Stig press conference

Posted by The Mole at 11:01 am on Thursday February 12, 2009

  1. Stig's Irish Cousin said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 11:29 am Link to comment Report comment

    Well said cuz!

  2. Daniel said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 12:15 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Is it true that the black stig came out of the ocean a few days ago?? there’s a footage, youtube it

  3. RApple said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 12:17 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Wise, wise words.

  4. Redphyve said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 12:29 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Stig is…was…and always will be…unpredictabley inscrutable.

  5. XWD said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 12:34 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Uhm, i thought the stig would say something. oviously not…

  6. STIGs dad said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 12:42 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Shut Up

  7. illbeback2 said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 12:45 pm Link to comment Report comment

    must be a setup

  8. J said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 12:48 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Boring!

  9. AAA said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 12:49 pm Link to comment Report comment

    What was the last question about? What annoyed Stig so much?

  10. Doug said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 1:09 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Haha, good old Kiwis.

    He got angry about this…

  11. Phil said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 1:09 pm Link to comment Report comment

    @ AAA

    The guy asked about the YouTube video of the Black Stig…

  12. RM said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 1:11 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Some honest and thought provoking answers there, LOL.

    White Stig vs Black Stig on the TG track together – who’d love to see that?!!

  13. '133' said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 1:38 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Obviously he wouldn’t do any talking he never does talk. Anyway it’s been revealed that it’s Ben Collins a pro racing driver from Bristol.

  14. SteveReddBarton said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 1:47 pm Link to comment Report comment

    i cant seem to find this funny or embarissing??
    well all that i know is that he is Caucasian. i checked his neck and it was white, so he’s Not Hammilton.

  15. R1zzY said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 1:55 pm Link to comment Report comment

    hahaha stig u joka

  16. VK said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 2:04 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Well done Stig!

  17. Lee Taylor said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 2:12 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Would be a good idea that. Bring Perry Mccarthy back from the dead and let him duel with Ben Collins. Then they can both die in a head on collision and new Orange stig can be born. It will be like power rangers!

  18. jade :) said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 2:47 pm Link to comment Report comment

    go stiggy! :D lol did the guy say he preferred black stig at the end? haa oh dear. :O

  19. bin laden said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 3:26 pm Link to comment Report comment

    about time the stig spoke :)

  20. HoneyBadger said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 3:32 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Woah! When I played the Stig press conference both of the cats I have they went mental and wanted let out !
    Obviously he speaks in a language only cats can here!

    What in gods name has happened with Jeremy and that wasp attack ?

    Did number 10 send a killer wasp to get revenge?

  21. fingers and thumbs said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 3:55 pm Link to comment Report comment

    did anyone ask him about his magnetic elbows?

  22. Jen said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 4:04 pm Link to comment Report comment

    That made me laugh :D

  23. Kadette said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 4:12 pm Link to comment Report comment

    i’m gonna buy an ‘i am the stig’ t-shirt on saturday! oh yeah i heard that sebastian loeb has won rally of ireland! he is such an amazing driver!

  24. Whatever Trevor said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 4:26 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Hi if the Stig is listening are you related to Louis Hammelton? And does any1 know if Richard Hammond still has ‘Oliver’ the Opal Kadet? :-)

  25. Whatever Trevor said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 4:29 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Top Gear rules but why r all the presenters obsessed with Bill Oddie? They ALWAYS mention him!!! And I want the Stig’s autograph. If he can write.

  26. keithd86 said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 4:47 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Jesus, he knows how to get through questions, doesn’t he

  27. chrisD said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 4:48 pm Link to comment Report comment

    its obviously not ben collins
    i dont know why everyone says it is

    one of ben collins’ kness does not attract cats, therefore, NOT the stig

  28. Batty Bat said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 4:48 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I thought I heard morse code…

  29. CLAIRE said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 4:54 pm Link to comment Report comment

    PURE CLASS STIG RULES I WANT IS AUTOGRAPH 2 TOP GEAR RULES 4EVER.

  30. Stig said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 4:55 pm Link to comment Report comment

    …………………………………

  31. Wayne said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 4:56 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Stig rules, make him PM. XD

  32. Nimphette said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 4:59 pm Link to comment Report comment

    It’s obviously not Ben Collins otherwise White Stig would no longer exist – as proven by the ridiculous Black Stig debacle; if the Stig discloses who he is to anyone outside the immediate TG circle, or if it is found out that that person is the Stig, regardless if he has admitted it or not, it is written in his (and Clarkson, Hammond and May’s) contract that his contract is immediately terminated.
    If it was Ben Collines the BBC and/or Ben Collins would have publicly announced it, he would’ve been sacked, and that would have been it.
    Long live magnetic and cat-attracting knees!

  33. STIG'S AMERICAN CUZ said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 5:06 pm Link to comment Report comment

    well done british stiggy!

