It’s a bit ironic, isn’t it? Nobody could honestly argue that they buy a Rolls Royce for practical reasons. The only thing I want to see on the back bumper of a Roller is a few strings of cans and a ‘Just Married’ banner obstructing the inevitable antics you can see through the rear glass…

For the rollers that are driven by the owner not a chaufer give em everything parking sensors satalite parking or even alcohol guided if poss because a roller made a mess of the front of my discovery 3 by backing in to it and the owner was… well seemed to be pissed

And as for what gets on in the back I think you should earn points for what you see and even more points for recognising who is getting up to it

Can’t be as bad as those aftermarket parking sensors that seem to hang from the back of every Hyundai Acc(id)ent.

Utter nonesense. No, Rollers aren’t the most practical cars in the world and nor should they be. But you don’t risk binning it into a lamp post or another car ass-first just for the sake of having a Rolls Royce. I’m considering getting a Scirocco. It’ll be the biggest car i’ve owned. It’s a sports car, but i’ll be damned if it doesn’t have reverse sensors on it because sod’s law says if i don’t get them, i’ll bin it.

I wish they’d been available when my grandfather had his. He quite often drove it himself, and you’d think, as he was the first person in Bristol to take the police driving test, that he’d have been capable of backing a car – even a barge like a 1966 Silver Shadow – out of the drive. Not a chance – I lost count of the number of times it ended up in the body shop, and I have particularly unpleasant memories of him clipping the rear passenger door on a pillar and rather than stopping, just carrying on and ignoring the hideous squealing as the door all but collapsed on itself under the pressure. But I agree that they don’t look very pretty, and if I ever manage to track the old Royce down and reclaim it, I certainly won’t be adding any aftermarket sensors to it.

So I’ll probably bin it too.

Better safe than sorry. Besides, what if the rear view is constantly obstructed by back-seat, er, things? It’s also worth holding on to every penny you have currently, thus not worth ‘binning it’ and further decreasing it’s value. And who says it wasn’t hired, or that the owner can just barely afford it?

It was clearly owned buy one of those guys with far more money than they know what to do with who therefore spend it on showing off by owning every piece of technology in existance, no matter how useless.

But yeah, they don’t look very pretty and you can now buy them for about a fiver in Wilkos and Pound Stretcher.

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I fear the long options list is the Germanic car industry influence on Rolls Royce. At least they haven’t made it as a standard fit I agree that it does spoil the look of the bumper.
If all cars in the future have parking sensors as standard then will anybody know how to parallel park properly? Will you be allowed to use the sensors if you take your driving test these days?

Yeah, that’s totally right, a parking sensor on a Rolls doesn’t fit in at all.

As for what “EuropeanCarFan” said, yeah, i saw a Honda Accord fitted with one the other day too, looked so ugly! besides, i’m not sure if it was meant for actually strapping it to your car, it looked a bit like the aftermarket one that TG had on the show, a few seasons ago. Only it was a little smaller and black Wish i could’ve gotten a closer look. Bloody ugly.

As my name suggests, I have a Bentley. With front and rear sensors.

Not for my use mind, but for “other” drivers who don’t know that its longer than a bloody wagon (and thirstier, it always comes back empty!).

Ah well, technology is there to be used, and if it stops someone smashing in to your soft fronted Morgan Hamster, then you should be grateful, Two and half tonne roller could make quite a mess of that. Mind you, in my opinion it would improve the looks greatly!!!!!!!

I really don’t understand why those sensors are visible at all. They’re not camera’s and there’s no lense. They’re just capped by a piece of plastic, painted in the colour of the car. So, why not make some nice slim trim over the width of the bumper, hiding the sensors as it goes along?
While we’re at it: I also go green over all the useless buttons on steering wheels. It’s for steering, not for navigating thru the on-board PCU. As more functions are integrated into cars, they get more and more complicated to drive or at least to drive safely. People really don’t understand how standard cruise control controllers work, for instance. They’re idiotically complex for the simple thing they do, where an ON/OFF button would do nicely. There are buttons in my car which I still don’t know the use of. I’m missing nothing, so probably they’re not essential for ánything.
Whenever I see a new car’s dash, I’m convinced once again that I’ll always buy 2nd hand or, one day, classic.

i’ve often thought the same, parking sensors ruin a cars otherwise clean lines. plus, using an electronic toy to try to get into a tight space (no, not the fine people in the back seat of that RR…) is cheating really. men do not use parking sensors. fact.

Sorry ’bout that ranting. But those digidesigners really get on my nerve.

I would imagine they were put there for those rarest of beasts. The toff who intends to drive his own Rolls. Let’s face it. You’d much rather see parking sensors on it’s bumper that you would the paint off the Corsa it’s parked in front of. Disgusting

‘Men do not use parking sensors.’ So much at least is obvious as I look at scratched bumpers all around. : P

Sorry ChrisWP, but if you make statements of “fact” you need to back them up with proof. My brother, who last time I looked (and no, please don’t ask) was a man, has been driving for a living and for leisure for 30 years and in all aspects except one is an excellent driver. Sadly, he is still as shit at parking as he was the day before and the day after his test. By god, the parking sensors on his brand new, much prized, BMW 3 earn their money (and yes he paid extra for the front ones)

The ones on the Mondeo runaround are much better and more accurate than anyother I have heard anyway – you can get within six inches of your target! The Bentley and ones on a merc e class i had would go nuts at three feet..

Real Men like gadgets whatever they are!

LOL Orgy

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from comment 2

i have now decided to fit a winch to my disco just for the point of its solid so wont dent and makes a bloody good parking sensor on the front of my car and if i cant fit in a small space the winch could prove very usefull!

as for rear sensors i have a tow ball

just wanted to see the title

Well said Richard.

they could at least conceal them somehow? in some sort of way. like on the number plate for example…i think im on to something here, or maybe not!

i know the team will never read this but i am depressed at the moment because all i think about in my class is meeting the boys off of Top Gear. I’m even going off my class work and i can’t concenrate at school. It’s really annoying. It’s getting me really depressed!I know they will never read it but you have to give it a try!

Does anyone else feel depressed that they can’t see the Top Gear team? I need to know im not the only one!

On a serious note, then only reason why these awful parking sensors are still used is that the established suppliers make so much profit from them that they dare not replace them with a better technology, thus upsetting their own apple cart.
My company has developed a technology that out performs them, can be developed to a lower cost and is completely hidden dehind the bumper skin. We just need somebody to take on the industrialisation…

A Roller shouldn’t be fitted with anything so prosaic as parking sensors. For reversing the number plate should rotate to reveal an array of hi-def colour cameras producing a 3D image of everything to the rear of the car – but with a special filter that renders common people invisible.

f***k u all top gear is the best so now all un have 2 do is go home and watch it. u all liv in a bin am i right

No reason at all why they should be on show, i have an electro magnetic one that i fitted to my Accord, this fits behind the bumper and nothing shows. Works brill!

Never seen the point in driving sensors. They fir mirrors to cars for a reason. If you can’t park without binning it you shouldn’t be driving!

driving sensors, there’s no point

you know most young people dont like cars like rolls royce or classic cars

Surely one has staff to move all those tiresome obstacles out of the way.
If one isn’t quite sure if there’s enough space to park, one is in the wrong place.

When was the last time you saw a Roller fighting with the shopping trolleys at Tesco anyway?

front facing ones are the best invention in the world as long as ur not the owner off them! if your tail gated by mr X5 with his front sensors there active while moving at low speed or in a staionary position. so as soon as ur both stopped reverse up to within like a foot ov his car (u wnt have to go far cos if he was tail gating to sart with he will be a just over a foot away and all ull get in his car is a high pitch tone till u set off again or he works thru all the buttons on his dash to turn them off .

also rain sensors! sorry but if u cant notice rain on your winow and switch on whipes you shudnt be on the road cos ur not paying attention to road conditions! but there great fun again with tail gators. mr audi comes up behind you wash your window while traveling at 30mph or more and the over spray goes over your car on to theres and sets there now virtually dry whipes off leaving nice big marks on his window

tech has its advantages if your not using it!

I’m 100% with you on that!
I bloody hate parking sensors, not because I know I can drive, not because the most annoying bleep noise ever – because the way it looks!
How many millions (maybe billions) did they invest in this particular safety feature?! Why not take a further few pounds for styling, let it blend with the bodywork and give it a tasteful look. I wonder how do all the designers out there feel about this?
“Well, that was certainly not on the clay model I made!”

nice one richard i agree if these posh folk can’t be bothered driving themselves and obviously don’t trust their chauffeeurs why not invent invisible parking sensors so at least their car doesn’t look daft! By the way hamster nice feature in new t g mag about that fabulous new car of yours they laughed at you at first but u can have the last laugh now! Love you xxx

hey little lemon don’t be depressed tha you can’t meet the lads just keep reading their books watching repeats on Dave and look forward to Top Gear live in november.i went last year didnt meet them but got really close and they are all brilliant! and new series on in june not long to wait…

Man who crap on weighbridge “do business on very big scale”!

Man who goes looking for dirty weekend, may come home with dirty weak end!

All the current Rolls Royces are ugly even without parking sensors.

“being driven by a man with steely grey hair”

anyone else think Jeremy was driving it?

It might be expensive, but after all it’s just another car. The myth has gone, so why shouldn’t it have parking sensors or furry dice or whatever?

Surely the rear view camera has been launched in the U.K that is much more ellegantly tucked away than a coin smashed into a Rolls arse.

Why not fit a rear-view camera? Nissan Primera has got one…discrete and prevents botching up the rear of your RR

I thought Jeremy was driving it like someone that commented above, too!

I wonder why Rolce Royce haven’t come up with the solution of not displaying parking sensors with those button-sized ‘things’ on the rear bumper. It just makes you look good when you’ve bought a s*** car.

I agree with Hammond.

I find that having a look at where the vehicle I am driving finishes, and then noting where the hard or lumpy things are that are near to the vehicle,I am able to stop and park using only my eyes and a dash of common sense.

I disagree on the (lack of) usefulness of sensors. I park my C-estate in lots with just 2in room to spare on either side, which no-one could do without either sensors or a forklifttruck. Also rearwindowless vans are less of a fright when parking. New cars get worse and worse when it comes to parking and aiming. Try parking an old Golf for instance, then you really don’t need sensors. Now try a new one.
Still, they’re ugly.

what about the back seat orgy?

Imagine my disappointment when, after reading “Hammond’s Rolls outing”, it was an article about parking sensors and not an exposure of a bread related fetish Hammond would rather we didn’t know.

I had parking sensors on the Micra courtesy car I had once! Who needs sensors on a car that small?

Frrruuuuphph

If you didn’t want to see an ugly Rolls Royce, you clearly don’t enjoy seeing ANY Rolls Royce.

who wants me to blow up fith gear

hello curtis

hahahaahhahahahahahahhhah ahhahahahahaahhahaha

curtis sucks bin laden off ahahhahahahahahahahhahaha ahhahhah lol

tjis is a message 2 all the fith gear people and their fans. u suck and u disgust me i say good day 2 you all i hope u perish in hell

this is a message 2 all the fith gear people and their fans. u suck and u disgust me i say good day 2 you all i hope u perish in hell

I dont c the point in putting these things on any car whatever happened to good ol judgment. If u have sensors for everything then whts the point in driving….
and after all the money rolls spend on design im sure they cld deesign some sensors that arent so visible

What is worse? Parking sensors making you’r car ugly or paying out for repairs or new bumpers?

I would rather have the sensors, or you could just open a window and tie a ballon to the rear bumper! Hesr the pop and you are close enough!

What this all about?

Perhaps invent DRIVER SENSORS if the car feels you cant drive or you are just stupid it should refuse to work thus preventing morons being allowed to drive!

How about this: Can’t they make ‘invisible’ parking sensors? I mean all those scientists working day and night, chewing pencils and scratching their hair ought to come up with something… Maybe they do want you to know that the barge has parking sensors. That way, when the owner still manages to smash it into another car in a parking manoeuvre, you get some sort of satisfaction about not belonging to a certain social category. Oh well.

