
need a bit more action
Talk about a no news week! Why do the press pray on men like you? It really reaks of desperation. It’s not fair that you should have to publically defend yourself against some idiotic, stupid arse of a journalist who had a next-day dealine to meet and had no story ready to publish. Sorry James, and keep filling our lives with real ale and pies of joy.
sunshine eh??
I did think about telling the Super Soaraway Sun their mistake, but thought better of it. No, don’t worry what the Greek bashing lorry driver hating rude to policeman Clarkson thinks James. Although next time, push him the caravan before you set off and keep him out of trouble for a month.
well done james! Here here! A drink to you! who gives a pigs arse?
Nicely done and keep it up!
Love yah man!
vic
That’s the correct attitude, James. As much as I normally like Jeremy, who cares what he thinks? What is important is that you went your merry way, filmed the new show, and I can’t wait to see it. I’ve known all along, since I’m an avid DT reader. You kept me more up to date than stupid old Sun. Sun sucks. You always have been and always will be my hero, James. Good on ya! The only thought that really matters about you is your own. Then again, I think you’re great too. Love,
Go James! The Sun just look for pictures and stories of famous people getting things wrong, not that you were doing anything wrong, of course. Down Sun, up Captain Slow!
re: 58 – actually, it’s spelled the same both sides f the atlantic and in both cases either s or z is aplicable.
and Carla… Hey! You’re named for a Lambo! Always liked the Carla actualy…. wait.. no.. it was Cala wasn’t it? well it’s similar enough.
who cares what yur pulling with you roller!! but what are you doing with a tow hitch on it?!?!?
(Look above for more details)
Yes, all of the above.
But more importantly James, please advise if you are going to be revealing your bottom again in a ‘beer jacuzzi’ in your new series with Oz? God I hope so. Feel free to give the editors a nudge in the right direction…grrr.
Ps. TG Live on the 1st was jolly good fun. Permission to say,’cock on’.
WOW, i’m not really interested in the story, i just feel all like… whats the expression, warm and fuzzy or something amongst those lines, it makes me feel very nice to see that this time, instead of some no name author (no offence i really like your work but you guys arent exactly James himself) this article was written by James him self and is worded towards the reader, so it seems like james is talking directly to me, i know i’m not making much sense but i just really like the fact that james wrote this article.
Oh right…..sorry there no 70, it’s called a leg pull or a joke. Think that would apply to across the pond too.
Well said James!!!
You are the best on top gear,
The sun just hasnt got anything else to write about
James you Legend!
Quite right James.
The Sun are indeed very behind with this story, I saw I picture of the you and Oz towing the caravan in August! And really, since when have you given a thought to what Jeremy would say about anything you do? If I may be so bold, there are more interesting things going on in the world than you towing a caravan.
Anyway James, I cannot wait until the new series, you and Oz are a really good team.
Samantha x
I love you man the most, you were amazing in the cadillac, and very funny article
Ace.
OMG the Sun are really running out of ideas now arent they ! They might even have to put something intelligent in there to fill all those blank pages
James you utter legend! that was brilliant… any way to get you to come and drink wine in Mexico?? or maybe be charitable enough to send a copy over to Mexico?
How concise! How poignant! Bravo Mr. May. Bravo.
You’re my favorite, aside from the Stig of course. I’d marry you if I could! Marry me Captain Slow!
man that was off topic…
Mr James
Eloquent, very eloquent. I can’t help but think how “May’s Britian” would handle this.
Good for you!
TRheal
good on you james
but I’m quite curious to know why you were buying the sun
Sadly James there are folks out there who will not matter what attempt to extract the proverbial and for whatever reason.
Your a grown man and like you have said, who really gives a pigs ear. Keep on doing what you do, in the manner that you do it.
Be happy.