  34. A4R0N said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 5:07 pm Link to comment Report comment

    silent but deadly…

  35. American Stig said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 5:42 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Perfect.

  36. pito said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 5:43 pm Link to comment Report comment

    a mi me parece de huevos el stig

  37. whippet said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 5:47 pm Link to comment Report comment

    woooooo go stig

  38. ImTheStigsWxmFanCusn said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 5:51 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Stig… U RULE! i’m your wrexham fan cousin by the way

  39. InColeraineHelp said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 5:53 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Has he lost weight ?

  40. InColeraineHelp said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 5:54 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Sorry, I mean Has IT lost weight

  41. Mikeado said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 6:01 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Nimphette, if that is true (Comment 33) then it needs to be published in the news so that people will STOP SPAM-POSTING WHO THE STIG IS!!!! It’s the most annoying thing about this site by miles.

    BTW – Who actually made tht Black Stig vid? was it the BBC or does someone just posess black Sparco overalls and a Simpson Speedway RX?

  42. Stiggs illegit. son said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 6:01 pm Link to comment Report comment

    you should have punched the guy in the green shirt on the way out!!!!

  43. 1deano1 said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 6:01 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Hmm… He didn’t seem to like the fact that black Stig came back from the dead… I wonder if there’s some thing we don’t know about Black and White Stig?

    Oh and one more thing… Well said Sir Stiggington!

  44. Sir Lagg said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 6:05 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I like lee taylor’s comment re the orange stig and power rangers. it made me laugh!

  45. mini Stig :) said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 6:19 pm Link to comment Report comment

    haha lol this is truely the stig at his best

  46. xxjadxx said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 6:22 pm Link to comment Report comment

    lol
    the stig is awesome!
    that interview was soooo funny!
    i wonder if stig is the same person all the time?
    obviously it’s the same person driving! but no1 would ever know if it wasn’t!!!!!!!!!
    lol
    the stig is a legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. 5series said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 6:42 pm Link to comment Report comment

    this is not funny.

  48. botswaner cuz said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 6:56 pm Link to comment Report comment

    well dun couldn’t have said it better my self keep driving

  49. 09 said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 6:58 pm Link to comment Report comment

    i think it is

  50. Penny said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 7:08 pm Link to comment Report comment

    the stig does speak on a programme like top gear but in Germany….

  51. Charlotte said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 7:12 pm Link to comment Report comment

    wize, wize words. hehe:)

  52. School boy said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 7:25 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Urm, can someone tell me what questions the press were asking, i couldn’t really hear clearly what they were saying cos i got some crappy laptop, i heard something about the black stig at the end, did th stig get angry??, someone tell me plz.

  53. jezza jr said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 7:27 pm Link to comment Report comment

    nice one stig take out the back for a thrashing

  54. Ema said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 7:27 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Everyone sounded so enthusiastic at the beginning after ‘please welcome the stig’!

  55. katie13 said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 7:30 pm Link to comment Report comment

    who is the stig anyway because no one really know who he is and he’s just a tame racing driver,he only has this helmet with no recognition and he wont event take his heltmet off so that someone could really know who he is actually and try remove his helmet.

    its such a shame that no one reallly knows who the stig rally is.

  56. guy doing nothing said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 7:32 pm Link to comment Report comment

    my school computer is playing it can somone tell me

  57. guy doing nothing said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 7:33 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Im in america so we r behind and i love the show but no one knows about it. it is depressing

  58. ginger said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 7:35 pm Link to comment Report comment

    couldent of said it better myself

  59. Quazar said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 7:43 pm Link to comment Report comment

    #25. I saw Oliver in a kids program this morning, not sure what the program was called, but Hammond was the presenter.

  60. Mrs Stig said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 7:53 pm Link to comment Report comment

    silence is golden!

    hope the black stig back is a wind up, white Stig is cooler…it’s his helmet…crash helmet obviously.

  61. Stigster said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 7:57 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Awesome, couldnt have put it better my self.

  62. STIGS WIFE said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 7:58 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Im glad you went with the speech discussed :-D

  63. AnzK said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 9:11 pm Link to comment Report comment

    oi lee taylor
    u nicked my idea
    i got the idea of black stig and white stig fighting and another one coming in and beatin them both

    (i let it go this time:))
    ps my bro thinks ur cool coz u mentioned power rangers

  64. Sluggysan said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 9:16 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Next time, give the Stig a telegraph key so he can answer the questions. ;)

  65. jazz said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 9:16 pm Link to comment Report comment

    They all sound like my english teacher,but their accents are better. Stig is well erm stig predictably quite.

