Hamgelina

Posted by Jamie Hibbard at 3:22 pm on Wednesday September 9, 2009

Richard Hammond has admitted that if Top Gear had a female co-host, then he’d like it to be Angelina Jolie.

“I think we’d all choose Angelina,” says Hammond, in the new issue of Zoo magazine. Comparing her to Jennifer Aniston, Richard adds: “Aniston’s a well-polished chick, but Angelina has a Land Rover and guns.”

Although admitting that Mrs Brad Pitt would be the ideal choice, he says having her on set might prove problematic.

“I’d just keep fainting. She’s utterly, utterly gorgeous.”

Maybe thoughts of Ange were keeping Hammond warm this morning, as he pushed a shopping trolley across an Indiana Jones-style rope bridge in Carrick-a-Rede, Northern Ireland for a Morrisons advert.

Hammond braved the elements as it poured with rain to push the trolley over the bridge, and we imagine James May – who’s in the office right now – is feeling somewhat smug at his weatherproof office confines.

Hammond’s Morrisons ad is scheduled to air later this year, although no official date has yet been confirmed.

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  1. Rita said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 3:47 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Although have to agree with you, you totally broke my heart, Hamster ! :)

  2. Can i just say... said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 4:34 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Nooo your the nice looking one :) <3<3<3

  3. Stuck in the US said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 4:55 pm Link to comment Report comment

    The Hamster should prolly have stopped by their house when they did the America show a few years back and visited New Orleans? That way he could have given her a face to face “interview” of sorts for the roll.

  4. Stang's Swang said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 4:55 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Why not Jennifer Saunders, she of “I’ve owned three Alfa Romeos” fame? Angelina Jolie would just make you all drive Priuses and feed orphans.

  5. Sarah Williamson said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 5:48 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Oh, Richard, you are very brave walking across that bridge. I went there when I was a kid (I am from Ulster) and I wouldn’t go anywhere near it! Mind you, before all the H&S Nazi’s got their hands on it, it was a proper rope bridge, really unstable and very dangerous on a stormy day. They have improved it a bit but it is still wobbly.

    You are a brave chap, Mr Hammond. Hope you enjoyed being in Ulster, even though it was pouring with rain yesterday. :)

  6. darrenmoss said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 6:00 pm Link to comment Report comment

    more sound advice from Britain’s premier supermarket opener!

  7. stigmacher said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 6:36 pm Link to comment Report comment

    get her on as a guest next season!

  8. Hristo Angelov said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 6:53 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I admit that Angelina is strikingly gorgeous,but no matter how pretty or witty she or indeed any girl might be they don’t belong in a show such as TopGear.I’m not being antifeminist or whatever it’s called.A girl might do a nice job in some dreadful Bulgarian motoring show,but not in our TG.The boys might not be male-models or something,but the whole show it based around three clever,talanted middle aged men arguing and falling over and it’s simply impossible for a girl to present as a car the same way that the boys do.Especially as Jeremy,that man despite what we hear and read is a genius.There’s no one in the motoring journalism area that has this much talant and experience and witt.When he gets out of TG and the motoring journalism the world would’ve losed a brilliant man a fantastic entertainer and one of a kind car journalist.I adore this guy,the way he writes the way he presents are just unbelievable.I’m just a stuped 17 year old puber from Bulgaria and the effect this man has on me is profound.He’s changed the course of my life.And he should know that he has a 17 year old stupid boy from Bulgaria which is very grateful to him.I’ve gone a little bit offtopic here,but i think who ever reads this will get the point i’m trying to make.GOOD LUCK TO THE TEAM.

  9. foxywoxy said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 7:00 pm Link to comment Report comment

    she isnt the hottest woman any more

  10. Mikeado said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 7:44 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Well, going for the fit bird with nice guns (and some nice guns) is defo going to solve the whole sexism issue… riiight?

    Btw, bitterly disappointed at the lack of a confirmed release date for a Morrisons advert. What are those guys playing at?!

  11. Mikeado said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 7:48 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Mr. Angelov, I know what you mean – were it not for him, I might be obsessed with trains instead of cars! But cars it is, and I am now hoping to [after some higher education] claw my way into Motoring Journalism myself – yes, I realise it’s not all powersliding and lol-ing with CEOs and celebs – but I still think I’d enjoy it greatly.

