So that’s show 4 done with then. Did you like it? Would you like it more if we told you one extra fact about each thing in it? No? Oh please yourselves, they’re coming anyway.
The man who told off Jeremy and Richard in the Focus RS v Megane R26.R film is Phil Churchward, our series director. Otherwise known as Mr Vicki Butler-Henderson. Although probably best if you don’t call him that to his face.
Jeremy had several more burning Lamborghini photos for the news, but it went on so long they had to be cut out. Which, if you fancy a Gallardo, is a worry.
As ever with a Top Gear race, the extra shots of the car going by were picked up the next day once the battle with the Royal Mail – which was, as ever, run in real time – had finished.
Usain Bolt really is that cool. Yes, fast, athletic and rippling with laidback confidence. You’d hate him if he wasn’t so charming.
Yes, live ammo. Live.
Onwards and upwards to programme five…