  66. Jeremy Clarcksson said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 9:27 pm Link to comment Report comment

    i always thought the stig was perry mccarthy an old scotish f1 driver

  67. speedy said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 9:32 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Black stig white stig

    Is Jeremy playing the race card again

  68. rammo said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 9:47 pm Link to comment Report comment

    abolute legend

  69. triggerhappygurl said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 10:39 pm Link to comment Report comment

    sometimes it’s better if you don’t say anything at all Stig. . . I love you that way!

    vic

  70. Y2F said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 10:44 pm Link to comment Report comment

    what was the last question ??

  71. jeremy clakson said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 10:54 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Hi Jeremy, Hammster,May, June July ……(joke)
    Boys, why is not somebudy there in the Top Gear let a public know there is electric cars are ready to go, but no govement ready to tax them. ….oh!! what U say Gordon??? Janos
    pron Yanosh

  72. AlleyCat said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 10:55 pm Link to comment Report comment

    BLAST LAB is the Kids TV show with his Gorgeousness and “Oliver”

  73. oldbob nz said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 10:57 pm Link to comment Report comment

    watching the press conference on tv i thought sir stig was quite verbose verging on chatty.

  74. Kurt r murg said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 11:00 pm Link to comment Report comment

    O love the stig

  75. The Truth said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 11:20 pm Link to comment Report comment

    NEWSFLASH!!!

    The real Stig is NOT Ben Collins! It is NASCAR driver Jeff Gordin. What a surprise.

  76. JETT said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 11:23 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I was at the Sydney show. Verrry disappointing! Someone dressed the same as ‘Stig’ drove out in a car – did a few minutes of exhibition driving and then drove off!

    The show went from 8.15 p.m. until 9.45 p.m. and the first 10 minutes were promos for Shell and Navman! I’d come from interstate, had the tickets for 6 months, paid for flights, hotel accommodation etc etc and felt that I received very little bang for my buck. Anyone else feel the same?

    Also were the other comments written by the same person? Someone who can’t spell or type!!

  77. Elena said...
    Thursday February 12, 2009 at 11:40 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Lol, you tell ‘em Stiggy!

  78. Pedant said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 12:10 am Link to comment Report comment

    Black Stig back?
    With both gloves?

  79. turbokompressor said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 12:13 am Link to comment Report comment

    a man of many words…

    I wonder if the people who tortured Rambo in Rambo1 could get anything out of him

    what if he actually is mute?

  80. Stig's cousin said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 12:20 am Link to comment Report comment

    “JETT said…
    Someone dressed the same as ‘Stig’ drove out in a car – did a few minutes of exhibition driving and then drove off!”

    … and how do you it wasn’t the real Stig??

  81. Rayz said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 12:24 am Link to comment Report comment

    The next person to say lol deserves a life of solitary confinement in the antarctic!!

    or gets run over by a car driven by the stig.

  82. stiggless said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 12:33 am Link to comment Report comment

    How boring. Watching a helmet turn left and right. That ain’t entertainment. Bollocks

  83. SBro said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 2:38 am Link to comment Report comment

    Way too emotional for STIG. I do like the Black Stig question. Time we found out who is the best. Perhaps paintball wars in the soccer cars on an obsticle course of something (or a vehicle decathalon using caravans/trucks/buses etc)

  84. Some said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 3:03 am Link to comment Report comment

    that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees…

  85. stig said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 4:19 am Link to comment Report comment

    Who is the man inside the stig?

  86. Gauguin said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 5:12 am Link to comment Report comment

    That was rather stupid.

  87. Fakuryu said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 6:46 am Link to comment Report comment

    Stig is not a NASCAR driver since Stig can make right turns! Even Fernando Alonso said that Stig is so good and must’ve been ex-F1.

    Never thought that Stig was that insightful.

  88. jammin said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 7:08 am Link to comment Report comment

    I heard the stig was Steve mcQueen……They can’t kill him off now he’s been identified…He’s already dead

  89. Anonymous said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 7:48 am Link to comment Report comment

    Some say he communicates to peoples minds via bluetooth… xD

  90. Mark said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 8:38 am Link to comment Report comment

    That has got to be the best press conference, anywhere in the world, thie year.
    THE STIG for Prime Minister!!!

  91. hammond fan said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 8:44 am Link to comment Report comment

    of course HAmmond still has oliver. You think they would be able to take it off him?

  92. Rob said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 8:45 am Link to comment Report comment

    This ain’t the real stig. The real stig wouldn’t have looked down to step up to the stage like this one did. Crappy stuff!! You can’t fool us TG.

  93. Stig!!! said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 9:02 am Link to comment Report comment

    Stig rules!!!

  94. commonsense said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 9:26 am Link to comment Report comment

    Tedious, predictable, unimaginative…..come on Top Gear you can (and have) do better than this.

    The guys who did Black Stig returns made a better film than this!

  95. CLAIRE said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 10:31 am Link to comment Report comment

    only one thing 2 say is genius you a star stiggy.
    A comment 4 jett i would love 2 go and see tg live so would everyone else if they got the chance so stop moaning that u didnt get enough 4 your money top gear 4 ever
    richard hammond u r so cute.