I think your only mad at the parking sensors because you got too close trying to look in the back window!!

curtis .t how are u is ur shitty ass car fine u know the old 1960’s fiat hahahahahahahhaaha

curtis .t how are u is ur shitty ass car fine u know the old 1960’s fiat

Parking sensors make it look ugly and you don’t want to look at an ugly Rolls Royce? Apart from what’s ugly is in the eye of the beholder, I personally don’t think the sensors make it look ugly, cos I think the car is already b****dy awful to look at. Hasn’t been a “nice” looking Rolls for 20 years.

you are so funny all of you

hiya. yer erm just wanted to post a comment…

Rolls Royce was made in derby!!!!!!!!!!

Not interested in over-spending capitalists; but would like to know if the fuel consumption figures on the Basel to Blackpool Jag were true and correct? I have never heard of such luxury cars in Australia getting that sort of mileage.

They are ugly, Rolls could have done better. Leave the sensors for the steely grey haired Micra drivers.

What next? airbags in the bumpers.

I don’t need them thanks although I have scraped the odd tree in my proper 4×4, big petrol engine,superchipped, didn’t mind that as my option and you cannot see it.

I think that anyone who can afford to buy a roller has enough money to reck it. Hammond may i remind you how lucky you were not to see a roller with a full body kit, racing stripes and an exhaust that lets people know you are there. Parking sensors do reck a cars lines but it is nothing compared what the major tuning houses do to them

I Think that Rolls Royce doesent needs all this thing
people buy it no for beeng practical
people buy it for it beeng good looking and for its elegant
Rolls Royce is not a car for all theese sensors and rest bloody things that makes it bad looking
Rolls ROyce should be done the old british way
it is like giving a ballerina some sneakers

I’ve seen worse. In my country (Dominican Republic) I have seen bentley continental GT speed with gold trims. I also saw a lamborghini lp640 with the roof painted pink and the car was yellow. And the worse of all a black aston martin DBS with gold crome rims and huge twin mufler tip. I have seen lots of ugly car, mostly owened by baseball players but dont have time.

whats he talkn about

when will top gear be back on our tvs?

in my country there are a lot of ugly cars
mostly are some tuned Hondas, Nissans, and car like that
mostly done by people trying too look cool but which are not

alsso i saw one porsche 911 turbo that is gold with black rims

Why? Just why?

I do think that the Rolls Royce is a good car specially if it is in the cotsworlds. but its only brought for the good looks and its elagance a chauffer included and then you are really talking if you were somewhere else it would be different not that long ago I saw a bright red Ferrarri driving down the hill just over from WOTTEN UNDER EDGE a big village this, it was going down from a little village called North Nibley isnt that far from Glouster as I live in the area I can see many odd things especially super cars I also saw a Porche 911 in Bristol and Glouster as well going along and there they were going down the street going 0 – 60 in seconds amazing they were though ,James wouldnt like them he would just get a sail and try to cross the channel in them to big though and to heavy though so he would just sink

agree with george

When did we as drivers become so lazy/incompetent that we have to rely on a sensor to tell us when we’re close to something? Sure Rolls are larger than the average sedan, but truck drivers get along just fine without sensors or even rearview mirrors everyday and 18-wheelers are a damn sight bigger than this thing. Hell, I’ve driven a 30-foot Uhaul *and* reversed it multiple times using only the sideview mirrors and I only have a standard class license. It’s not a video game, folks. It’s driving a car. If you can’t reverse it without an array of sensors and computers to do it for you, go take a driving course for god’s sake.

Maybe Rolls-Royce should include a butler in the equipment package, so when the chauffeur is parking the car he can get directions from the butler in Queen’s English. I’m curious, do those parking sensors warn you with the fact of the matter beep, or with Vivaldi’s Four Seasons?

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well sadi stigy

assasin 1 j.m r u like fred elliot having to reapet ur self u spack

arent you a bit young for sex

Mate, leave the Rolls and tell us how Oliver is doing? I want to see him in action again, what a brilliant little car!

You got it spot on. But there’s something more important that involves you at the moment ; You need to get your hair cut. I’m 14 and every time I see it as long as it is, it reminds me of James May a year ago. Not a good look, I assure you.

Can’t wait for the new season,

Sorcha.

I have to say driving behind a Rolls Royce is good when your admiring it and seeing who’s inside it but on the other hand if its driving slow theres bound to be a bit of shouting going on in your own car “oi get a move on, if someones been sick from being drunk then pull over, have a bit of respect for other car nuts’tut tut tut. Still I wouldn’t like a Rolls Royce myself, they are a big car, I prefer the Porsche Carrera S and the Bugatti Veyron. Richard Hammond i hope you read this LOL

Whats the point in parking sensors? I know someone who had their parking sensors scraped off when… wait for it… they were parking! No point at all!
P.S Hope Oliver’s well and Clarkson has shrunk!

If you are driving the Rolls and you are thinking god what a car!! at least you know that you have done a good thing and that you have at least got a car rather than soemone who has got a rubbish car say like Jame’ss Fiat Panda when they say good god what car is this and who has done a silly thing and bought one!! at least you really will konw who has bought one. I dodbt I would buy one as it is to small and a good super car like a Lamboghini or a Porsche or even a Bugattti Veyron would be a great thing to have. about Oliver is Jeremy and James still taking the mick out of him I jolly well hope not!! Has Jeremy gone down in hieght?? now that would be funny. Richard I really really really hope you see this.

By the way I am Richard Hammonds BIGGEST FAN, he looked at me and my friend at Top Gear Live
I did draw him a picture of a Porsche Carrera S and I was going to give him it if there were book signings there. Next to draw Oliver. Richard, hows Oliver doing? Oliver should have won the Botswana Challenge and not the Beetle – anyone agree with me? In Religious Studies we had to bring in a picture of a person, I took a picture of Richard in with me, on the piece of paper that I stuck the picture on, I drew Oliver.
By the way, Richard I heard that you Broke your Pelvis, I read about it in the Top Gear Magazine, It sounds terribly painful. I send you all my love and I am thinking positively to help you make a full recovery, everyone else is, my best friend Christie is and she’s in the South East of France. I know you will make a full Recovery, after all you have suffered worse.

Richard hows Jeremy and James?? i bet that they are keeping themseleves happy also what is going into the new Top Gear series series 13? I havent heard much and I would like to know I saw your police cars you guys all made and I really think yours was the best even though you had made it look like a combine harvester !! for series 11 what did Jeremy say after apoligising for calling Goren Brown that name I konw it was a one eyed I cant remember what the rest of that name is I hope you see this

cool

funny copy on your transmission – http://berloga.net/view.p hp?id=33647

Rolls royce is from derby! And so am i!
so i luv deyre carz!!!!!!!!1

Richard Hammonds picture up the top of the page is really nice. LOVE IT!!
Richard is very handsome indeed, why doesn’t he think he is?

richard hammond… ahhhhhhhhhhhh

oh totally agrss he is beyond gorgeous, there is something about his eyes, he’s adorable

i think that rolls royces are a bit of a waste of time to be hoenst!!! i mean, ya, they are ok if your mega rich and don’t mind spending your money something that 95% of rich people have!!!!!!!!!! If i had millions of pounds than i would go for an aston martin DB9!!!!! OR a BEETLE!!!! I love them!!! Hehe Lolies!!!!!

we think that oliver is gorgeous and we’ve mad e a fan club 4 u nd him!! lylxxxxxx

Abii i’d like to challenge u… cos i think i am richards number one fan!!! but we can share him if u like. he is so cute and good looking i got very close to him at t g live last year… WOW that was an experience! ( i have a picture of him on my work keys how good is that!!!) WE LOVE THE HAMSTER xxx

AND YES THAT PIC OF RICHARD AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE IS JUST GORGEOUS!!!!!!

If a man picked me up for a date in a Rolls I’d worry about his ‘assets’ to be honest.

I agree that it’s his eyes that do it for me, and the hair, and his hands- he has VERY sexy hands. Maybe I just have a thing for shorter men called Richard (I married one after all).

My dear Emperor who watch over our lives,
at least once with your porsche punish the infidels.
a handshake good luck.

How old are you Lisa – im 14
But we can share him
list of who can love him
- you
- Me
- Christie
- Mindy(richards wife)
- Izzy and Willow

Last year i was a vip a top gear live
i drew richard a picture of a Porsche
Didn’t get to meet him (dang)
All my other friends think Richards Ugly
He’s not

Have you been able to meet him and talk to him? If so is he nice to chat to

I got like a metre away from him at Top Gear Live, you know when they come into the audience

Lisa did you go to top gear live in London, Earls Court, 2:00pm showing?

If so, OMG when Richard wen’t through the Bus, Evel knievel tribute

I love it when Richard schrunches up his nose when he smiles

That picture is of his smile just before he has a laughing fit

By the way, Richard , The on the edge book signing at blue water, i was the girl wearing a pink stripy jumper. (yuck Pink) hate the colour now.

also the picture of him, he might smile then say ‘what the hell?’.

Lisa tell you what we can be joint number one fans, how about that. That way there isn’t an online cat fight over Richard.

I so badly wan’t to do a big Top Gear challenge with them.

Love you Richard Lots and Lot, give you all my love XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Love you Richard Hammond XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Hi Abii
lots of questions for me to answer there! firstly i am 37 just a year and a half younger than richard (and a bit shorter than him too!)He is very good looking and scrummy i think. I wasnt at earls court i was at birmingham 14th november but he jumped through the wall as evel knievel then as well WOW and didnt he look funny in the suit! when he was gettin changed after the stunt he lost his microphone and jezza wouldnt help him get it cos he wanted some peace and quiet ha ha… didnt manage to meet him i was sat near the front on the end and they all walked right in front of me,then sat down to watch the stunt drivers so he was very close… would love to meet him must try harder this year! Yes we can be number one fans share all our gossip … we should think up a top gear challenge and send it to them see if we can get a mention ha ha! keep in touch… always loving the hamster xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hamster you rock you brilliant

My mission for this year is to meet Richard as well

I am 5′6ft tall just an inch to go till i’m hamsters height wooooooohoooooooo.

there’s like a years difference between you and him, 25 year diference between me and hammond.
Seeing that you went to the birmingham TG live i’m guessing that you don’t live in Kent ( by the way my cousin thinks Kent is a sware word ha ha, i think she’s got it a bit wrong there)

TOP GEAR CHALLENGE (for them to do) – Travel around the world and use mostly every different form of transport to get around the place – but here’s the tricky part – they are not allowed to use the same form of transport twice but they can with a plane – unless there isn’t any other way then they can with the other transport solutions.
They start in ashford – get the euro star to france – get a Jumbo Jet over to america – ship to south america – motor bike to the nearest airport – Jumbo Jet over to Australia – then buy a car and travel to ayers rock – then i think you can climb ayers rock so they could do that. Transport covered – Air – Foot – Road – Sea. Also they have to do it on a budget of 1,000 pounds but if they run out of money they have to find work in that certain country or on the form of transport. The Top Gear people have to provide them a packed lunch for the first day of the trip. We wouldn’t wan’t anyone starving (again in Hammonds case – in Vietnam when hew wouldn’t eat for 7 days). Also we have French Stig – American Stig (he’s made a comeback)- South American Stig – Australian Stig. This needs to be a 2 hour show.
Do you agree – you can edit this aswell.

Richard Mark Hammond please read this and suggest this to Jezza and Captain Slow. PLEASE

Hey what a great idea for a top gear challenge perhaps we could help carry their bags ha ha! while they are in australia they should convert their cars into boats again and cross Sydney harbour before driving to Ayers rock that would be good (i just love the amphibious cars).. but everything else just great..! So you live in kent i’m miles away i live near chester just over the welsh border..its 100 miles to birmingham but to be honest id drive 1000 miles to get near to the lovely Richard! Hey how can you be 5′ 6″ when you’re 14 i’ve never been that tall!! as yet i’ve never been called hamster though but i do get a lot of height jokes made at my expense!at least if i meet him he’d be next to someone shorter ha ha!

Reason i’m 5,6ft is well… my dads side of the family is tall and i’ve inherited the genes for being tall.

Sydney harnour idea is brilliant. Plus we don’t wan’t to be carrying the bags for them, we will be there with him and the rest of the team.

Love the Amphibious Cars as well. Shame Clarkson’s is the only one that ever works.

Loved the Damper Van.

Hammonds nickname is “the hamster” as we all know. My nickname is “the weasle”

When i learn to drive and get my own Black Fiat 500 (the newer one) i would drive and travel the whole world or Richard. I mean Oh God wouldn’t anyone do that just to be with that Cheeky, kind, young man.

