So, the weekend is nearly upon us and that means it’s almost time for another new Top Gear to stave off that Sunday evening feeling of Oh God, tomorrow I’ve got to return to work / school / international spying and playboyism.
You’ve probably already read the proper preview for this week’s show but here, in three words or less, is a quick summary of each element of Sunday’s programme:
Mercedes SL Black: Really excellent rubbish
Small cars test: Presenters almost arrested
Ken Block: James poos pants
Small cars test part 2: Very big dogs
Michael McIntyre: Funny and two-wheeled.
That last one might have been four words. Sorry. Do hyphens count?

Love the cheap car challenges! Can it match up to last week’s?
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee s
hyphens don’t count!
ninja
Please can we see more attempts at the three musketeers doing handbrake turns in these cheap?! Pure comedy!
cant wait for sunday…..this series is legendary already!
Does this mean Top Gear Dog will appear? :-/
Did hammonds dog take steroids???
YES! Can’t wait!
Are those three words good enough for ya?
And PS. Hyphens DO count. As one word.
Soooooooo looking forward to the show guys!
Looks like a great one.
Can’t wait for Sunday
Is top gear dog back??
top gear in three words: bloody f***** brilliant!
The SL Black is definetley going to replace Jeremy’s CLK Black
ok who is the stig
“God, tomorrow I’ve got to return to work / school / international spying and playboyism.”
Yup, that 3rd one’s me alright. Bloody playboyism…
*Gasp* Did someone say dog? Let’s all forget the fact it’s probably guard dogs and assume TGDog’s back!!
@14 – Not Ben Collins, or The Stig would’ve been replaced. And why do you want to know? Can’t you just enjoy the caracter?
yeah sHh..
class i love the cheap car challenges
wow it looks so good its gonna be a blast
Love it love it love it!!!
What happened to TeeGee?
It might be St Bernard dogs, roll out the Swiss jokes; “oh he won’t get in the car cos he’s Swiss”
Is it me or just a concidence that I seem to be distracted from the show because they put the nice chicks in front!
Can’t wait for Sunday!!!
They’ve replaced last season’s labrapoodle with an Irish Wolfhound!!! If that mutt gets carsick, imagine the mess….
jeremy + richard r kwl…james is dum
Don’t they know the MiTo and iQ aren’t very cheap?
Oh yes, I will return to Playboyism on Monday, as always. Of course, the photographer needs a very wide lens because I’m a bit curvier than the other Bunnies…
that program is really good
does-that-mean-this-is-on e-word?
Whatever, I don’t care, some it up in one word.
Goddam-bloody-brilliant.
cant wait till sunday,caught myself watching 5th gear,well the samaratans where engaged lol
Nossa muito legal mesmo adorei penaque aqui no Brasil não tenha um programa assim Abraços…Let´s Go!
Love the cheap car challenges.
Although as there is a Proton in them, I guess Clarksons ‘dog’ comments can’t be far behind.
Can’t wait for Sunday chaps!!!!!!!!!
My three words for top gear as a whole would just be;
Fantastically, amazingly epic-and-brilliant-and-th e-best-show-on-tv.
And yes, hypens do count!
I’m loving this series and I can’t wait ’till Sunday’s show. Keep up the good work.
Alana (age 15)
Can’t freaking wait!!!!
Ritchard Hammond and James May….
GET YOUR’S UGLY HAIR
CUT !!!!!
New series lookin good. really hoping 2 see top gear dog soon!!! (maybe another camping episdode…
Im in France on a school trip at the moment and I might not be back for top gear tomorrow
Quite upset!!!!!!
I LOVE TOP GEAR its not a puffed up car show like fith gear they only have a small budget yet they always make it so go lookin forward to tomorrow night.
I can’t WAIT till this sunday’s Top Gear programme. I watch repeats of Top Gear on Dave every day and I have watched the current series so far. I ABSOLUTLY LOVE the programme.
I find the programmes very entertaining and funny. I AM A VERY BIG FAN.
KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK JAMES, JEREMY AND RICHARD
good show
this week is going ot be a good one by the sounds of things:):)
Cheap car challenges are the best . Hope it will be as good as last week , or even better !
best day of the award? no hesitation sunday because its topgear
gonna be another great show !!!
:lol:
top gear is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
it’s the best carshow ever on tv
If I want to see good comedy, there are plenty of better shows.
If I want to see a motoring magazine, there are much better available. Even youtube got some really good ones.
If I want to hear foul mouth chatter, surely the pub is better.