  96. Damo said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 10:58 am Link to comment Report comment

    A class act again by the one and only Stigmeister !!

  97. Beakys Owner said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 11:52 am Link to comment Report comment

    I’m a little confused. Didn’t the rest of you hear what he was saying?

  98. Nil said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 12:24 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Booooring!!!

  99. The Blue Stig said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 12:47 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Some say he communicates using telepathy and he actually is.

  100. motorsport said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 1:10 pm Link to comment Report comment

    The recent UFO sightings were merely black stigs makers coming to resurrect him from the ocean. He wasnt dead he was just stuck.

  101. Shaun said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 3:11 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Come on stig let other people get a word in esh

  102. speedfreek said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 4:06 pm Link to comment Report comment

    the stig to rule the country

  103. marthafiander@talkta said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 4:46 pm Link to comment Report comment

    stig have you drive the lambo yet

    from martha

  104. Stigs wife! :D said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 5:01 pm Link to comment Report comment

    i <3 u stig :D :D:D lolz dis med me laff

  105. Stigs Mum said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 5:05 pm Link to comment Report comment

    - . .- | – .. — .

  106. tg team said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 5:14 pm Link to comment Report comment

    It’s clear that you can not scrutinize the stig and his dealings within the world banking financial crisis, so we will never no about his dealings with Mr Crosby.

  107. Chris said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 6:21 pm Link to comment Report comment

    If you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of flapping…could this be the sound of his legendary ‘Webbed Buttocks’!!!!!!!

  108. TG madman ed said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 6:25 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Will he speak funny but boring at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!

  109. Angel said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 7:13 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Very well said Stig!!! And btw. nice @ss… lol

  110. Lisa-loo loves Rich said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 7:19 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Richard does still have Oliver he keeps him at his new home…and he is on Blast Lab with him on saturday mornin!

  111. ICEMAN said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 8:10 pm Link to comment Report comment

    LOL STIG WENT MAD

  112. Heavy Right Welly said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 10:26 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Nothing worse than a stig scorn long live the stig whatever colour

  113. American Stig said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 10:40 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Some say he was answering the questions in Morse code.

  114. The Stig's Left Leg said...
    Friday February 13, 2009 at 10:48 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Yeah baby

  115. simdeck said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 12:25 am Link to comment Report comment

    simply marketing hype to raise the profile, publicity and so the promoters get to pull the dollars in. nothing to intelligent here.

  116. Puerto Rico boy said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 2:47 am Link to comment Report comment

    He’s a man of words. He touched my heart.

  117. F.E.A.R. said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 4:54 am Link to comment Report comment

    There is footage of the black stig coming out the ocean, here is the link.

  118. HoneyBadger said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 10:36 am Link to comment Report comment

    Questions:

    A) Re you tube black stig , does Perry McCarthy have another book out OR was that a job application.

    B) Is the Black stig rusty and does he need a bath in WD40?

    C) Did Gordon Brown send down a submarine to get Black Stig to kill Jeremy ?

    D) How is the arm after the wasp sting in Thursday/ Fridays Sun?

    Answers on a postcard please

  119. hunrusse said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 11:09 am Link to comment Report comment

    good old stig,
    keep up the good work , we all love you !!

  120. percy said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 12:40 pm Link to comment Report comment

    wot was the point in that cos he neva talks & he just sits there

  121. an admirer said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 12:47 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Sub zero! without a doubt the coolest guy on the planet.

  122. BASSBOY 007 said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 12:53 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Well done, Stiggy

  123. Topgearluver77 said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 1:00 pm Link to comment Report comment

    he is so sensitive

  124. Anonymous said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 2:01 pm Link to comment Report comment

    чтож,Stig нам все подробно объяснил,можн о спать спокойно

  125. Anonymous said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 2:02 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Im HiL

  126. davloll said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 2:31 pm Link to comment Report comment

    stig whoever he is don’t matter great entertainment

  127. xxtopgearxx said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 2:36 pm Link to comment Report comment

    we dont need to know who he is…thats the element of surprisee! =]

    it makes the show good aswell..and the fact he never talks too XD

    xx

  128. Hum Dinga said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 2:37 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Tiff Needell is still the Daddy. Clarkson and his cronies aint no match for the fifth gear team!

  129. Steve May said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 2:46 pm Link to comment Report comment

    James is my Dad and Hamster my mum. He used to be a woman you know!

  130. Hum Dinga said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 2:47 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Go Tiff go!