I wan’t to be a Top Gear presenter as well but that would ruin the saying “the boys” it would have to be “the 3 boys and 1 girl”

anyway how are we going to get the Top Gear Challenge to the Boys

*Harnour?
Supposed to be harbour

* or Richard?
Supposed to be For Richard

I’m typing so quick there’s about a million spelling mistakes

hi, i’m a 11 years old and i am gonna do a James bond dancing show. 1 problem, i can neva concentrate because all i think about is top gear! i bring the books 2 school and everything! I am almost as tall as the Hamster….. I am very tall!

i am also a BIG fan of top gear

EMZi
You will be as tall as Jezza when you’re older!! Keep watchin and lovin top gear its the best tv ever

Abii
Good choice of car the Fiat 500 very cool, i drive a Citroen i get a lot of stick for it but i love it! We will have to write to the top gear office and tell them about that challenge that would be great,and yes we would be part of their team (perhaps Richard’s personal assistants ha ha)on hand to lok after him! wish we could find out where they would be when they film some of the challenges we could try and meet them that way… i’m actually going away for 5 days next month i’m staying about 5 minutes away from where jeremy lives! and thats not that far from where richard lives mmmmm… best chance of meetin the lovely richard is top gear live again i’m seriously considering going on more than one day to get a bigger helping of that scrummy mr hammond!!

Hi Abii and Lisa. Plz can i join 1 fan of the hamster with u?! Plz Plz Plz

Hi EMZi
Of course ucan join the Richard hammond fanclub there are a few things though… you have to be totally in love wth him and watch every top gear, also agree that he isthe best person ever on tv !!i do love topgear as a whole show, jezza is brilliant and james is fantastic.. but hamster is brilliant fantastic funny cute and lovable!! i do have a big crush on him!
WELCOME TO THE HAMSTER NO.1 FAN CLUB

Lisa thanks, i watch top gear when ever it is on! I really love Oliver

Hey Oliver is a really cool car! should be Sub zero on the cool wall (but i think jeremy might disagree)!! Just watching the hamster again on the episode where jeremy lost his voice (well funny) i can’t get enough of top gear I LOVE IT!! Are you goin 2 top gear live this year i hope so!

Fact: Richard Hammond is a stunning little man who was blessed with incredibly beautiful eyes that not many women can resist.

IGNORE THE COMMENT SAYIN CUT YA HAIR!!!!!!!!!!
If you dont we WILL die.
Oh yeah I love Oliver, but I used 2 know someone real geeky/annoyin called oliver. Anyway, y Oliver? Y not… anythin else?

Yeah EMZi you can join the Richard Hammond No 1 Fan Club. If you don’t follow the rules then you get 1 more chance to follow them. Another rule, Dont watch the repeats on Dave, just the repeats on a Sunday evening.

BTW i’m am 5,6ft tall, are you?

Lisa, about the Top Gear Live thing, totally with you on going a lot to see Scrummy Hammond.

Yeah EMZi you can join the Richard Hammond No 1 Fan Club. If you don’t follow the rules then you get 1 more chance to follow them. Another rule, Dont watch the repeats on Dave, just the repeats on a Sunday evening.

Lisa, about the Top Gear Live thing, totally with you on going a lot to see Scrummy Hammond.

My computer was playing up so It sent 2 messages i hate my f@*$ing computer

Gingerkitten totally agree his eyes are gorgeous!

Abii
It will cost me a fortune to go more than once to top gear live but i don’t care! Anything is worth it to see the lovely richard and hopefully get some better pics this time, my ones from last year were a bit far away but i still love them especially the one i have on my phone main screen! its of richard when he was arguing with jezza!

i’d love to see Top Gear live – my relative went to see them in Birmingham and said it was brilliant.
Loving Richard’s book ‘As You Do’ – well worth a read.

Agree “As You Do” is brilliant very funny don’t you think. I was in Birmingham for Top Gear live too you MUST go its just AWESOME!! And you get to see the lovely Richard close up… mmmmmmmmm!! lovin the hamster (as always)xx

actually EMZi and Lisa change of rules only watch repeats on Dave if you can’t get enough of Mr Hammond.

OMG. Richards eyes mmmmmmmmmmm. His eyes were given to him by heaven or hell(seeing as Richards a bit of a devil/angel)

It really is pointless to buy something just because it´s expensive. I mean, you don´t adopt a child because there constantly nagging you for money… do you? This is an odd world.

Lisa-loo, I’m 34 (nearly 35) so I’m not too far off Hamsters age either. His other book ‘On the Edge’ was so moving and well written.

Abii you are right! His eyes are fantastic!

Gingerkitten totally agree “On the edge” is a fantastic book very moving it was the number 1 non fiction best seller of the year, i think we were all so upset after his accident he’s made a fantastic recovery,thats how determined he is.I’ve always loved him for years but i think now i’m totally addicted to him! Will you go to Top Gear live this year if so which one i will be at birmingham even though its miles away but do i care… nah i’d travel anywhere to see the hamster!!

Abii i confess i’m watching repeats on dave cos i really can’t get enough of the lovely mr hammond!!hope thats ok its just this big crush i have… the main topic of conversation between us at work today has been Top Gear,cars,Top Gear live,Richard,etc etc etc!! Thats what i call a good day at work!!

Richard, a photo of you, can posted on TOP GEAR WALL, at the SUPER COOL part….
Only you can made this….
P.s. Sorry for my bad English….

that must be good Lisa. TG all day! Thats like me! I can’t get enough of top gear, Hammond, Hammond, Hammond and a little more Hammond for good measure!

EMZi you can never get enough of the adorable Richard Hammond do you agree!!! Top Gear as a whole is just brilliant and Hamster is even more brilliant!! He just makes us go all funny!! (last time i counted my hamster pictures i swear there was about a million.) !!!

Lisa-loo – I can’t get to Top Gear live but maybe one day…it’d be amazing to see not just one but all 3 of the presenters for real. I’m hoping to acheive that dream with my other favourite celebrity Paul Merton when he comes to my town next month. I had a huge crush on Jezza 4 years ago, then Hamster went into hospital and my attentions turned to him. Now I’m keen on James too as he’s very attractive on the latest Oz and James adventures.

I love top gear top gear until they get too old to present

you r right Lisa! No 1 can ever get enough of the Hamster! Today me and my mates were choosing which presenters we were. I had to tell my friend i was the Hamster!

At school they all call me hamster because my mates say i look Richard Hammond and they say i’ve got his eyes and its soooo enoying no offence to R.H but sometimes i get really enoyed. I really dont like Rolls Royce because i think they are cars for old people.

Gingerkitten totally agree with everything you say.i really do love all 3 of them its just that Richard is extra special… seen Jezza once before must be about 10 years ago giving it loads at the british motor show i didn’t even know he was going to be there so it was a lovely surprise.. and yes also love the Oz and James adventures he has that unique style that makes him really special… and Rich is,well,just scrummy!! and everything else.
Sorry you can’t get to Top Gear live i can’t wait,it really is something else to see them all up close.And i like Paul Merton too!!

EMZi we have such a laugh at work cos i’m really short like Richard and i wave my arms around a lot when i’m explaining something,just like he does,… the 2 lads i work with at weekends are huge top gear fans also and one is very tall,always has an opinion and always winds me up about my height…the other is also quite tall and very laid back…so there you have it we have our very own Top Gear at the shop (and actually i’m the boss ha ha!!)

The risk of trashing such an expensive thing is part of the fun surely? Not that I would wish to see something so handsome broken…..

Me and my friends all say who we r on TG. Actually my Best mate is the Top Gear dog! (she has crazy curly hair like it)
P.S the TG Dog lives with Hammond!

i think!

When I lectured in motor vehicles my technician who had h huge range of experience called RR’s fast lorries! I invented a gatecatch which is a bit like a RR due to its fantasticness.
Cheers

lisa-loo…mmm yes Paul Merton’s great and i’m going to be in the front row – and i love that he’s 6ft 2 as i love tall men. Like a certain other tall man. Did you ever visit the Hammond Heaven website? I’ve visited it quite a lot as the site’s full of gorgeous pics of our 3 heroes.

Gingerkitten i’m going to that website now thanks for that! anything for more pics of the lovely richard and the boys!

EMZi yes Top Gear Dog does live with Richard and also features on his Stunt Challenge DVD which,if you haven’t got it,is brlliant,you get to blow vans up and everything!! Still lovin the Hamster i now have a new pic on my keyring and its gorgeous!

Lisa, my dads friend has a rolls Royce phantom. He sent it in on Top Gear. Jezza drove it. Shame it wasn’t the Hamster!

WOW EMZi how good is that!!! yeah shame it wasn’t Hamster but its still great that Jezza drove it! I’ve just watched my T G Winter Olympics DVD i just love it,next week the new DVD is out its got Botswana and Vietnam on it should be great!

Abii are you still there not heard off you for a while… hope still lovin the hamster (of course)

Lisa i am still lovin the hamster, haven’t been online lately because theres been a build up of homework and ive been doing tonnes of coursework.
I saw a White Porsche 911 carrera s on Friday and i was thinking of the hamster and the Fan Club.

Abii oohh i used to hate homework and coursework but that was a long time ago in my case! I saw a Porsche the other day too and i thought of the hamster as well! I’ve just applied for tickets for the telly recordings in June and July bit mad really cos i live over 200 miles away from Dunsfold where they film it,oh well never mind doubt if i’ll be lucky enough to go but heres hoping!

cool Lisa. Try get as close to the Hamster as possible (stand at the front) what do you look like? i will know then when i see you! Can’t go………… i’m only 11! shame

EMZi i really really REALLY want to go to the telly recording but it depends if i’m lucky and get picked… they e mail everyone on the list (thousands probably) and they only pick the first ones to e mail back,so if it happens when i’m at work or away next week i won’t get in,but you never know heres hoping. I will have to stand as close as possible to Richard (that would be VERY nice!) I have short blond hair and am shorter than Richard (yes,thats possible!) if i get in i’ll let you know what date it will be on telly!

Hello from Romania.Top Gear is the best show in the world.The screen name GMC is not the name of General Motors is my name initials.Since i sought the first show in 2006 i liked very much.
BBC is the best and also the British are the best.

Damn It you can actually go to the Top Gear show because your over 18 i’m only 14.

My aunty said if i wore high heels and a bit more make up (not thaty i should be caked in the stuff so you can cut it with a knife) i would pass off as an 18 Year old.

Good luck with the getting into TG show.
Also one thing you should know is that there is a 19 year waiting list for anyone who wants to see the show.
If you meet the hamster tell him i said Hi and that I love him soooooooooo much. PLEASE

same! say hi Lisa Plz!!!!!!!!!!

Of course i’ll say hi to hamster for you both! not years of waiting now,once you apply they keep all the names then send everyone an e mail… if you’re one of the first to reply you’re in! still down to a lot of luck i think though,but FINGERS CROSSED…

when people like the hamster make a new book, they go for book signings. my dad works at this place were celebs come! its true cause i meet Billie Piper. hoping the hamster will come! MAKE A NEW BOOK HAMMOND!

Wow EMZi thats well cool.
I’ve been to one of the hamsters book signings , didn’t meet him just saw him. Took a million pictures of him (actually it was just about 10 because my mums camera broke, it died because the hamsters soooooooooooo sexy)he looked at me and my friend, we waved he looked at us again. We actually smiled at each other.
I got back up the top of bluewater and almost fainted and i shouted through blue water these actual words ‘Richard Hammond (this was sreaming at the top of my lungs) is a buff boy, phwoaarrh’

It was funny, it was that loud he probably heard it. My best friend told me to stop, i said ‘your in love with him too, wouldn’t you do the shouting as well’ she then replied by saying ‘yeah i would actually’ she eventually joined in!!!

I once got told by a common Chav ‘if you wore makeup to school more often you would be more popular and more pretty’ I replied abruptly ‘yeah but then i would end up like you’ they replied ‘ what do ya mean?’ i then said ‘a spotty chav, use some clearisil mate’

i mean honestly they put on so much makeup it covers up their spots but it gives them more.

yeah, they do! there is this girl in my school called Holly. she went swimming with really thick mascara on and after she look like a panda!

if i saw the hamster i would just shout his name and try and get 1,000,000 autographs!

heyy, i dnt like rollers they have to be the worst ever and the people in them show off too much .

