Jeremy Clarkson has been exposed as a big liar after claiming that the Stig had magnetic knees.
Our telly star made the comment on a recent episode of Top Gear, but since the shock revelation that the Stig may actually be a human being with a driving licence, boffins are saying there’s no way his knees could be magnetic.
“There’s no way his knees could be magnetic,” stormed Professor Philip Glenister, head of Oxford University’s Lower Limbs Department. “Human knees are complex structures that can bend your leg in the middle, but magnetic properties? Forget it.”
Clarkson was unrepentant last night: “Bungling BBC bosses made me do this,” he stormed. “This could cost the licence payers hundreds of thousands of pounds, or something.”
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agent 008... commented on this article
Sunday January 25, 2009 at 5:49 pm
DO any of you beleive what jezza said in the sun?? about the stig being a bbc royal reporter!! I know jezza said it , but i not sure wether to beleive it…. you never know with jeremy. I don’t think he whould give it away…but maybe he has just had enough!
Do you think the stig fancies people?!
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Kadette commented on this article
Monday January 26, 2009 at 4:12 pm
What!!! reply to agent 008
what did Jezza say in the sun? Did he reveal the true identity of the Stig? Shame on him!
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agent 008... commented on this article
Monday January 26, 2009 at 7:18 pm
YUP! reply to kadette…
His exact words were : I’ve decided it’s time to come clean. For still photographs, there are indeed many Stigs. But there is only one who is ever allowed to drive round the track.
And – here goes – it’s the BBC royal reporter Nicholas Witchell.
I know. I know. It’s a big surprise but there you are.
And now you know, I’m afraid he will have to be dropped from a Hercules transport plane and killed. Worse, because the secret is out, the Telegraph will have to find another big secret to expose.
Thats what he wrote! to read it go on the sun web page. i dont think i beleive him. i think he just said it to shut people up.
Anyway….
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tH commented on this article
Wednesday January 28, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Some say that he sleep formed as a W, and that his bed got four turbocharges. All we know is, he’s called The Stig.
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Fingers and Thumbs commented on this article
Wednesday January 28, 2009 at 11:00 pm
no one has told me about his elbows. i am getting very anklevated
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captn fast commented on this article
Saturday January 31, 2009 at 10:20 pm
ya never know he could be a different person that u tryed it on
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captn fast commented on this article
Saturday January 31, 2009 at 10:22 pm
some say he doesent have magnetic anything all we know is hes called the stig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
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The Stig commented on this article
Friday February 6, 2009 at 7:29 pm
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gizmo commented on this article
Friday February 6, 2009 at 9:06 pm
has the uni ever heard of joke
dr phil should bring his funny bone
out of the cupboard
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gizmo commented on this article
Friday February 6, 2009 at 9:43 pm
ben if its not u then zip it an no one will bother u
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HammondsTeeth commented on this article
Tuesday February 10, 2009 at 1:48 am
Well, what about sucking moisture from ducks MisterCleverUniversityMan !?
Eh!
Nothing’s impossible!
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The Stig commented on this article
Wednesday February 11, 2009 at 7:34 am
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marthafiander@talkta commented on this article
Saturday February 28, 2009 at 1:26 pm
i like the stig
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my eyes are magnetic commented on this article
Friday April 17, 2009 at 6:51 pm
what would it be like to have magnetic eyes and ears.
or magnetic lungs
or magnetic ELBOWS
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The Stig commented on this article
Tuesday June 9, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Some say that he has windscreen wipers inside his helmet
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wrightster commented on this article
Thursday December 3, 2009 at 4:33 am
i dn’ want to know who it is. it will ruin the experience
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drapes curtains commented on this article
Friday April 29, 2011 at 12:30 pm
Hey this metter is really interesting. Keep it going fellow !
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Sunday July 10, 2011 at 2:34 am
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