  131. majic65 said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 2:58 pm Link to comment Report comment

    The REAL stig doens’t have much of an arse–the black stig is much better “built”/

    Obviously the “Stig from the Black Lagoon”

  132. rude boy said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 3:11 pm Link to comment Report comment

    hum dinga is making a monumetil cock up the ass

  133. Hum Dinga said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 3:20 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Rude boy, Ha! I bet you still drive a Nova with pimped up 3 spoke wheels! And you know I’m right loser!

  134. rude boy said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 3:25 pm Link to comment Report comment

    hum dinga is a f***** and drives a lump of shit

  135. turonimo said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 3:27 pm Link to comment Report comment

    if any one wants to hear the stig (ben collins)
    voice haers the link

    http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=yeQwi-8bCEA&feature =related

  136. Hum Dinga said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 3:27 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Aaaah has daddy took your car keys off you?

  137. rude boy said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 3:31 pm Link to comment Report comment

    hum dinga is a f***ing freak and cant take that he drives a scrap heep of shit as a car

  138. Emyr said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 4:22 pm Link to comment Report comment

    some say that he has giant rabbit ears
    abd that his real car is a VW lupo

  139. rude boy said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 4:39 pm Link to comment Report comment

    emyr u r a wierdo and a big mistake

  140. american idol said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 4:42 pm Link to comment Report comment

    hmm knitting circle jumps into mind.. simply gay.. besides the reason the stigstrer isn´t allowed to speak is because true to his real (racing or not )driver nature he is unable to start and finish a sentence in the same tense.. it woudl all be uuuuuuhhs ahhms erhs coughs and i´nnits yesss just like footbalers he´s not programmed for verbal competence..kinda anal really in any case primo…boring, just an ends to a means blown way way way out of proportion and ppl actually turned up to ask quetions ???? omfg NZ get a life..

  141. american idol said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 4:44 pm Link to comment Report comment

    rude boy are you adopted ?

  142. american idol said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 4:46 pm Link to comment Report comment

    ps and so what if it is ben collins ? who really cares, he drives around a landingstrip for money !! plzzz

  143. american idol said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 4:50 pm Link to comment Report comment

    clarkson is a genious though for making so many care about something sooooo totally and utterly irrelevent– JC for PM :D !

  144. american idol said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 4:56 pm Link to comment Report comment

    who in their right mind would turn up to ask questions to something intended to be a joke ??? and I bet they came prepared as too..

    tg really know how to take the p.ss
    at least “something” finally happened in nz, now back to your sheep boys…

  145. american idol said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 4:58 pm Link to comment Report comment

    rude boy lies the word dick :D ..a lot..

  146. american idol said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 4:58 pm Link to comment Report comment

    adopted…

  147. american idol said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 5:01 pm Link to comment Report comment

    rude boy is the stig !

  148. american idol said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 5:02 pm Link to comment Report comment

    anyway apologies all, i was just really really really bored !

  149. american idol said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 5:04 pm Link to comment Report comment

    ps rude boy.. I´m and american idol.. what did you expect ?

  150. mole said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 6:27 pm Link to comment Report comment

    hi

  151. TURONIMO said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 6:52 pm Link to comment Report comment

    MOLE WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME

  152. J.A.C said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 7:00 pm Link to comment Report comment

    the stig is not ben collins because on Youtube a Dutch woman speaks to the stig and The Stig sounds just like Richard Hammond who is clearly not the Stig.

  153. turonimo said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 7:12 pm Link to comment Report comment

    why dosent the stig talk is he shie or some think, some say he is d.hill some say he is b.collins but all we no is he is called the stig its a shame because it would be cool to hear his voice i wonder if l.hamiton will come on top gear and try and beat the stig which i reckon he will do you? it would be good if c.hoyte was on the show and race one of the boys and see who wins or the bbc sports life time career winner sir. bobby chalton or his brother jack it would be great for one of the chaltons to be on the show because i dont think they have been on tg yet and would be intresting to see if they are good drivers like the three boy on top gear

  154. rude boy said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 7:13 pm Link to comment Report comment

    j.a.c is talking a load of shit

  155. rude boy said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 7:21 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Nimphette is a fat both

  156. Wayne said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 7:44 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Why do some people react in a negative way about this video? Jesus, its just a bit of fun, grow up, get a sense of humour and get a life. sad gits!!!

  157. Hum Dinga said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 8:23 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Rude boys mum is a goat and dad a toothless nomad……What else should we expect from such a Loser!

  158. dude said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 8:37 pm Link to comment Report comment

    stig is gory

  159. rude boy said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 9:04 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I am a PEASENT and I´m PROUD OF IT.. look at how I can swear at 7 year olds wuff wuff wuff and a finall bark, have to go and lick myself now wuff !

  160. Ruder Boy said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 10:21 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Stig is gay!

  161. Stiggie's henchgirl said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 10:38 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Go to

    http://www.facebook.com/h ome.php?ref=home#/group.p hp?gid=50221568844

    to show your support for Top Gear to go Full Monty for Comic Relief.