Don/t think he did any book signings near me /not that i heard of anyway DAMN anyway theres always Top Gear live to look forward to meet him there heres hoping!! Really really want to see him x

omg love richard!! i hope i can get to top gear live. i love richard its great to see that there’s other people that i can talk about how great he is to. i never shutup about him.do you think there is any point writtin to top gear like to richard?

that was to abii or lisa-loo or EMZi!!!x

Irish gal hi so glad to talk to another Hamster lover…i never shut up bout him either he’s just sooooooo cute and adorable and lovely!! do try and get to Top Gear live i got really close to him last year,not only is he wonderful he show is fabulous too. he looks even cuter up close!! try writing when the new series starts he is more likely to get it then,i sent a christmas card last year to the t g office but after they finished filming so prob he didnt get it,,,i’m gonna write i think.
speak soon…

yey im so happy i can yap to some1 that listens and agrees! oh god i adore hammond sooooo much he is just gooooorgous i love his eyes too. well i might aswell send my letter so, right thanks a mil xx i think im prob just the only 1 at my school who loves him so its so tough my friends give out hell to me for talkin bout him and top gear so much!!!!!

How can your friends not think Richard is the lovliest person on tv ever!!! I am almost the same age as him not much between us,i’ve loved him for years and watch everything he does but t g is the very best! would so love to meet him in person,got close last year but didnt quite make it. i’ll be going to t g live in birmingham prob more than once i think,will cost a lot but who cares its for richard!!

oh ya- i am in wat we call secondary school n its a country kinda place so there is just over 200 and somethin people just incase youre wondering how i knew bout the whole school1.i hope you get to go to the show(in studio)(well ya and TG live too). i have to wait a while though i’m only 14 and well it would be a long journey from ireland but well worth it if i got to see richard!! its great top gear live is in Dublin!

I would absolutely love to go to the studio recording even though its MILES away !!! but i’d go definately if i get tickets and take my mad friends with me. i’m after really good seats for t g live this time i was a bit late gettin tickets last year.was only 5 rows back but on an end…if you’re in the middle Richard and Jeremy came in the audience now THAT would be nice to get even closer!Do you live near Dublin i’ve been there!

no i live ages away from dublin. i live in the north west of ireland in county Leitrim. dont mind most people dont have a clue where it is! id say youve probably read richards books yeah? oh i think they are brilliant. i love the two of them! he is excellent at writing them! oh im so glad he is alright after the accident i dont no what id do if he wasnt!x

My friend tell me i’m annoying when i go on about the hamster. I mean there’s just too much to say about him.

Hey Irish Gal, i’m 14 aswell, online high 5.
Would you like to join the Hamsters fan club aswell.
if thats alright with Lisa and EMZi.
It alright with me sooooooooooo… yeah.

I had a dream that i was Richards assistant in blast lab and one of the Kids wouldn’t go in the Messy Messy Mess test gunge pool so me and Richard lifted the kid up and plopped the child in there we both said ‘hey don’t worry about the gunge pool although… we did find a big hairy lobster/camel in there thats weird and it bites peoples fingers off’ ‘be careful’.

I think Richard should write back to us and be our friend and yeah. It would be cool, at least thats one way to contact him, ahhh the joys of the internet.

My dad says the funniest things to me because he can’t smell or taste because of some weird tablets he took. He once said to me ‘ohhhhh i wish i knew what you smelt like’ i replied ‘ok’ then said ‘wait a second what the hell, oh no you don’t want to know what i smell like, the amount of body spray i put on, you’d probably choke, i mean you would, i’m immune to it’.

hey abii oh your poor dad!! he he ya i totally agree hammond shud reply to us that would be class!!! imagine if we actually were his friends!! ahh sooo cool! ya id love to join your fan club but i do watch top gear on dave just cant get enough of richard!! he ya i watch blast lab too its great! well to be honest id watch anything that had richard in it!! he presented this thing that was on rte 2 the other day it was about the war. only it didnt show his face but i listened to his voice which was good too!! and i agree you could talk about him 4 hours and still wouldnt be finished!! well id go on bout his eyes forever example:oh richard hammond is sooo cool and has lovely eyes. he is adorable did i mention his eyes they make me melt wiyh a big sigh! love him to bits etc!

heyyy this is fast becoming a “Richard Hammond is gorgeous” blog!!! Irish Gal glad you have joined the Fan Club we all have one thing in common…Hamster!! they are supposed to be starting a new blog on here soon called Horsepower have you seen about it, Jezza Rich and James will write stuff and you can respond an i quote “if what you say is interesting enough they’ll respond back to you” … so we may actually be speaking to him soon!! x

Abii and Irish gal agree there is just soooo much to say about Richard! and yes i know i’m nearly as old as him but i watch blast lab too!!!!!

Irish Gal sorry i didnt answer your question yes i have Richards books they are brilliant,i think the first one is very moving ad brilliantly written, and “As You Do” is just downright hilarious!!

Going away till Sunday so wont be on here till then,so all members of the Fan Club take care and i’ll talk when i get back, keep loving the hamster,always X

ya of course always love him!! that will be great thanks for letting me know!xx i supose A hammond is gorgeous blog is good! ya ive been readin it all he he we havent had much of a conversation about rolls royce cars? ah well wat can ya do!:)

talk 2 ya when ur back lisa-loo xx

Lisa-loo oh by the way i meant that will be great that they could reply to us not that it will be great that your going till sunday just incase!!xx soory !!xx

OMG thats brill, if we write things interesting enough they’ll reply.
Hello Richard Hammond.
Phwoarrr.

Thank you Richard, I have a cold but I watched Blast Lab and just seeing your face and hearing your voice has made me feel 100% better apart from the snuffles, runny nose and headache (like a really bad headache), well when i say 100% better, more like 99.999999993% better, if i were better i still wouldnt want to go back to school.
Richard can I be a Top Gear presenter with you Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaa aaaaaasssssssssseeeeee.
That says Please.
About the Top Gear thing, i need to learn to drive first, well I’m driving an Aston Martin DB9 this year for a Driving Experience.

Who in the RMH (Richard Mark Hammond) fan club, talks about Richard soooooooooo much that they’re friends say ‘OMG are you stalking him’
my friends have said that to me, i replied instantly ‘what the hell, no, why would i stalk him, thats just scary, i’m just deeply in love with him’.

Heyyyyy Fan club members theres internet access where i’m staying so HELLLOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Irish gal yeah not much conversation about rolls royce here is there,considering thats the subject of the blog!! anyway Richard is much much better lookin than a rolls royce ha ha but then again Richard is much better lookin than anyone or anything!! (and i understood what you meant no need to say sorry )xx

Abii heyyy my friend drove an Aston Martin DB9 for a driving experience i so want to do one of those!! my friends don’t say i must be stalking Richard they just laugh when i bring him up in almost every conversation i have!!

Lisa-loo, the Hammond Heaven website has now closed as the MSN newsgroup is no longer available for some reason, so I don’t know what the managers of the site will do now. We could’ve talked about him on there – I wonder if there’s any groups on Facebook. I couldn’t get on the Hammond Heaven site when i last tried. I love Richard’s advert for Morrisons – God, if he bumped into my trolley at my local Tesco I certainly wouldn’t be complaining.

Gingerkitten thanks for that i couldn’t get on it either thats obviously why.. yes i love Richards advert too if he bumped my trolley and i turned and saw him i’d probably faint with the shock! that would be ok though because he’d have to pick me up ha ha.

Ha the Morrisons advert, nope if he bumped in to my trolley i wouldn’t say rudely ‘Road hog’, i wouldn’t say anything, i’d just walk of knowing that Richard Hammond has just bumped into my trolley. The reason i wouldn’t say anything is because i’d probably be in a state of shock. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa, don’t faint if you see him, faint outside the shop, he will give you a weird look and possibly think, what the hell, did she just faint because of me or is David Beckham around (BTW – David Beckham – Minger)
Richard thinks he’s ugly, i know that because he said something like that on Total Wipeout, Richards so not ugly, he’s a handsome hamster.

very handsome hamster indeed!! ya total wipeout rocks !! abii i was off with throat infection from school this week wathched top gear all day!! we are off school tomorrow for two weeks yeye!! when ye off? oh an lisa-loo i totally agree hammond is a million times better lookin than anyone! god if hammond bumped my trolley id probably say somethin really stupid like a really high pitched girly hi! oh that annoys me, or else id speak gibirish us irish people or good at that!:) but that would be soo cool!! ya i think it myself if i go on constantly about hammond and start sayin oh lets all go to england i like feel like sayin luk these arent listenin to ya just talk to yourself plus they will think ur stalkin him if you say much more!! (no i dont talk to myself! he he)

if we actually went on here at the same time we could have a proper long conversation!!x wat ye think p.s dont mind my spellin!

I worked as a chauffeur for a few years, and yes sometimes whats going on in the back of the car is amazing!! Even though no chauffeur in happy employ would dare pass it outside of this wierd community – bugger we do have some unbelievable storys!! I’ve gone all misty-eyed now reminissing all the good times I had! Caz X

soz i haven’t been on guys… computer broke!

EMZi thats wher you were.no computer!
Abii and Irish Gal yeah i know Richard doesn’t think he’s good looking,he’s very modest like you say he is a very handsome hamster! i like that,the best looking hamster i ‘ve seen! i’ve just read if you get to the studio recordings the 3 guys joke a lot to the audience and talk to them,even have pics taken etc,god i SO want to go,really sorry you guys are too young thats one benefit of being older ! x

hey glad to see u EMZi
it would be brill if ya actually got a picture taken with hammond!! i hope you do get to it lisa-loo!. yey off for 2 weeks top gear all the way!! he well its kinda good that he isnt really cocky, thats another reason why i like him so much! its good he isnt like loads of other t.v people ‘oh look at me i’m great’ sort of thing he seems to be really down to earth and hasnt got a big head over it all, i admire him for that!!xx

Yeah Irish gal he’s very down to earth isn’t he, really modest, i admire people like that too,he’s got the best job in the world as well how lucky! actually i would like James Mays job,he’s been travelling round england drinking with Oz (for the Oz & james adventures) AND HE WORKS WITH RICHARD HAMMOND!!!
i want his job!
btw i saw a couple of people today with Morrisons carrier bags, call me bonkers but i thought ” i wonder if Richard bumped their trolley!!!)xx

he he i wish!! ya wouldnt it be class to work with him!! nearly had a heart attack today mam told me top gear went bankrupt i thought she was serious !! ahhh. when she said ‘calm down i’m only messin’ i nearly could have killed her !! how mean is that! i said’ mum you never joke about things like that’ id die if that happened!!xx

just after watchin total wipeout awards it was briliant so funny and let me say richard looks well in a suit! yumm
i love total wipeout its sad the series is over cant wait for the new 1!!
richard presents it brilliantly as he does everythin brilliantly!! my friends think im really stupid coz i talk about top gear+richard so much its so annoyin they keep givin sarcastic looks to each other! oh sometimes they annoy me so much!?!? i have to try and stop talkin bout it to please them but i cant!! HELP!!
have you noticed that in any conversation you can somehow link it to top gear. well i do any way and top gear links to richard so there is a new conversation for me anyway/!!?:):}
so wats the craic?