Sometimes, James, I think you and my husband come from the same personality mould. Before I read this column last night, he told me the same exact thing about himself. When I read this column, it was deja vu for me. Great minds think alike. James, I know, like him, you don’t care what others think of you, probably for the same reasons he told me on the drive home before I read this. Don’t change anything about yourself and do whatever makes you happy and keeps you fulfilled. You’re being true to yourself. And always know, if you do ever need reassurance, I’m here to give it to you unconditionally. I like you just the way you are. Love,
nicely said james, your a legend!
What your comment on this James.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/s ol/homepage/showbiz/tv/ar ticle1933458.ece
Go James!
P.S That burnout in episode 2 was brilliant.
yeah james stick it to the sun
James, not saying for a moment that this is true, i meen again it is the SUN we’re talking about, but still is this articl true? http://www.thesun.co.uk/s ol/homepage/showbiz/tv/ar ticle1933458.ece
I really really hope its not true, it simply wont be the same with out you James especaily that its the Aussie Special
And i dont no anything about speeding fines or Aussie laws as im only 13, but counlt you just pay the fine and then still go and film the Aussie Special after you’ve paid it?
P.S. *fingers crossed* its not true.
rembember the Morse-Code in top gear ep last week when the stig was going around in the Lamborghini… well the morse code said: “STRICTLY COME DANCING IS CRAP” nd “I LOVE CHESSE” good on ‘ya boys cleaver trick lovin it!
P.S dont berlive me? go to http://www.thesun.co.uk/s ol/homepage/showbiz/tv/ar ticle1908010.ece and see for ya self!
F**K THE SUN! LYING B******S! Well Done James.
Nice one Mr May (or should I say, MilkyMay?).
What’s going on with the massive smash in the knob that took that photos car?! Never heard of Auto Glass?
Britain was better in 1865,pass me the burgandy,burp.
I am not pished one bit of it,leave my mate May alone,all you at the shun can bog off and as for that Clarkson he can go back to making shoes,hic,should i be driving this car?
I bet me old mucker May £100 he would’nt get 100 comments on his bog,i mean blog,ha ha told you so.mine is a meths and redbull ta,luvvy.
Oh bugger,you win again me old sausage.
James James James, I am disapointed…
WHAT ON EARTH WHERE YOU DOING READING (and I use the term loosely) THE SUN????
To Abbie (#93); James said when he was on Radio 5 Live the other week, that he’s not going to be doing the Aussie leg of the TGLive tour because it’s during the same time as he’s due to film a new programme on the Moon (which I am very much looking forward to).
As for the article, James James James *tut tut* you do reveal too much sometimes you really do. We all go through phases of rebellion and doing naughty things. Come on James, as you said you should’ve done, just get over there and pay the fine, either that or you might actually have to change your whole appearence or bear a discuise next time you’re over there because they might have a massive wanted poster of you at all the airports in Australia and New Zealand.
With digging at your pals James, that was funny and shows that you can give as much as you get from them two and I cracked up when you told Hammond to get his hair cut. I am surprised they didn’t also mention about Doctor Who being fake and that there is no Tardis (bet that upset a few Doctor Who fans there you meanie you)
As for the morse code, some people need to seriously lighten up. The Strictly message was just a little programme rivalry joke and likely a dig at the programme schedulers for putting the two programmes on at the same time. If anything it’s the programmers who need to sort things out. It’s not any worse than episodes of TG being cancelled due to sporting events.
The only good thing in The Sun is Page 3!
Well the Sun is only good for toilet paper really… (not speaking from personal experience however!)…
Heh, good man James, the Sun are about the worst crappiest newspaper in the UK, with News Of World coming a close 2nd. Those brain dead hacks couldn’t think up a good news worthy story if one was dropped right in front of them.
So you are quite right in not giving a pigs arse what them or even Clarkson thinks of you, so long as you are being true to yourself..