    More people on this site – who can they argue with ….!

  162. Samantha said...
    Saturday February 14, 2009 at 11:08 pm Link to comment Report comment

    How annoying is it that some very stupid people believe that the RealJamesMay on twitter is James? Grrrr.

    Everything about it is fake!

  163. UNKNOWN said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 1:15 am Link to comment Report comment

    @Whatever Trevor]

    Yes Hammond still has Oliver

  164. rude boy said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 8:44 am Link to comment Report comment

    and the same thing happens he dosent know what to say waaaaaaay what weirdo the cock

  165. irishshyte said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 10:32 am Link to comment Report comment

    you are not supposed to mention the black stig lolz

  166. Bis said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 10:55 am Link to comment Report comment

    How is it possible for a guy to be so funny, by saying absolutely nothing for 2 minutes? I’m still laughing! :-D

  167. Mr.Toff said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 11:04 am Link to comment Report comment

    happy good time stigs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  168. Rexy said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 11:33 am Link to comment Report comment

    Stig was in one of his chatty moods today then!!!!

  169. Kadette said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 11:48 am Link to comment Report comment

    #25 Hammond still has Oliver because there is a kids programme called ‘Blast Lab’ all about science and stuff. It’s all right but not a must-watch!

  170. rude boy said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 12:04 pm Link to comment Report comment

    kadette u r so babyish u nutter

  171. Nice vans said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 12:09 pm Link to comment Report comment

    love it!
    only TG would be able to do something like that
    :D

  172. louiseanne said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 12:24 pm Link to comment Report comment

    why is sime selfish people onn this website e.g. rude boy why is he so rude and then there is hum dinga what an idiot he is saying go tiff on the tg website i mean he is alright but not as good as the boys here at top gear HQ
    and even if i did like tiff needel i wouldnt say it on this website one reason i dont like tiff because he burnt tg’s cool wall what descent person would do that not me !!!!!! tg and i hold a big grudge against him and all tiff needel fans i’m pretty sure he isn’t going to be on tg againg well if not aging it’ll be a very very long time i’m sure

    soz

    i had an lot to get of my chest it’s just crazy but anyway i shouldn’t keep going on but i hope people like rude boy and hum dinga have learn’t there lesson by reading this statement

    thanks for reading (if you did)

  173. louiseanne said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 12:24 pm Link to comment Report comment

    nice vans what do you love

  174. louiseanne said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 12:28 pm Link to comment Report comment

    in my first statement i selt some wrong where it says sime it’s meant to be some

    soz

    louiseanne

  175. rude boy said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 12:29 pm Link to comment Report comment

    rexy
    you r so wright

    luv

    rude boy

  176. rude boy said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 12:31 pm Link to comment Report comment

    rexy

    is your nick name sexy

    luv

    ?

  177. u to said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 12:34 pm Link to comment Report comment

    this ISN’T for RUDE BOY it like rude boy is trying to pull a women

  178. Richard Hammond said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 2:09 pm Link to comment Report comment

    ….Im just speecless for him!….

  179. Richard Hammond said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 2:10 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I Mean Speechless!

  180. German Stig said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 2:38 pm Link to comment Report comment

    haha nevr though tht woulf happen, would have been even more funny to see the stig whop the guys ass on tele!

  181. nick1982 said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 4:38 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Perfection !!!

  182. thelittlekid said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 4:39 pm Link to comment Report comment

    i wish he had taken off his helmet

  183. stigs dad said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 4:56 pm Link to comment Report comment

    well in son

  184. turban said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 5:19 pm Link to comment Report comment

    stig is a legend, i want to grow and be just like him.

  185. speedy said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 6:22 pm Link to comment Report comment

    was stig like this???

    “zzzz, another question”

  186. Stig junior said...
    Sunday February 15, 2009 at 7:27 pm Link to comment Report comment

    the stig is actually lewis hamilton

  187. Jeremy Clarkson said...
    Monday February 16, 2009 at 12:25 am Link to comment Report comment

    That Wat Rubbish!

  188. turonimo late said...
    Monday February 16, 2009 at 12:36 am Link to comment Report comment

    hi there

  189. george said...
    Monday February 16, 2009 at 9:07 am Link to comment Report comment

    hahahahah thaths the way stig hahahah you are the best

  190. savo said...
    Monday February 16, 2009 at 10:16 am Link to comment Report comment

    it wouldnt suprise me if the black stig came back. didnt the present stigs identy get out or something.

    adn that is why the black stig got killed, cos his identniy got out????

    but whe n will the stig stop talking??? he talks more useless cr*p than my old maths teacher!

  191. ya mam said...
    Monday February 16, 2009 at 12:15 pm Link to comment Report comment

    STIG is a a ledgend u no wat am sayin man u cant beat im is like tha top hommie fool!