I have recorded the total wipeout awards to watch when i get home look forward to that! d’ya know i link my conversations to Top Gear i’m always saying “thats not gone well” when something goes wrong its dead funny cos the people who like Top Gear know what i’m on about and the people who don’t just don’t get it! i just love all things Top Gear and one lovely presenter in particular ha ha xx

ha ha cool! ya there is this one presenter on it all right thats extra good!! i wonder what his name is? he he
we actually linked a ferero roche to top gear the other day! it was somethin like it looked cool like a truffle and i butted in oh did any of ye see the episode of top gear with the bugatti veyron(savage car) and the truffles!!
im always sayin my 1 true belief is that everythin biger than a golf ball shud have a V8 engine. that was in some of the shows and in richards book i think too somewhere?! he he:)
im mad about cars aswell as top gear i love them soooo much! all types ferraris lamborghinis, maseratis oh and definetly porsches!! love the carrera GT and the 997 turbo and of course the 911!!
there is my crap spellin again!!

nice taste in cars! i like them too…that presenters name that we.re on about isnt Richard Hammond is it ha ha!! like the story about the truffle come ferrero rocher! and yay v8 engines are cool especially when linked to a food blender oh my god how funny was that!! xx

ha ha it was brilliant did you see james’s face after he tasted it!!! did you see the 1 where jeremy attacked the V8 to the rocking chair with the old woman on it then she fell apart i died laughing!!!xx well it just might be richard hammond now !!:) did u see the episode in america where richard had the dodge challenger and him and jeremy reved up the engines and the cops came it was funny. mostly all of the episodes are hilarious i love all the stigs!! american, truck driver and african stig he he!! speakin of america i loved the 1 where jeremy put the cow on the roof and they got chased by rednecks!!xxx

i wrote attacked instead of attached!! he he i’m such a fool it wud be fuuny to see jeremy attack a V8 engine though .he
xxxx

yeah poor james but what a twit tasting it!! yeah loved the old woman attached to the v8 also,and the American ones were really funny weren’t they that cow must have smelled horrible! i think my all time faves are the amphibious cars parts 1 and 2,so funny, the first where Jeremy and Richard tipped over was hilarious then the second one,where Jeremy read out the challenge that it was to cross the channel,Richard had fitted that tiny anchor to his dampervan and said “if i knew it was the sea i’d have fitted a bigger anchor!!” Classic that,also love the convertible people carrier ha ah xxx

I think in the new dvd there is Vietnamese stig.. thats what i heard,they filmed it but didnt put it in the telly show,havent got it yet but will have son ha ha…. anyway this blog started with Richard saying he saw a rolls royce in the cotswolds,thats where i’ve just got back from and i didnt see one,not that i’m sorry i aint that keen on them anyway!!loads of big expensive cars there though,..xx

Lisa what is your favourite challenge? mine is Botswana cause of Oliver! second Vietnam cause Hammond swears a load on the swan motorbike-thing, it makes him look so cute xx

p.s my and my bro r watching t g now!

hey EMZi i agree richard looks so cute on that swan i love oliver too! its the cutest little car ive ever seen!! do you like the polar challenge? i love the one were richard is in the plane with james against jeremy in the bugatti!! richard is soo funny in that 1 i love when he says”i’m not shuffling can i not lift a chocolate bar to my mouth without this thhing crashing into a mountain!!” and the bit about the plane cant cross over the big tree!!

Yeah i love Botswana,Richard trying to drown Oliver what was he thinking! Funny though,Vietnam brilliant,agree Richard=swan=v cute,polar challenge great,i tkink my all time favourite is the amphibious cars so funny, but Irish gal love the plane v bugatti (am i Waffling here!) Richard is SOOOOOOO funny like you say! btw watched those total wipeout awards WOW didnt he look hot in that suit!!! xx

EMZi do you have the new dvd Botswana and Vietnam both on there and the Botswana one is a different version to the one that was on the telly x

Irish gal i’ve just realised we are both quoting lines from Top Gear we must be completely madly addicted to it,we remember everythin they (esp Richard) say!!!

i love the botswana speshl hammond has still got oliver he’s in ‘Richard hammonds blast lab’ but he rigged him to flash his lights and honk his horn.

Oliver is one clever little car!!!
OLIVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR  !!!!! FLOAT!!!!!!

hehehe…come now Hamster…that’s just jealousy talking mate…u want to tell me there’s an orgy going on in front of you…and you notice parking sensors…???

You need to refocus mate…c’mon…

P.S. cant wait for the new season of TG!!!!

just watched the floating car one again there now its just as funny the 2nd maybe 3rd time!!
ya lisa-loo i think i am totally addicted to top gear!!:)
god he did look soo hot in that suit that little dickie bow was so cute too!!
i thought it was hilarious when he drove oliver into the river but then i felt so terrible sorry when i saw how sad richard was he really loves that car!! did u see that episode of top gear where they drive the trucks and richard gives up because he didnt want to hit oliver!!

ive just got that dvd havent watched the botswana one yet!! i got the top gear magazine you get a free dvd called “best of the stig”
its briilll! there is the challenge where they drive the diesel BMW in sliverston on their own petrol and then the race across london!

oh and im so bad for quoting top gear i stick somethin in in every sentence especially things richard says!! he he. the anchor thing he said is so funny, ive never seen an anchor so small!!!

ha ha still laughing at the floating cars i’vebeen watchin it again too! i just love that one,shame jezza’s is the only one that ever works! yeah the lorry one was funny Richard was just so not going to hit Oliver! when he complained and jeremy said “well it was your dog,or that!!” oh god i love Richard and all things Top Gear (have i said that before oops)!

Hey you got in before me,i havent got the dvd yet!! i just read somewhere the Botswana one is a slightly different version… i have “the challenges 1 & 2″ dvds they are dead good too! i will be gettin the new one soon x

i’m not sure you might have mentioned that u love him/top gear once or twice!!
speaking of dog oh i just love TG shes the cutest dog ive ever seen shes like a sheep!
did you ever see or read ‘Twilight’?
well there is a lad in it who is aparently gorgeous (i havent seen it just read it)
and its his eyes that dazzle everyone like hypmotizes them but he is a vampire. i’m not saying richard is a vampire but have you noticed the effect he has on people like his eyes just, i dont no how to explain it hmmmmm
they kinda suck you in, and then you love him,and think about nothin else but him,. if thats the right way to put it, i dont understand?! maybe richard is a vampire i dont no!!,:) well he might be a un-natural hot+goodlookin vampire/hamster that doesnt suck peoples blood!!:) or maybe not!?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmm?

i am so random ! sorry bout that! he he:):)

oh i just read the back of the DVD and it says its the directors cut does that explain it?

its funny cause on the back it says “Will james drive into Zimbabwe by mistake? Will richard leave his wife for the car he loves?”

he he!!

i really wanna get that DVD Irish gal! it sounds so good!!!!!!!!!!!

xxx

were is Abii?

Irish gal what a load of waffling that was about vampires etc!!! Dead funny though and yes you got it in one dead right about his eyes,mmmmm,couldn’t have put it better myself!! TG dog is so cute isnt she,remember when she and Richard were trying to round up sheep in that one where they grew their own petrol? TG wouldnt do it and Richard was running round the field after the sheep!!! Well funny… Perhaps the “directors cut ” is just a bit different to the actual telly episode then,i must get that dvd asap!

EMZi or irish gal did you ever see any repeats of the early new format Top Gears from 2002 when Richard first started? I saw one a couple of weeks ago and it seemed really weird cos james wasnt part of it! butit was just an odd one not seen any more. Richard had dead short hair,still v cute but i think i prefer him with longer hair do you agree? and didi either of you ever see a programme called Petrolheads that he did it was like a quiz with celebrities on and he was a team captain … xx

No offensive but how bored do you have to be to follow a Rolls Royce around, the answer. VERY!

no ive never seen that and i really want to im always lookin on men&motors coz he did shows on that too i never saw it on other channels either did you?

oh i dont think ive seen the really early ones ive watched nearly every episode from about the end of 03 begin 04 though but his hair was still short i think it was gorgeous short but still it is nice long as long as he doesnt let it go too long!

oh that was so funny the poor man fell then TG was just followin him and then she kept lookin up at him (wud ya blame her) as if to say what are you at?!!
ive watched the DVD yeah there is a ‘tribute’ to ray mears were they Basiclly cut up wood ‘heres one i made earlier’ he he
the deleted scenes are really funny hammond brought a book with him an animal book but i wont spoil it for ye!!

sorry bout that i was bored yesterday just compairing t.v man to vampire ‘As You Do’
HE HE you did get that ya!!

ya havent heard from abii in a while? oh Emzi the DVD is really worth every penny!!
do any of ye get top gear magazine?

i luv top gear soooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo much and hamster ROCKS.

HA HA HA HEH HEH HEH “As You Do” very good like that one !! I’m always saying that in conversations as well! must get the dvd sounds fab! no i didnt see “men and motors” but like you i know he did it…”petrolheads ” was funny he always got every car question right dead fast,and i remember him driving round (and crashing) a pedal car at one point! he had a race in one of those on the “one show” last year and lost to Christine Blakely ha ha!! i did like him with short hair just think i prefer it now,but like you said not any longer plz!! We sell Top Gear magazine in my shop so i can read it on my break ha ha but i do buy it whenever theres lots or nice pics of Richard in it! so i cheat really.first thing i read is his column! i also love jeremy’s writing though i have one of his books on the go t the mo.. where is Abii not heard off her for ages come back!! xx

Top Gear Fan
do you want to join our online richard hammond fan club seeing as you say hamster rocks!!

he he ya dats exactly wat i do i flick through the pages to see if hammond is there then read the column!! oh i wonder how he is now like after the horse fall! the poor guy hes accident prone i think but yet indestructabble!!
ya no wat, were gonna have a big fan club here soon!! yeah!! its gona b great!!

between all us here i had to do a reading at mass 2nite and i was dead afraid really nervous i thought i wud faint and do you no wat i imagined i was doin up there infront of the whole crowd, i imagined i was at an interview to present top gear i nearly laughed after it was over reading about Jesus at an interview? and then i thought god imagine if i accidentally said somethin about top gear and richard when i was up there. i think id be sent away with the men in white coats my family never give up on about how i really am addicted to top gear and i should stop watchin it!! id never ever do it though to much of a sacrifice not if they paid me a million euro!! (pound over with ye, watever?!! )

hi i luv T.G. im not sure why though.ferrari-enzos are so cool .the name ENZO sounds funny

OK LISA-LOO.I WILL IT SOUNDS COOL

hi someone !!
he he never thought bout that b4 but enzo does sound fuuny
heres one for ya
the GUMPERT APOLLO OR IS IT THE APOLLO GUMPERT i dont no but it sounds fuuny or the ferrari scuderia, theres alot more of funny cars out there!!

so are you a fan of hammond by any chance,sorry but its a question that has to be asked????????

That Gumpert is a really ugly lookin car but it looked much better with hamster in it heh heh heh!! Agree really funny names for cars out there! Irish gal you are so mad on top gear i thought i was the maddest but you.re just the same!Good though innit..Have you just seen the one on Dave at 8.00 they actually showed the news bit which they usually cut out,Richard telling jeremy he must have filled his car up with “bull sperm” and “didnt you notice the pump was a funny shape!!”Fan Club is growing dont you think we should set up our own website or somethin,anyone who loves mr hammond would be welcome!!I’ve watched loads of t g today cos ive been at home,still watchin it now i have a serious addiction!! x

Another member of the fan club,welcome Top Gear Fan!! One condition is that you must love Richard Hammond soooooo much and always talk about him!!

yeah that website idea is really good it wud be brill!!
oh ya i nearly split my sides laughin at that episode did u see the vibrating thingy!! he omg that huge caravan at the end god that was cool!

oh and any car that hammond is in wud look good ,his hair in that one last nite was out of this world hot!! you no when he wears the shirts with the black waistcoat over it, he looks gorgeous!! he he

i love when i sit down and spend a day watchin top gear, yes i am mad on top gear its addictable if thats a word?!! i left youth club half an hour before the end to be at home in time for 8:00 Top Gear!! he he

I know what you mean irish gal, Top Gear is so addictive – I watch it nearly every day on ‘Dave’, sometimes several times in 1 evening – Have you noticed that Richard is the sort of person that seems to look completely gorgeous in anything he wears. I reckon he’d even look good in a bin liner!
Does anyone know what has happened to the Hammond Heaven website?

Irish gal dont forget that if you miss t g on Dave at 8.00 you can watch it at 9.00 on Dave ja vu the new channel! or if you’re like me watch it both times,straight after each other! Yes love Richards waistcoat look,but like gingerkitten says he looks gorgeous in anything even that really outrageous jacket (that he wore for a bet!)on the last series! i was late home from work tonight and only caught the last part of the one where they bought the cheap british leyland cars,and they had eggs suspended above their heads heh hehe heh that was funny!!!

but ya see lisa my brother and dad either ‘have’ to watch football or news at 9 so i rarely see it then!!
and yes richard does look good in everything even cute with eggs in his hair!!
dispite the lack of the 9-10 episode by the end of a day im ‘fully loaded’(which still isnt enough) of top gear and if im not i either re- read richards books or watch it on dvds (again) but for example on a holiday (today/yesterday) i watched top gear from 11-8:30 with breaks in between to eat and pee while ray mears or watever was on(had to go to mass this evening)but did manage to watch the british leyland car one once and a half as it was on our RTE 2 aswell!!so im grand

its awful, some nights i watch T G so much that i can never remember which episodes ive seen the night before!! he he ithink my brain has two parts three quaters top gear/richard and one quater school stuff so natuarally i get confused, muddled and start ranting on about god knows what for ages!! (usually with reference to top gear or richard thrown in for good measure!)

oh god almost forgot isnt today jeremys birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEREMY!!!!