  12. GG said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 8:26 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Oh no!!!!!!! Ur the nice looking one!!! You broke a young girls heart (me, you dimwit!!!)…

  13. 2 cents said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 8:58 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Having a girl host Top Gear would be like having a man host a show about knitting.

  14. BMW said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 10:10 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I remember Top Gear said in a survey, more people would want to be in car with James May, then Angelina Jolie.

  15. Lisa-loo loves Rich said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 10:13 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Want to see that Morrisons advert NOW and i won’t be happy till i do!!!!! Love Richard!!

  16. Mrs Stig said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 10:36 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Sorry, but my hubby is better looking than the lot of them… you’ll just never get to see it for yourselves

    shame really

  17. Kias' Are Cool... said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 10:41 pm Link to comment Report comment

    A female of the opposite sex, presenting Top Gear???

    Hell will have frozen over, the lunatics will have finally taken over the asylum AND Jeremy Clarkson will have pierced his nipples.

    Just NO!

    Someone take the Hamster out and slap him hard.

  18. Alicia6166 said...
    Wednesday September 9, 2009 at 11:49 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I’m a girl and I don’t want Top Gear presented by a girl. It doesn’t fit the dynamic. Besides, “Top Gear boys and Angelina Jolie” is too much of a mouthful, especially compared to “Top Gear boys.”

    Comment 14, BMW, I haven’t heard that statistic and they probably made it up but I’d rather be in a car with James May.

    What does everyone else think?

  19. maggiemay said...
    Thursday September 10, 2009 at 12:01 am Link to comment Report comment

    Nooooo, girls, won’t work in a million years, Harriet Harman started this, well the answer is
    NO No No. If its not broke don’t try to mend.Remember.TG is not broke, its No1 BBC2 show and thats the way it stays. Right.Go away Harman fix something thats broke.Leave TG alone.

  20. sweetlizard said...
    Thursday September 10, 2009 at 3:50 am Link to comment Report comment

    Just one thing… how much taller Angelina is compare to Hammond?

  21. S3zero said...
    Thursday September 10, 2009 at 9:24 am Link to comment Report comment

    That’s a very good point Sweetlizard, I recon he’d only come up to her t… ah now I understand!

  22. Topgearnut said...
    Thursday September 10, 2009 at 9:36 am Link to comment Report comment

    No no no…Phillipa Forrester…

  23. dazb said...
    Thursday September 10, 2009 at 10:31 am Link to comment Report comment

    I think a female would be good for parts of the show but not someone like angelina jolie

  24. McLoe said...
    Thursday September 10, 2009 at 10:57 am Link to comment Report comment

    Better ask Sabine Schmitz, the Nurnberg van driver!

  25. Cat said...
    Friday September 11, 2009 at 7:31 pm Link to comment Report comment

    *is jealous of angelina jolie*

  26. James May's Stereo said...
    Friday September 11, 2009 at 9:44 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Oooooh I knew he would say something like that! :L

  27. IronRod said...
    Sunday September 13, 2009 at 1:41 am Link to comment Report comment

    Why not Megan Fox? she is super sexy and she is also single:)

  28. Cat said...
    Sunday September 13, 2009 at 5:24 pm Link to comment Report comment

    and may I just say angelina jolie has the BIGGEST mouth ever! :P

  29. Ryan said...
    Sunday September 13, 2009 at 8:41 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Just No On That One, Keep The Current Team On TG, Someone like Angelina Crosses Me As Humourless, And James, Richard And Jeremy Give The Show Its Vibe And Are The Reason So Many People Watch, Dont Change A Thing !!!!

  30. fingers and thumbs said...
    Monday September 14, 2009 at 12:55 pm Link to comment Report comment

    all this talk about women presenters. you silly silly people. Now, more out takes please.

  31. J4KE H4M said...
    Tuesday September 15, 2009 at 7:40 pm Link to comment Report comment

    top gear is a bloke only show havin a woman would mean a load of crap small cars. woemin just want a car 2 pop 2 the shops in. men like super cars. wimin are driven by toblarone, men are driven by testostarone.

