Top Gear in, er, three words…

Jeremy and Richard testing superminisSo, the weekend is nearly upon us and that means it’s almost time for another new Top Gear to stave off that Sunday evening feeling of Oh God, tomorrow I’ve got to return to work / school / international spying and playboyism.

You’ve probably already read the proper preview for this week’s show but here, in three words or less, is a quick summary of each element of Sunday’s programme:

Mercedes SL Black: Really excellent rubbish
Small cars test: Presenters almost arrested
Ken Block: James poos pants
Small cars test part 2: Very big dogs
Michael McIntyre: Funny and two-wheeled.

That last one might have been four words. Sorry. Do hyphens count?

What do you think?

Tennis is a dangerous sport. Turning your head left to right all the time could really do damage. Romster, whether you like it or not we are all children at heart. I’m past 40 and love roosting along the only decent bit of BR near where I live in Brazil. What do mean when you say ”do nothing for motoring”? What is motoring for you. Although I live in Brazil motoring is a part of my lifa as I drive a lot for work? Cars here a little different here from the UK. We still have the Fiat uno in production which is a gem of a little car 1.0 pushing 70BHP with all the refinements Air con, 4wd version etc etc. driiving for me is getting behind the wheel of car and enjoying it and having fun. Thats what the show is about. So if your complaining go somwhere else and don’t waste your time on here.

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:D block amazing

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3 b’s
Bring
Block
Back
:green

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:mrgreen
WHAT DO WE WANT ASTON MARTIN, WHEN DO WE WANT THEM NOW. TOTALLY AGREE WITH THAT CHANT! :D :) :EVIL:

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:evil:

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Kenny from the block was awesome.

After watching the small car challenges and seeing all of the Fiat 500′s at the end I started to look at buying one – until I saw the price.

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boring as, apart from michael mcintyre bit

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How was it boring Sponge, the Block bit was awesome and the cheap car stuff was alright. I did get a bit bored with the news

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Romster – my licence fee too and i like it (one of the few things i watch on the beeb) so stop watching, stop complaining and go find something you DO like for your £13 a month.

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Its a small wonder, the st. Bernhard Dog did not EAT the Toyota IQ, cuz thats about the size of its lunch, usually :)
Aand, the Fiat 500 is seriously uncool now, because everybody drives one ???

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I love the show, it makes me laugh and brightens up my Sunday night – but one thing – Hammond please cut your hair, you looked loads more handsome with shorter hair..

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I’d love to tournament regular with that too!

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