HE HE,isnt he like 49 now ya??? good man yourself jeremy more power to ya!

sounds cool.Its so unfair new top gear isnt back on bbc until june[i think] i know theres programmes on ‘DAVE ‘ BUT ive seen them before. i wonder what HAMSTER does in the new programmes .i saw t.g. on rte2 richard looked good in water.it feels weired when i have tv on and t.g isnt on.just had a brain wave they should make a t.g video game.i dont even like video games but id luv that game……

top gaer fan
do you have richards interactive DVD? its really good you blow up vans bungee caravans and get to see richard,all in one little disc now thats what i call brilliant!!

ya now we all agree that richard looks good in anything id say hed even look good in that gooey stuff that they get prizes out of in blast lab!! he heh…….. well ive seen nearly every episode on dave, top gear never gets old though. some of the episodes ive probably watched 20 maybe 30 times im being honest here no exageration whatsoever!!

youve watched RTE2 r u livin n ireland?? r is rte2 in england ?

Oh god i forgot Jeremys birthday!! sorry jezza!! Ithink i’ve watched each episode tons of times too,good innit!! I know this wasnt directed at me but Richards interactive dvd..i agree its brilliant!! (i managed to blow him up in that van first time.oops!)i havent seen rte2 in england no… late home again tonight so having hamster withdrawal symptoms,oo err… must get my fix soon!! Ready for some cool new episodes now but still a couple of months to wait awwww!

Irish gal you know i mentioned the website thing,well i dont know how to do that really it looks a bit complicated! but…. are you or any other hammond fans on myspace or facebook? i’m not at the mo,can’t you talk to each other on there? sorry i’m a bit vague just not very up on these things!we could post pictures and all sorts couldnt we? help i need more info just thought it might be a good idea??!

It’s Irelands 1 dares no English 1 anyway where could I dat dvd. It sounds cool:)

sorry about anonymous 1 I forgot to put down my name so da 1with Ireland in it I wrote : )

well i got it in virgin megastore but im sure its in any dvd /cd shop!! theres a big pic of richard infront of some fire and its called ‘richard hammonds Top Gear stunt challenge’ hmm lisa-loo im useless with computers im suprised i actually cud get on this!! im not on any internet stuff like that
but yes it is an excellent idea!! we have to do it but how is the big question!!

i cant wait for the new series!!

oh happy easter to all hammond fans and of course richard himself!!

ya and i did manage to blow richard up a few times aswell oopps!!

I’ve asked my friend about facebook i’ll go on it tonight and let you know…you can leave messages for each other and chat live if you are online together,sounds good,we could get a little hamster community going! i’m not the only one who’s not into all this stuff then ha ha! and to Top Gear fan you can get the dvds on amazon.co.uk they tend to be a bit cheaper on there!

Irish gal
Go to http://www.facebook.com/l ogin
Click “sign up”
then you get a confirmation e mail,then you get straight on the site.i’ve done it,you get different options i’ve just skipped them for now.you can put details about yourself and hide what you don’t want other people to see. when you’ve done it come back here,i’ll give you my details to “find me as a friend” then we can talk on there as well! it’ll take some getting used to but looks good fun! xx

sorry the word “login” at the end of the website address shouldnt have a gap in it!!

right so thanks a million!! il do it tomorrow im wrecked now!! xx

its quite easy actually to set up…i’ve just put my pictures of Top Gear live on there so when you’re on and we’re talkin on there you’ll be able to see them,yay!!! by the way on the “lego” blog you asked where Beaulieu was its in the new forest,down by the south coast of england….miles away! BUT… i hope to go to portsmouth later in the year and thats not too far away so its worth a look… if only to see the Dampervan if its there!! xx

heh heh thanks !! lisa-loo but alas the chances of me going there in the next 10 maybe 15 years are slim oh well!!

OK IT CONFUSED ME A LITTLE BUT I THINK IM ON THERE NOW!! so speak soon with your details and we can get chatin!! heh heh this is going to be good! how did you put pictures on it?

Irish gal thats brilliant!! by the way i saw your comment on the lego blog where i talk to Kadette,that Mr A didnt like it,i thought we can still chat on there/here anyway cos i’m always on the t g website anyway,but you can do more on facebook like pictures and videos if we can work it out!! To find me, when the first page comes up theres a box that says “find people”,just type in Lisa Wroe and the search results come up,mine should say Wrexham under it… you can either send me a message or add me as a friend,i really dont know what happens then cos i havent done it!!! give it a go i’ll look out for ya!i only managed to put a few pictures on it i’ve got to learn a bit more first but i’ll try and tell you when we’re on!

am i did that but none said wrexham underneath?
????????????????????

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

god i am terrible at things that are computerised i cant even work my ipod!

lisa-loo, I’m on facebook too and have looked at some of the hamster groups. I think you can set up your own group but i don’t know how – the hamster community idea sounds great – it’s great to know there are other like-minded individuals out there who love Top Gear. I ordered the Top Gear Great Adventures DVD (Botswana challenge) from HMV online for 12.99, but in the stores it’s around £20. The online shop also has free p&p and offers some good bargains. Paul Merton was £25 in my local store but only 12.99 on their website! So I’d recommend a visit!

Try it now Irish gal it should say it now!!

Ginger kitten i’m very new to facebook as you can see! but i’ve seen something about setting up a group,i’ll look into that when i’m a bit more knowledgeable! i havent got the dvd yet but i’ve seen it for about £13 in Tesco also on Amazon online about the same price for that but thanks i’ll check that one out! You are welcome to add me on facebook as well if you can find me as is anyone addicted to top gear and Richard!!

Irish gal i won’t be back online till wed night now so try and find me and i’ll see if i can sort it then! failing that look back here!! x (i’m flicking between the 2 here!)

rite so ill try again!! lisa-loo, cya wen i cya!! xxx

lisa still no wrexham i was goin to chance sending amessage to the lisa with nothing underneath but if its not u id be sendin her all my details so maybe if u try find me? look up drugan tats my 2nd name and heres a hint i like lollypops that is not ment to sound dirty btw!! :) you shud find me then i do have a profile pic!! so add it all the info here together!! heh a riddle!!

all hammond fans here,
try get on face book!!! lisa-loo and i are on now, so if we all get on we can have like what lisa said ‘a hamster community’
chat ye whenever!!
xxxx

Agree we’ll set up a hamster community (does that sound silly,yes i thought so!!) well we know what we mean anyway! will try and set up a group, as long as you love richard you can join,if we can work out how to do it!! xx

I’ve set up a group! its called “Lovin’ the Hamster” so check it out!

he he lookin at it it does sound funny ‘ a hamster community’ he he he!!!!
yep lisa-loo ive joined it!!!!

Any fans of Richard Hammond please feel free to join “Lovin’the Hamster” group on facebook it’ll be fun!

Hey you lot sorry i havent been online for ages (i’m still lovin the hamster) my dads computer has a child protection thing on my side of the computer so i couldnt get onto the hamsters blog. Also i have been sooooo busy this week, but now i am ‘back in business’. Yeah the Gumpert is an ugly thing, bit too muscley looking but oh god when Richard sits in it he makes it better, if he was the engine in that car more people would buy it ha ha he he.
On his new interactive dvd game CD quiz randomly hard thing on a disc, ha ha, i love it when he drives the Bowler Nemesis, i love it when he says ‘i love bikes but i really want this one to lose’well i love bikes too but i’m never allowed to ride them because my dad has lost to many people from bike crashes, he doesn’t wan’t to lose me because i am his only child. Anyways I am back, also that facebook thing, i cannot join because both my parents disagree with me having facebook so yeah, can I still be in the Richard Hammond Fan Club on his Blog Please, also need 2 know who else has joing the fan club on the blog, you know me need to keep up to date.

hey abii really glad ur back!!mm i dont no wat to say im not sur who is in ? lisa knows!!!
oh its a pity u cant go on facebook but well keep u updated on watever is being said!!
u no the camera men iain may and casper leaver they are on it!! and so is the sound man kiff mc manus!!!

Hey Richard, over here in Newcastle NSW Australia, we have only ONE

Hey Richard,
over here in Newcastle, NSW,Australia,we only have one Rolls Royce. It’s owned by Kit Mc Grath. It’s amazing how you guys talk about them as if every second person owns one.I’am a really big fan of you guys & would LOVE to see you guys here in Australia doing a Bathurst 24Hr or a Bathurst 1000. HOW ABOUT IT GUYS? Come on over & have a go.

Hey Abii great you’re back! shame about the facebook thing but we’ll still be on here dont worry, i think theres Emzi and Top Gear Fan joined the fanclub now,aswell as us lot,love that bowler nemesis too its great but he lost to the bike awwwwww! but he won agaainst the germans when he raced it in that episode! i’ve decided i’m really really gonna try and do the driving experience thingy this summer,i want to drive a Lambo Gallardo!

Driving experience i’m driving Aston DB9 this year, good to speak to you lot again. BTW loved the Nemesis againgst germany think ‘well you know what a bad loser is well hammond is whats know as a bad winner’ ‘yessssssssssssssssssss’ then the smacking rythym thing on the helmet ‘did ya notice i was first’

That was sooooooooo funny! i loved it …i call that a really good winner!! well he had to win didnt he,i mean,the german guy had no ideas or experience about driving cars!! good on you for wanting to drive a DB9 thats a great car!

hehe richard deserved to be happy he did really well to catch up with the german again!! that was funny!! i dont think we get to do driving experience in ireland and ive only ever seen two sports cars around here a porsche boxter(ok) and a ferrari f430(love it) in france though i seen lots of nice cars but they were driving too fast to actually get a good look! i saw porsche 911 a lamborghini and aston martin i think it was a DB9 but im not sure/?!
we have crap cars over here oh well ill just have to fix that!! he he!
thats probably why top gear live is such a hit over here 1 coz we finally see cool cars and 2 RICHARD,jeremy and james!!!

There is a Ferrari and Maserati Garage which I pass on the way to school theres the occasional Lambo and Aston in there for sale and there is a Ferrari F430 in there which has the best number plate on it… ya wanna know what it is…. it’s…………. F430 TOY
That is skills.
I think i am working there forwork experience or at The Aston garage near TESCO’s

You know when the TG boys where talking about the flasher a mans car the Veggie thing goes on, well since the hamster has a Mustang that makes his cock Small (i don’t believe that i think his is biggish/Average) and because May has a Fiat Panda i reckon he doesn’t even have a penis. Ha Ha LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

When I think of the Hamster i think I wish i was married to him. The hamster is a Driving God and a Sex God.

Well spose everyone who loves him wants to be married to him.

Hurry up June

Ha Ha love your comment about the veggie thing!!! that was so funny. Richard shouting “can we move on!!!” and yes i wish i was maried to him!
love the ferrari f430 too thats a cool car would be great workin in that garage!

I have asked if I can be a Stigette or an extra Top Gear presenter (jezza hasn’t replied to me yet)
Lisa when is the bloody, blasted Horsepower blog coming out I am craving the hamster at the mo and want to get in touch with him really badly. I mean like really really badly.

I think Clarkson is stuck up himself because when he said on the Vietnam trip ‘but I can’t ride bikes you guys’ i mean i admire him for at least having a go but why moan about it.

If the Top Gear boys read these messages out on the show they are gonna have some laughs and lets just hope that they read out the round the world trip that we have planned for them Lisa.

he he that wud be soo funny if they did that!! oh and abii i totally agree bout the mustang thing up there he he that was funny!! hay hay if you guys read this (richard etc btw) can us 3 like help out maybe have a challenge r 2 with ye, go on, pleaseeeee!!!!
ya hamster cravins hurt me its like gota watch top gear gonna explode!! he he!:)
good luck with the work experience thing xx!!
HAMSTER RULES THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dunno where this Horsepower blog is they promised it ages ago and its still not here!! my hamster cravings are gettin really bad too.. hey that would be great if they read out our round the world trip on the show!! they’d probably love that but it would prob cost too much,we should try 2 think of somethin really cheap and offer to help them heh heh, 3 of them and 3 of us,we’d definately be fighting over richard!! btw if i knew they read rhese i think i’d die of embarrassment,all the things we put it would give them a laugh!!