James the sun newspaper isn’t exactly a CLASS ACT!…..at least people would rather read about you than the world financial crisis.By the way any room left in the caravan? I will BYO my own wine!
go captain slow
well said james btw loved top gear live last night at the NEC great playing on the keyboard lol
Taking offense from a newspaper whose policy it is to avoid disyllabic words is probably unwise.
because no cars like a rolls royrce can ,t pull a CARAVAN
NONONONONONONONONONO! WHY YOU PUT IT ON THE SHOW
NO AMDSDH FGYJOSH PLASE
NO SHOW
NO CARS
And so we conclude that a Rolls is good at pulling caravans, bored reporters and the other one (it’s got bells on). Is it any good at pulling birds as well?
Sol lucet omnibus
I don’t know what the problem is towing a caravan anyway!!..well just a bit!!. Weve had ours for four years, brand new, all up to date!!,,, i even have a double bed and en-suite and it costs me £700 for three weeks in bordeaux…& its not all old fogies…im 37 so im NOT old….I wouldn’t complain sharing a caravan with you james!!!…
p.s great show at birmingham yest…my son who has ADHD never sat still for so long!!!
god the sun must be desperate for a story. pathetic and no u shouldn’t a pigs arse
screw em!
http://topgearsuperfans.b logspot.com/
hi
I can’t believe anyone actually takes any notice of what’s written on that toilet paper! Yes as a scouser I have a serious problem with the sun anyway but come on, I’d rather be trying to read the labour manefesto while Gordon brown was sat on my face, naked!
James the sun is as you would say COCKS
well said james the sun talks rubbish
captain slow back on the road again
I’m sure Jezza wouldn’t really be that bothered anyway, with what you get up to when you’re not filming TG. Its up to you what you do and what props you use on your other programmes, so what, you had a caravan, we can all mock them, but hands up all those who have never been in one???
Good for you mate, that paper talks a lot of crap anyway. xx
You are as individual as clarkson with a great humour.I wish i had the oppurtunity to do what you do.Keep it up…..
well in!!! james the sun is full of rubbish and ask any scouser and they won’t even touch it!!!
Nice Roller.
You took the Rolls? James, you berk, the Jag was the real star of the last series of you and Oz getting drunk! For shame…
Seriously though, who gives a stuff about The Shun anyway?
go james
screw em up
Nope you’re right you shouldn’t give a pig’s arse
go james
James I’m starting to think that you may actually be a comedy genius.
Legend – oh and screw the sun obviously x
Ohh James, I love your subtle humour
In answer to your question, no you shouldn’t. However I do think that you secretly worship Jezza!!!
But then, I think most of I do…
good on you james!!! why the newspapers hound yourself and the others is beyond me they have nothing better to do than follow t.v personalities like yourself ……….maybe this could form the basis of a new show “top gear go’s paperazzi Hunting” where the three of you don the hgv’s again and drive them through the living rooms of piers morgan and the likes
Stuff them, the sun is a moronic tabloid anywhere. Who cares what you pull caravan with. Your living legend my man.
nice one james! dont lsiten to the sun
good for you. you shouldn’t care what people think it just shows how stupid the press can be. also i loved the sundays show it was really brave of you to drink that smoothy
What smoothie?
that smoothie looked nice
the paper always lie and only jeremy clarkson believes them so you have nothing to worry about
The top gear live show at birmingham was excellent. It would of made my day if the presenters were signing autographs after the show. See u next year at birmingham bye for now…
THE SUN IS RUBBISH GGGGOOOO JJJAAAAMMMEESS
Can’t wait for the new wine series! Were you really sleeping in that caravan? (can’t have been very comfy, especially as August was ropey). We knew a little about the new series being filmed (not through “The Scum” I hasten to add) so consequently everywhere I took the boys during the summer they would scream “It’s Oz and James!) everytime we saw a caravan. Anyway who cares what Clarkson thinks (he doesn’t) and the picture has now been placed on my kitchen pinboard (tucked in between John Barrowman pics).
That is quite up to date for the Sun.
Daily Star will run it next week.
Jaaaaaaames
Why aren’t you coming to Australia next year?
Pleeeease come. PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE!