Sorry, but TG has well and truly lost the plot. People cheering now must be fanboys who’d eat dog’s poo if it was served by Jeremy Clarkson…
what are you talking about. TG is the best car show I have seen anywhere in the world. Here we have Autosport on Sunday morning which to be honest I can’t write and adjective to describe it. it really is that bad. When I used to watch TG many moons ago it was boring yes. But these 3 Clarckson, Hamster and Cpt slow the show is just amazing. What they do with cars is fantastic. Who would ever think of buying a camper van, a Hilux and an old Triumph Herald and try to cross the channel. Apart from being stupendously funnny it has the ingredients of how a show should be. Well done BBC. and well done to the Tg team. BTW I’m not a fanboy who eats dogs poo if served by clarckson. I am a show watcher who has to rely on you tube vids. Not all of like watching Dallas or dy nasty.
What is that fuzzy tthing in the photo a Top Gear dog?
By the way can’t wait to see the cheap car challenge.
I haven’t watched them.
Yup this is gonna be a big one (unless jeremy spin offf in a fire ball screaming power)
@Ken H
How can you not like Top Gear, the comedy is fantastic and their Mag is superb, frankly, without Top Gear the world would be a boring place.
i like it that you show fast cars and stupidly slow cars but i think it would be good if you test car like new fast humers or limousine’s and old bangers from Jack, RUGBY
baby james need nappy change
jeremy u shd hav a poll….about whos the best driver outta u three…
that will be fun!!!
Holy sh**!
Bring on tonites show cant wait it just get better and better
I AM THE STIGS BOYFRIEND
I cant wait to watch it, its the best thing on TV on Sunday.
من تمام برنامه های شما رو نگاه می کنم خیلی خویه
I can’t watch it in Norway
Also i can’t watch the highligts because of the player says, “this video cannot be watched from your current country or location”. Please do something about it.
AMAZING FUNNY PROGRAM
i always sit in front of my big telly at home no matter whats on i always chose top gear i even dream of working for them myself
looking forwards to it Top Gear, on Sundays im so excited for topgear i just wish the day speeds up to 8pm so i can just watch a good peace of work, Top Gear
cant wait 18min to go
Mercedes SL Black will be the fastest car ever to go round the track
i didnt like this weeks episode (episode 3) – had no structure, no real point to it. it felt like they didnt know what to do with the episode or what they wanted to be in it. that was the worst cheap car challenge to date and the first one was really pointless, it was more like a political program than an entertainment show this week…
altho Michael Macintrye was brillant as the SIRPC this week!!!
This weeks episode was VERY funny!
Love micheal mcintrye! Laughed so much i cried! James looked like he was gonna scream or wet himself.
Small cars 1 = Hilarious
Small cars 2 = Even more hilarious! Fiat 500
And that was a brill Merc test too!
Love it!
Xx
Comment 70 = Really wrong!
please please Hammond GET your hair cut what is going on?
WHAT A LOAD OF RUBBISH, THREE OVERGROWN CHILDREN BEING PAID WITH MY LICENCE FEE TO P..S AROUND AND DO NOTHING FOR MOTORING. AND WHATS WITH THE GOONS BEHIND THEM, MORE TARTS THAN MEN. OH AND HAMMONDS HAIR?
Sucks that Wimbledon cut out the hot lap, should have cut some late night show that no one watches. Enjoyed Ken Block though.
Tennis is a dangerous sport. Turning your head left to right all the time could really do damage. Romster, whether you like it or not we are all children at heart. I’m past 40 and love roosting along the only decent bit of BR near where I live in Brazil. What do mean when you say ”do nothing for motoring”? What is motoring for you. Although I live in Brazil motoring is a part of my lifa as I drive a lot for work? Cars here a little different here from the UK. We still have the Fiat uno in production which is a gem of a little car 1.0 pushing 70BHP with all the refinements Air con, 4wd version etc etc. driiving for me is getting behind the wheel of car and enjoying it and having fun. Thats what the show is about. So if your complaining go somwhere else and don’t waste your time on here.
3 b’s
Bring
Block
Back
:green
:mrgreen
:EVIL:
WHAT DO WE WANT ASTON MARTIN, WHEN DO WE WANT THEM NOW. TOTALLY AGREE WITH THAT CHANT!
Kenny from the block was awesome.
After watching the small car challenges and seeing all of the Fiat 500’s at the end I started to look at buying one – until I saw the price.
boring as, apart from michael mcintyre bit
How was it boring Sponge, the Block bit was awesome and the cheap car stuff was alright. I did get a bit bored with the news
Romster – my licence fee too and i like it (one of the few things i watch on the beeb) so stop watching, stop complaining and go find something you DO like for your £13 a month.
Its a small wonder, the st. Bernhard Dog did not EAT the Toyota IQ, cuz thats about the size of its lunch, usually
Aand, the Fiat 500 is seriously uncool now, because everybody drives one ???
I love the show, it makes me laugh and brightens up my Sunday night – but one thing – Hammond please cut your hair, you looked loads more handsome with shorter hair..
I’d love to tournament regular with that too!