I gotta admit when i read the headline “Hammond Rolls” I instantly thought whats he rolled this time? after the “Scandanavian Flick with the Bedford Rascal” incident lol. Glad to see your back to good ranting health mate, couldn’t bear it if Jason Dawe came back to TG lol

As for the Rolls with the parking sensors i totally agree with you that there just giving people with too much bloody money more options.

Personally if i had £500,000 to blow on a comfortble limo id have a top spec Range Rover with every concivble extra and still have enough to give a few grand to charity.

Rant over lol

he he they wud get a laugh!!!!:)
hmm it wud be hard to fit us all in 1 car but im sure wed make ourselves fit!! for richard!! he he!! ya i was lookin 4ward to that horsepower blog!!
oh and does anyone no how to spell gorgous or is that right?? u see wen talking about richard (when ur me anytime u can stick somethin in) it helps to be able to spell the word gorgous as they both fit rather well together!!
god we hav written alot up there that they wud have fun? reading oops!! at least mr A didnt cum on here!! :0

Gorgeous thats how ya spell it!! i think that word means “richard hammond” heh heh x

Hamster Cravin’s really bad, i want him so badly, i wish i was Mindy.
Do you agree with me that Richards daughters, Izzy and Willow are really sweet.

OMG lisa the Shame and when i said that the hamsters a Sex God, he would wet himself

I am going to Silverstone next weekend Yay
Cant wait.
I play the Electric guitar and have called it ‘Kenneth’
This week i have learnt Born to be wild, well a bit of it.

cool!! awh i no izzy and willow are sweet! cool sliverstone nice!! lisa thankyoufor telling me how to spell gorgeous!! hamster cravins sometimes get really bad too. ohhh i want to meet him sooo bad. richard get ur ass over here now!!!! and bring your porsche 911. he he angry outburst there!! he he imagine if he wet himself, he he ,jeremy wud have fun then!!!

Abii i agree Izzy and Willow are very pretty girls it must be cos they’ve got such a good lookin dad,don’t you think! Mindy is attractive though as well so thats where they get it from,both of them! also agree i really really want to meet richard will really try to at top gear live later in the year.hey you’re clever playing electric guitar i can’t play anything! and silverstone will be cool next weekend,should be great can’t we arrange for the top gear lads to be doing something there as well/……

he he how convenient!!?
hmm, mindys cool!! she likes horses , i adore them and always have wanted 1 but never got one awhhh!!

yeah electric guitar really cool i useless at music i can play the tin whistle though! !!

so the baftas tonight then!! come on TOP GEAR whoop whoop!!!!!!

OMG when are the baftas, Go Top Gear, rooting 4 ya all the way mates. Richard is soooooooo Shmexy in a Suit, did you watch Total Wipeout awards, and the actual programme, ha ha the ‘flying frog’, I was eating whilst watching it and when he said the ‘flying frog’ i inhaled a bit of sweetcorn from laughing too much and had a coughing fit, it was funny but I could have died aarrgghh. My dad said Richard Hammond looks like a Golliwog, WTF

What a load of balls Top Gear has just lost the bafta to some choir programme how bad is that? well they’d win if we were voting so lets just pretend they are our awards… and the winner for the best programme,fun,laughs,cars  ,madness ,downright gorgeousness (you know who) goes to…. Top Gear yay!!
sorry that sounds really mad!

DAMN hey didn’t win an award well they are all winners in my heart
Bloody choir boys, Top Gear is much better, a Ferrari can sing better than those choir boys. Ha Ha

Yes anything with a V8 makes a better noise than the choir boys ha ha especially when the top gear lads are driving!!ha ha

V8, V10, V12, anything with a real roar to it’s soundtrack, choir boys pah Off with their heads.

Please let the Top Gear boys be at Silverstone, if i see the Hamster i am gonna run upto him and Make out with him like theres know tommorow, if Mindy is there, there might be a Cat fight, actually no definate Cat fight ‘meaow’.

My friend got a picture of Richard out on the bus and she said ‘buff boy’ well at least it’s 2 words to sum Richard up.

My friend Grace thinks she can sing, but really she can’t, so she said to me ‘Classic FM have asked me and Hannah’ (Hannah is one of my bestest friends in the whole wide world and she can sing)’to sing a duet on the radio and i’ve been asked to do a solo YAY!!!’
I replied to Grace ‘the man who has asked you to do that, sitting behind the screen is going to realise he has made the biggest error in his life when you open your trap and try to sing, cos grace,to be honest you sound like 20 cats on a fence at 1 in the morning’ she slapped me, i thumped her back twice as hard and she left me alone for the rest of the day. Wey!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey you get your point across don’t you!! good on ya!! there is a girl at work who thinks she can sing and she really can’t,she keeps going for x factor and never gets anywhere ha ha! anyway back to silverstone really really hope Richard is there that would be somethin else!!

Lol, on the back of my Roller there is a license plate bracket that states “This Royce Rolls”

I mean honestly i know i cant sing and i am not going to bother trying either. Grace is one of those people who knows she cant sing but still trys, if that makes any sense.

There is this girl at school and i found out today that she loves Richard aswell, i got upset because i am now not an induvidual, but i thought she has a reason to love him, he is well buff. Problem is she is a CHAV, OIK, THUG, SLAG, SLUT you name it she is it.

One of my friends came up with this thing for SLAG

S – Sexy
L – Lovable
A – Attrocious
G – Girl

Thats skills.

This is weird, i have just eaten Smoky Bacon crisps and they tasted like Mayonnaise
Ha ha

he he cool!! how random!!!! i like the slut thing to ya we had a talent show in our school im glad some of the people that try singin didnt go on it!! well there is one girl and she really is agood singer but like she sings in your face until ya say god you hav a class voice nd she buts in if we start singin along to any songs and stars singin really good so were just lik wud ya shut up!! were tryin to hav fun nd you make us sound like dying birds .i know i cnt sing to save my life!!

oh the flyin frog was really funny i member on the top gear episode where the bugatti v the veyron wen richard givs out to james coke went up my nose wen i laughed it was sore!!
good luk with richard at silverstone hope ya meet him!!! xx

Thank you irish gal, if i meet him i will tell him about all the people in our fan club.

Hannah (the singer, really brill one) when me and my friends sing for a laugh, she starts singing aswell, like over the top of us and we sound way quiet, i said to her once in science, can you just leave the singing for the rest of the lessons that we don’t have together and i know your only attention seeking but you are a really good singer.

Grace who’s the one who cannot sing to save her life is like well annoying , a way to describe her is well put it this way she is like a little fly buzzing around you constantly and won’t go away no matter how many times you try to kill it (that reffers to slapping her for the fun of it, when she has slapped me). Ha ha i’m so EVIL but people love me Ha.

Can’t wait for SILVERSTONE on saturday, i’m like well hyper from excitement HA HA HE HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG i have just Google whacked something it was Stretch Squib, it didn’t get through because there was 2 of the same thing so GOD DAMMAT!!!!!!! Almost there.

Right you know in Romeo and Juliet where Juliet is about to stab herself well my friends were watching the film and Juliet was edging the dagger to her chest and Kat and Hannah (my friends) were shouting in class ‘almost, almost, almost there, almost, go on ya love him, almost, almost, almost there, your dead’.
Romeo and Juliet got married and you know the line ’till death do we part’ well for Romeo and Juliet it isn’t.

This is a litle song that i have made up for tommorow -
One more day till Silverstone, yeah yeah yeah
I can’t wait
i can’t wait
Yeah theres…. one more day till i go to silverstone
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!

I am going with my uncle graham and my aunty karen and my dad, Uncle Graham calls me a Weasle
So i walk through the door at his house, find him and scream Weeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssss ssssslllllllllle at him, he screams it back so yeah, randomness

Abii you are so mad!!! Have a great time at Silverstone wish i was going,but i have to work… not fair!!!

ya hope ya have a good time!!!
i love random people god i cud say anything!!!!
do ya remember the time jeremy drove the car that the sat nav wudnt go off and he said ‘there shud be a hammer with abig off sign on it’ and then richard names things out that hed want to put OFF!! u shud get one of those for to kill that one!!! ‘OFF’ (WITH HER HEAD)soz had to put that in!!!

oh i do hope ya meet richard!!!!xx
3 DAY WEEKEND YEPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good for you abii to recover from that excitement and hopefully the greatness of meeting richard!!!! )

i was shopping earlier in tesco and i was pushing the trolley round and i had a really good idea!! remember how jezza stuck V8 engines to things,well i wud love to see wat wud happen if he put one on a shopping trolley!!

Hey,a V8 shopping trolley you should suggest that to him!!!thats a fantastic idea!!
Abii how was silverstone!!!

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OMG Richard Hammond is still Smoking, i thought he had stopped like ages ago, well he has shortened his life considerably, Sorry to come down on you like a tonne of bricks Richard but your loved by millions of people around the world including me and we don’t want you to die early, i know it will make me cry loads when you die, i won’t be able to get over the fact that your gone so please stop smoking.

He must have his teeth whitened because how have his teeth stayed well whitish when he still smokes. MMMMMMMMMMMMM?

Abii yeah Richard did stop smoking didnt he how dare he start again!! i’ve had the contact about the telly recording tickets today i’ve applied for 29 july just have to wait and see but i need a lot of luck i think!! how was silverstone??!

ya he did stop!! ughhh come on richard dont do that get rid of the fags man come on i dunno wat id do if anythin happened to ya!!!! xx
ya abii fill us in on silverstone!!!!XX
lisa that brings back the discussion bout richard and his teeth again!??????
i still wanna believe him though!! ???

Abii, how did ya find that out, do ya mind me askin?? DID YA SEE HIM????!!!!!xxxxxx

Irish Gal i found out on youtube, the paps were filming him in London.
Silverstone was brill, i spoke to some racing drivers round at the pits and followed the Dodge Viper round there
The cars that were there
-Audi R8 V10(2nd)
-Ferrari F430GT2
-Porsche GT3-RSR
-Chevrolet Corvette
-Morgan Aeromax (1st)
-Lamborghini Murcielago(3rd,4th)
-Ginetta
-KTM
-Ford Mustang
-Ford GT
-Aston Martin Vantage

Loads of people thought the Morgan was a Joke car but i thought oh just you wait, it came first I shouted at the top of my voice at the end of the race’how do ya feel now’

BTW, if i woulda seen him there smoking i would have given him a right telling off, then made out with him behind a grandstand.

OMG i had a dream the other night that the Stig picked me up from my house and took me back to his house but on the way there i fell in love with the stig, got back to his place and stepped out of the car and i kissed him but he still had his helmet on, i got in bed with him that night and kissed him a lot, then i said ‘please i want to know who you are really under the racing suit and the helmet, your not just the stig and i know it’ so he stood up, closed the curtains and revealed his hidden identity it was… Jenson Button, then i woke up (properly woke up, not in dream anymore) with a cold sweat and then thought to myself thats not right what the hell possibly cos i actually know who the stig is.

he eh cool!! well you have cool dreams then so a bit random but still cool!! wat do ya think of jenson button then? well richard shud really stop it then its really bad for him!!

Jenson Button he is quite sxc but not as much as the hamster.
Richard really needs to stop smoking, it’s really bad for his health.

OMG Katie Price and Peter Andre are splitting up. I feel so sorry for Junior, Princess and Harvey they are so young and their parents are splitting up.

If he reads the letters about how he should stop smoking and carrys on smoking i will scream, i’m not part of his life and i don’t make rules for him but please stop, i couldn’t bare it if you carry on Richard.

I have learn’t James Morrison and Nelly Furtado – Broken Strings on electric guitar. I am really good at it and i am good at playing Born to be wild aswell.

Me and my friend Christie are thinking about doing our own Top Gear but it’s called Top Gear Teens, we can’t drive yet but we have our own opinions on cars.

My dads friend Steve Palmer (he owns a British Racing Green Lotus Elise) went to Wandsworth Pub, it’s round London, it’s called the Ship Pub and he saw the Top Gear boys there, i wonder if they might have been filming around there or maybe they decided to meet up there and have a couple of pints and chill.
I am so jealous, Grrrrrrrrrrrr, i wish i could have been there, it was on a Monday though but ditch the School and see the boys.