  192. Stig said...
    Monday February 16, 2009 at 4:01 pm Link to comment Report comment

    ………………………………………………………………… ………………………………………………………………… ………………………………………………………..

    P.s……………….

  193. skitzz said...
    Monday February 16, 2009 at 6:31 pm Link to comment Report comment

    i wish i could do my exams like that lol

  194. Dawid said...
    Monday February 16, 2009 at 6:41 pm Link to comment Report comment

    whatever.some guy dressed him self like the black stig.i want to see this on top gear to belive it.

  195. The stigs little sis said...
    Monday February 16, 2009 at 7:38 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Stig you are amazing can’t wait to see you back on TV

  196. Anonymous said...
    Monday February 16, 2009 at 10:47 pm Link to comment Report comment

    …..boring

  197. makarios said...
    Tuesday February 17, 2009 at 1:55 am Link to comment Report comment

    noone can cut straight through the crap like the stig! he allways gets totally to the heart of the matter. anyway, we all know that he is really james may dressed up like an astronaut otherwise he wouldn’t be able to talk like that

  198. nick1982 said...
    Tuesday February 17, 2009 at 9:55 am Link to comment Report comment

    your all missing how good the black stig’s return is

    We now have a breading pair !!!!!

    in 18yrs time we will have an F1 grid of grey stigs

    I hope topgear caught him or he will end up on 5th gear!!!!1

  199. alex.f1993 said...
    Tuesday February 17, 2009 at 2:22 pm Link to comment Report comment

    the stig is a legend. ha deserves a knihgthood

  200. american idol said...
    Tuesday February 17, 2009 at 9:12 pm Link to comment Report comment

    rude boy. you´re too rude for this blog m8.. hope they cut you off…I did my best..:D

  201. lol said...
    Wednesday February 18, 2009 at 4:05 pm Link to comment Report comment

    what u lot been smoking the first stig was perry McCarthy or McCauley or some name like that and he was fired for telling every one he was the stig in his book

    theres more than one stig every car manufacturer has there own driver

  202. Stig's female cousin said...
    Sunday February 22, 2009 at 12:45 am Link to comment Report comment

    Haha, That’s cool. He looks like a cartoon at one point!

  203. The reality said...
    Sunday February 22, 2009 at 9:05 pm Link to comment Report comment

    There are multiple people who are ‘Stigs’. The Stig disguise is so more than one person can play the part; this means ‘The Stig’ is not associated with any single person and hence cannot demand more pay etc

  204. rude boy said...
    Tuesday February 24, 2009 at 9:18 pm Link to comment Report comment

    waaaaaaaa u never got rid amercian idol

  205. TGSTIG said...
    Friday February 27, 2009 at 8:35 am Link to comment Report comment

    when stig whacked the table left the seat crushed the paper given by the asker, he must be real mad, but it was really funny

  206. TGSTIG said...
    Friday February 27, 2009 at 8:37 am Link to comment Report comment

    oh and i forgot to say this, the black stig returned but, he ran away you can see the video for yourself at http://www.blackstigback. com

  207. BABY STIG said...
    Friday February 27, 2009 at 10:10 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Whooo Black stig

  208. rude boy said...
    Saturday February 28, 2009 at 2:34 pm Link to comment Report comment

    baby stig and tgstig a reysists the ******* ******** why

  209. alexandr KRAZ A6 said...
    Saturday February 28, 2009 at 8:43 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Legend Stig Is 33 years old Ben Kollins?

  210. alexandr KRAZ A6 said...
    Saturday February 28, 2009 at 8:44 pm Link to comment Report comment

    http://www.life.ru/news/5 3858

  211. alexandr KRAZ A6 said...
    Saturday February 28, 2009 at 8:45 pm Link to comment Report comment

    is it true?

  212. TGSTIG said...
    Monday March 2, 2009 at 7:31 am Link to comment Report comment

    oi rudeboy i don’t resist saying **** but i don’t feel like saying it!!!!!

  213. rude boy said...
    Monday March 2, 2009 at 7:53 am Link to comment Report comment

    common then u w***** tgstig

  214. rude boy said...
    Monday March 2, 2009 at 7:54 am Link to comment Report comment

    tgstig i bet u are sum 10 year old mother f***** that cant spell his own name

  215. turonimo said...
    Tuesday March 3, 2009 at 7:13 am Link to comment Report comment

    did the stig attuly talk in this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  216. turonimo said...
    Tuesday March 3, 2009 at 7:17 am Link to comment Report comment

    soz spelt actuly wrong is it two t ees or not can some one help me out

  217. TGSTIG said...
    Tuesday March 3, 2009 at 9:29 am Link to comment Report comment

    rude boy, so what if i am? what if i am a 10 yr old boy who cant spell his name?????

  218. Justice 4 JK said...
    Thursday March 5, 2009 at 11:03 am Link to comment Report comment

    Justice 4 JK.