Some people think that James is the 3th man on TG, I say he is as much part of the whole thing as the other 2 guys! Captain Slow is legend, his sharp comments are hilarious, love that kind of humour! good is gets more attention in the shows!
ha ha lol you weirdo u love oz
Go jerramy, stuf the pigs arse, and anything else that gets in the way of the TG team putting a good program together. KEEPIT UP. Great program, great team.
how meney caravan’s have u lot killed now
Oh they are silly at the sun , James. you know what they are like raking anything up. They want an excuse to say things about people in the public eye. I ignored it when I saw it & didn’t thik anything of it. Oh James I am so excited about the new series in January.
Love Starfish x
Someone tried to show me that and I just went “Oh, look, he’s with Oz Clarke, you can see him in the background. I know what that is, he wrote about it ages ago in the Times, whining about the caravan. That’s old news.”
I love being a TG smartarse sometimes.
By the way – nice photo James…
I can’t wait for that to come out.
p.s.
No spa this time right?
Suns a pile of poo anyway! Your brill captain slow, don’t change a thing!!!!!
So the Sun proves again that it does indeed shine out of a pig’s arse.
Ermm…No Obv. No James You Should Not Old History Made You Who You Are Today & If Smelly Clarkson Hates That You Wanna Be You Then Stuff Him Alright?
Haha, brilliance. Sounds like my last holiday…
Lucky Oz !! What wouldn’t I give to go off with James in a caravan !
Luv ya, James, don’t change a thing !
Good one James! You’re clearly the coolest of the three! Maths + Physics will always beat Clarksons stupidity and Hamsters smallness! Keep up the good work mate!
Well done James,
I drive a Dodge Ram 3500 dually with a caravan for my contracting (8′wide X 50′ long). I don’t hold nobody up either.
Love my caravan, love my Dodge more and I quite like Top Gear.
Can’t stand the Sun, much prefer the Times
Hi James. You made me laugh in the last episode! I was killing my self laughing! You are my favourite out of Jeremy and Richard. I hope that i can atually see you in real life one day and not just on T.V!!!
You mean to tell me there was an inaccuracy in a report made by The Sun? I dont beleive it.
James, i loveeeeeee youu your koooool
You don’t know how much my family laughed at this article as my dad has recently bought that rolls royce without really knowing it was in the new james may tv program.
will certainly be watching the show at 8.00 tonight
James, you are a legend. You define the word ‘cool’ and therefore be in charge of the cool wall instead of that fool Clarkson.
What is all the fuss about?
Caravans are sh*t
Rolls Royce are even more sh*t
JC has pubes on his head, what credance can be taken from the opinions of someone with a muff on his head?
Dear lord what is the world coming to!
I’d give a “pigs arse”.
In a pie.
what’s wrong with carvans?
I have travelled around Australia in one (4WD). Very comfy, bed, kitchen, shower , loo who could ask for more.Each to their own.
Yes James why not come to Australia? We love your wit.
We like caravans
!!!!!
Especially when you get to stick a sausage on a fork up at them
Jeremy Clarkson is a Banbury man.
Footage: Picture this; Jezza witha escort girl in a Black dress, short mind, playing croquet and picknicking in a Bentley Turbo top down.
She turns to him and asks:- ‘Are you from Banbury Mr Clarkson’ Jezza: ‘YEHSSS, BANBURY’.
Hence he’s a Banbury man. Even though he lives in Chipping Norton.
Go for it! But stay slow.
Ignore the Sun, James. Tabloids are just full of crap.
Keep on doing what you do best, James.
Anyway, screw the Sun. They’re full of stuff that probably isn’t even true.
James, don’t feel the need to change your life just because of one stupid article. You’re an unique person and that’s what makes you so cool.
hi james, can’t believe you missed a great little brewery in ossett while in yorkshire,worth trying sometime bring oz sure you’ll be impressed, love the show( not the van though)Tony
Hey james free for a date? Put that caravan to good use.
loving oz and james! well not so much the oz section……
loved the show but can any one tell me what the piece of music at the end of the show is called many thanks.