Abii gad silverstone was good sorry not on here much at the mo i’m away in cornwall and can’t get a decent internet connection! will be back next week properly. yes agree richard should stop smoking! i had a dream too last night that Jeremy was takin me somewhere then i woke up so i don’t know where he was takin me,maybe to meet Rich??!!!!!

Ha cool Lisa, thats odd Jezza was takin you somewhere that’d be cool if you met hammond.

Elorr, im Abii’s mate. I totally into the Hamond too lol! xD Is anyone a hard-core F1 fan here? i know Hammond hasn’t watched the show in his LIFE which i find hard to believe seeing as he’s a fan of cars….About Abiis’ dream…WELL….that’s just plain random! made me laugh though, she took me away from her mum and told me about it which i found BLOODY amusing!! made me laugh loads!! Jenson button is..ok…but not as nice a Nico Rosberg who i think looks a bit like Leonardo De Caprio (if that’s how you speel it, laugh!)

Anywho, since it’s my first blog, i thought i’d give a shout-out to y’all, seeing as im bored. Also, Abii’s cuz wants top have a shout out too…but it’s my blog and he should get his own…!

Also, what do you all think of Henna Tattoo’s? i got a gecko on my wrist and Abii has a giant Dragon on her arm too! It totally owns! Suprised teachers are oblivious….

Christie-Belle

(sorry can’t spell Hammond on previous blog, laugh!)

he he?!!! omg abii that wud be sooo cool if you met richard there!!!! i dont know wat to say mmm well hello! ah mm uh im outa words i love top gear and richard hammond is soooooo coool!! xx bye!! well at i said sumthin anyway im outa wrds nd that never happens!!!

My mums boyfriend Karl knows someone at work whose daughter is an actress and is going to be the next Doctor Who assistant, she is in the christmas special 2009 aswell last name Chan (and no her first name is’nt jackie i dont think HA HA)so Karl is going to ask the actresses mum to ask her if she knows Richard Hammond, if she does then me and Christie can probably spend a day with him. YAY!! if she doesn’t know him then DAMMAT!!!!!!!

ahhh that is soooooo cool god if ya do get loads a pics neway nd say hi 4rm me ah u r soo lucky good luck i hope ya get to meet him that wud be class !!!!!

Abii you know loads of people who know famous people etc!! oh if she knows Richard just tell hin he’s got to spend a day with all of us!! that’d be soooooo good! and hi Christie by the way we love anyone who is in love with Richard on here!!!x you goin to Top Gear live this year??

eurovision –ireland needs some votes please!! thankyou–!!!! xxxxxxx he he
abii if she knew david tennant i think he is kinda friends r sumtin wit richard im not sur? but tat wud be sooo cool!!!

oh never mind we didnt get threw~! damn!!

Christie came wiv me last year to Top Gear live we were VIP’s!!!! I might go dis year.

I won’t be VIP though but still

Who here likes The Prodigy – Omen
I do it’s such a cool song, My dad hates it but he would.

im not sure i know it im not good 4 names of songs do u like tinchy striders new song number 1 it is ledgend!! :):)):):):

i love richerd hamond

What is Tinchy striders new songs name, cos i will type it in to youtube and listen to it.

Who likes – calvin harris – i’m not alone
- pet shop boys – love etc
I love those songs

I have just drawn a brilliant car, it looks a bit like a Nissan GT-R, a Porsche, an Audi and a Mercedes, i might send a copy of it into Top Gear.

When richard was on youtube smoking, you know when i was talking about that, well that was in 2007, Richard admitted in 2008 Top Gear live australia press conference that he has quitted and when he quits he means it, no going back, so awwwwwwwwwwww Hamster, I love ya.

Go onto Youtube and type in – Raphael The Scary Bear – The Natural confectionary Company – parts of the voice of the bear sounds like Richard Hammond is saying it. Also top gear have done there own natural confectionary adverts so type in to youtube, Bring on the trumpets top gear
and do the good afternoon pineapples top gear
Its soooooooooo funny

okay i will! tinchy strayder -spelt like that i think???–it is called ” number 1″ it is number 1 in the uk 2!! lol!! i love it soz i honestly dont like calvin harris’s new song i like the bit in the middle kinda but other than that i dont! my friends love it though??!! :@

Richard is a guest on Steve Wright;s afternoon radio show on radio 2 on Friday 29th of May i think it starts at 2 o’clock Abii you must go to Top Gear live again its unmissable and you get to see Richard for real again!!

I will try to go to TGLive again, i might try to get VIP again, though i will need to save £105. I will get some brill pics of the hamster, he is well buff.
One of the school buses that comes to my school has written on the back of it, requested by the chavvy urchins obvs ‘da kewl skewl buz’, it’s like wtf, lmao

god thats really f@u,[d up!! sooo gay—
i cnt wait if i dnt go ill die! ahhhhhh

does anyone know wat £105 is in euros no– it wud b the ame price i suppose ya????????

Dear Richard

Imagine my joy when I turned n the television in my hotel room in New Zealand and heard you on about all the things you have test driven and that you were just about to test something else.
Excellent!! I thought, will have to watch that and chuckle at the Hamster’s witticisms and unique insights. Then the realisation of what you were talking about dawned on me. The new Telecom NZ network.
I thought what a bloody cheek, there is Richard Hammond going on about testing the new network when in fact, I had flown 12000miles around the globe (and not in business class like you will have) and worked like a hard thing working hard ACTUALLY testing the network.
Now I’m not one to be politically correct but it was ME testing the network while you were no doubt getting huge sums of money on the back of me confirming the spiel you were giving all the Kiwis.
So I thought that since you must have surely tested the network by now and driven the 8000km in 3 weeks like I did, you might like to meet up and compare results.
I reckon my findings will be more conclusive than yours, although I am certain my salary for it will be laughable compared to yours.

Yours, keeping the British celebs rich

Vince Johnstone

Right so wat eva floats ur boat!!

From my bedroom window i can see a massive fire going on and it’s like got loads of black buldging smoke coming from it, the place on fire is West Kent Cold Stores, it store food and appaz there are gas canisters in there and they are on fire and every time another buldge of smoke goes up hats another 5 gas canisters gone up in flames, i am going to wake up tonight and get some pics of the orange glow coming from it.

Soz bout the spelling, im really tired at teh mo so thats probz y

also thats why i’m using slang

Irish gal i think the euro is about the same as the pound isn’t it? Its quite expensive but well worth it! i’ve just seen on the other blog that the guys were in the Isles of Scilly today and thats just off cornwall where i’ve just come back from! and i missed them how bad is that!

Awww thats bad, i mean they’re always there somewhere where you’ve been after you’ve gone. Well there’s always a next time isn’t there.

theres a 19 year old model who was seen feeding 46 year old James may pickled onions, thats a bit romantic dont ya think. Also she filmed some of Top Gear with the boys, i am well jealous, that should be all of us doing that not some stupid model whose caked in slap and wears false eyelashes because she doesn’t have any.

Richard loves his wife and children too much to fall in love with a 19 year old model. Thats what i am worried about and i am jealous that she got to film with them, they just have to get someone whose got a career like that to film with them not some normal person like mwah or you lot out there but we could bring more fun into the programme not some model who does Botox and liposuction because every minute of the day they are looking in the mirror or asking people ‘am i fat’ ‘i am fat, liposuction, tummy tuck’

o god i know that shud be us!! (normal people) (sometimes !!) ya id pay all i have to meet richard tho!!!

oh soz that anonymous was me!! x

Ha Ha i’ve been anonymous b4 now as well! yeah if only we could have a part in Top Gear,mmmmmm that would be soooo cool, still in with a (very slim) chance of going to the recording tho heh heh

What was the original blog about? I lost the will to live trawling through some of the other comments. Aren’t these postings meant to have some bearing on the original article? But then we do seem to have a lot of the disciples of onan in these parts.

Help Im Tying to contact Richrd Hammond with new programme IDEAS. Ib is inceadibly difficult to do, this. I am frustraetd. Richard please call mer on 01924512747 or 0786783204. By teh way I know yoiu will not co#nmtyavt me. SDpelling optinalk!!

See my above apolingly spelt

Arrrggghhh still have hwk to do and all i am thinking about is Richard Hammond, but still why not think about him
give me 3 reasons.

exactely–is it the same 4 u–he’s always there in ur head and even wen u are really focused on sumtin completely diffrent he always pops into ur mind.he’s just sittin there always in the back of my head–but its not annoyin wierdly as you say noone is able to give 1 reason not to think about him never mind 3!!!

x

This is for old people….

Er… Hamster? Don’t ever do Blue Peter. It’s just not safe. Some girls are plain weird.
@377: grownups, you mean?

he has been on blue peter

i recently got hammonds new book on caravans

I just bought his book “As You Do” it’s good. However, the topic of the blog is parking sensors on a Rolls Royce. I say if you can’t park it you shouldn’t be driving it.

my rolls doesnt have a parking sensor.

Hi!!!
I like you. I´m Mexicana and I´dont lost your program. I send them my greetings, kisses

dear hammond,i drew this picture of you and i an wondering that if i send it to you would you sign it for me and send it back to me.

Hey Hammond, I was in France last week end and I saw the name Hammond on the Theipval Memorial. I know it probably isn’t anything to do with you but his name was T. W. Hammond just thought you would like to know.

oh and I would love to meet Hammond it is my dream hehe xxx

Has anyone noticed how much Hamster’s hair is starting to look more like Captain Slows’ each week? Should we start to worry that Hamster is trying to emulate the slow one?????????

As has been said, it appears Hammond has started going to May baby’s hairdresser.
Not that it’s a bad thing, mind you.
Glad you guys are back.

much love, Mallow xxx

yeah but hammond spikes it and makes it look brilliant !!! I don’t care really. I love him to much xxx <3

i love richard hammond and i would love to meet him one day <3 <3

i <3 richard hammond

I also get really annoyed that I can’t get to meet the guys because I live in Ireland!! I even sometimes think of bothering to work hard enough to be famous or known somehow in Britain so they would MAYBE invite me to their show but by the time I’m MAYBE (probably not) famous Jeremy, Richard and James won’t be hosting the show any more because I’m only 12 now and soon 13!!!!!!!! 8′(

i would LOVE to meet hammond i know i’m only twelve but hey, i can dream can i???
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.x

how old is he any way he looks like in his late 30’s XP

were do you get tickets for the show from watch you all the time get moaned at by everyone lol just wana cum to a show how do you get thm message me at mattysquires1991@hotmail. co.uk

Hi you all .I havnt been on this blog in a while. I thought maybe they might have updated the site and then when I loged on it was mostly the same as b4 so I thought that knowbody would be on the blog.oh and I don’t think that The Stig is what’s it’s face I still belive it’s ben coilns

Hi,you have your favorite top ten cars but,how come theres only nine?

When are you doing book signing?

Hi hamster!!! My name is lottie, i’m 15 and i live in edinburgh. My dad and i are big fans of top gear! I think you should try to get the Barabus TKR on the show it’s sick!!! It has a 6.0-Litre V8 engine which gives out 1005bhp! It has a top speed of 270mph and goes from 0-60mph in 1.67 seconds,which is faster than the bugatti veyron by almost a second. My mate an i think it is awsome and it would so awsome if you got ne of these on the show and got the stig to test drive it. I bet u it wud beat whatever u guys have at the top of the board at the moment.
Thanks so much
Lottie

Hi Richard,
We know everyone loves Aston Maritns so,
I’d like to see the Aston Martin one 77
because it looks absolutely gorgeous
and it has a 7.3 liter V12 engine that produces 750 horse power!!!

Lucy from Liverpool

all those german rich people have got one of those blasted maybachs, they really are so annoying. apparently this one child had some british airways sick bags and also apparently he took a poo in one and threw it at a baldy man in a maybach it then splattered all over the windscreen and it then looked like a lump of human excrement on wheels which is what everyone should describe maybachs to look like, BRITAIN RULES

p.s. cant wait to see the VXR8 bathurst S go round the track and i thought GM were bankrupt either that or it was made by some australians who tried to make it run on beer which is on fire at the same time

I just saw a Vaxhaull VX220 (Opel Speeedster), which came out in Summer of 2000 (a bit old I know) in the Internet and I want to know if there’s any episode where the have it on the show ‘cos they don’t have any car review of it. :-,

i thing rolls royce its the best car in the world.

I want your e-mail and the postal rrh321@hotmail.com