  219. someone said...
    Saturday March 7, 2009 at 6:29 am Link to comment Report comment

    you are rude dude boy

  220. Amulet said...
    Tuesday March 10, 2009 at 7:56 pm Link to comment Report comment

    It doesn’t matter who the Stig is, it only matters that the Stig exists. He’s one of the mysteries of the universe.

    I want to sign up to take driving lessons from him :)

  221. rude boy said...
    Wednesday March 11, 2009 at 7:31 pm Link to comment Report comment

    amunet is a gay basterd

  222. Absolutely Rogered said...
    Wednesday March 11, 2009 at 11:34 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Way-hey! GO STIGGY!!

  223. hi there said...
    Saturday March 14, 2009 at 7:10 pm Link to comment Report comment

    i support liverpool who beat manchester united 4-1 at old trafford which proves they`re better than man u and it makes its worse they were a man down and after the game none of the team or management/staff had an interview which proves they are LOSERS and to all the man united fans there`ye a good team but they need a manager that dosent chew gum and i know jeremy clarkson supports chealsea ha !! but only because his son does and that is not a true supporter so i suggest you support who supported as a child which should be liverpool but then agian you were probably a car boffin as a child and i wonder i richard hammond supports a football team oh no he has 2 girls so he probably beleives football is rubbish and theres no point in it but there is`nt a point in it but its fun to watch and back to man united wayne rooney was born in liverpool and should play for liverpool not that i want him to because his i a traytor and i`ll stop there

  224. j keetley said...
    Monday March 16, 2009 at 7:42 pm Link to comment Report comment

    who is the stig I WANT TO KNOW

  225. Horsepowerrrrr said...
    Monday March 23, 2009 at 7:29 am Link to comment Report comment

    You can see the back of the Stig’s neck as he walks down to the front.
    That’s a big surprise, one would expect his skin to be green/black/bluewithspots .

  226. jack boy said...
    Monday March 23, 2009 at 10:39 pm Link to comment Report comment

    nice to see the stig at top gear live without his white gear on. He’s not british and not ben collins, but ben collins is a mate of his

  227. Mrs Stig said...
    Thursday March 26, 2009 at 7:48 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Now, i’m very sorry to all who attended that press conference, but it was a bit of a waste of time, they knew that they weren’t going to get a response. Worth a try I suppose.
    Why does everyone want to know who he is, it will just spoil it all and then you will end up with yet another new Stig.
    I will apologise for the Stig’s behaviour, his anger problems are being seen too.

  228. Stig's lover said...
    Thursday March 26, 2009 at 7:58 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Hot
    xxx
    I still have my head ;)

  229. jeff said...
    Friday March 27, 2009 at 6:40 am Link to comment Report comment

    some say that he had a sexual relationship with the black stig… hehehe

  230. madtaffy said...
    Friday April 3, 2009 at 3:13 am Link to comment Report comment

    Perry Mcarthy = black stig
    ben collins = white stig
    new stig = black & white stripped stig

    I seen the making of the james bond film and he did his training in the aston martin at the topgear track and guess who was teaching him errrrm? yep you guessed it ben collins! also if you rememeber when they did the show where the guy parachuted into the back of the car guess who was driving the car yep you guessed it ben collins, i hope he don’t loose his job over all this because let be fair its been common knowledge ben was the stig for a long time now and its only coz of all the press coverage lately he will probably loose his job! real shame if he does…!

    oh well bring on the black and white stipped stig

  231. dominic hunt said...
    Saturday April 25, 2009 at 10:44 am Link to comment Report comment

    I LIKE POCHE 911

  232. dominic hunt said...
    Saturday April 25, 2009 at 10:47 am Link to comment Report comment

    I LIKE POCHE 911 WHOO BABY STIG WOOOHH BLACK STIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!THANKS FOR READING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!q!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  233. dominic hunt said...
    Saturday April 25, 2009 at 10:48 am Link to comment Report comment

    PART 3B BUGATTI

  234. dominic hunt said...
    Saturday April 25, 2009 at 10:51 am Link to comment Report comment

    !!OHOO TOP GEAR

  235. dominic hunt said...
    Saturday April 25, 2009 at 10:53 am Link to comment Report comment

    OHOO POO

  236. The Stig said...
    Saturday April 25, 2009 at 1:30 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Chris Ballard is The Stig

  237. VIPER-V12 said...
    Tuesday June 9, 2009 at 3:31 pm Link to comment Report comment

    R u sure? Stig? R u sure u urself…… Chris Ballard? C’mon its shown in da sorta news web alr. U r Ben Collins! Stop lyin 2 urself. stop lyin 2 other ppl.

  238. phil said...
    Friday July 31, 2009 at 7:19 pm Link to comment Report comment

    ralf schumacher is the stig trust me

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