  32. Cheshire chick said...
    Wednesday September 16, 2009 at 6:35 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Is totally sad!!!! why oh why richy!!! why her!!!! could have chosen some one who actually LIKES cars!!!!!! =( xxx

  33. Cheshire chick said...
    Wednesday September 16, 2009 at 6:39 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Oh just to say..woman love super cars and think they are great!!!!

  34. Lily-Rose said...
    Wednesday September 16, 2009 at 10:24 pm Link to comment Report comment

    LOL hamster!! i crossed dat bridge b4 nd me mam almost took a fit! Ur a brave one!! :D

  35. Wyvern said...
    Friday September 18, 2009 at 3:37 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Top Gear in its current format doesn’t need a female presenter. However, it has had several in its previous incarnations – I’ve been watching so long I remember some of them – including the likes of Angela Rippon, Kate Humble and of course VBH. When this phase of Top Gear finally reaches its end (hopefully not for a good while yet), who knows where the format might go? Personally, I wouldn’t rule anything out, but having grown up on Top Gear, I’d hate to see it disappear completely.

    Also, having read other snippets from that interview, does our Hamster have a bit of a kinky streak?

  36. funnylookinnut said...
    Friday September 18, 2009 at 6:14 pm Link to comment Report comment

    So, is this the kind of thing that goes on in between seasons? Folks come up with ways to destroy the only decent show ON television anywhere in the western hemisphere, if indeed not the entire planet? I thought the show was about cars and the fun things three brilliant guys with no respect for their own persons are willing to do with them.

    Where’s Andy Wilman? Isn’t he supposed to be the ringmaster behind this glorious circus known as Top Gear? Andy, do something! This is getting scary. We’ve got enough bad news over here in the States……..

  37. CJ said...
    Sunday September 20, 2009 at 6:32 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I like RH’s Mozzers adverts better than Angelina. I hate the woman!!!!

  38. hamsterwho said...
    Sunday September 20, 2009 at 6:44 pm Link to comment Report comment

    oooohhhh! somebodys got a soft spot for Angelina Jolie!! xxx

  39. Non-EU-TG-fan said...
    Tuesday September 22, 2009 at 7:54 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Just watched the Morrisons ad (http://www.morrisons.co. uk/). Can’t really see why anybody would actually want British meat. No offense, but internationally it’s not really regarded as the safest thing to eat due to poor legislation and worse practice. In other words – British cows aren’t always the most healthy. Take mad cow disease for instance (you eat a hamburger, and then ten years later they tell you that you are going to die – that sucks).

    Enough about meat! Angelina’s nice, but is she British enough?

  40. bighead said...
    Thursday September 24, 2009 at 5:08 pm Link to comment Report comment

    actually british meat is incredibly safe, its heavily legislated and every piece of meat can be traced back to the farm and cow’s lineage. Stop posting useless propaganda.

  41. Brooke47 said...
    Thursday September 24, 2009 at 6:56 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Boooo, i dont get the whole angelina thing, i dont think shes any prettier than an average pretty woman. all guys seem to love her and say im jealous when i say i dont like her but i dont…am i totally alone here? my opinion of you, hamster, has slightly declined…only slightly tho coz your purdy :) x

  42. JezzaBelle said...
    Friday September 25, 2009 at 9:50 am Link to comment Report comment

    Hmm, I think sack Hammond, employ Angelina, get Wilman on screen more and put it all on The Adult Channel…

    *faints

  43. rach said...
    Friday September 25, 2009 at 11:18 am Link to comment Report comment

    I have seen the advert with hammond for morrisons on tv.I like it.

  44. i LuV tHe HaMsTeR !! said...
    Friday September 25, 2009 at 7:15 pm Link to comment Report comment

    no way!!! angie wud take all the cameras off the hamster (hot)

  45. ALawler said...
    Thursday October 1, 2009 at 11:06 am Link to comment Report comment

    Yeah I agree, sign up Angelina, I’m having a lot of trouble taking Hammond seriously since he’s started whoring himself out to supermarket adverts. I mean seriously, who listens to a salesman when buying a car – you’re either a car reviewer or a salesman Hammond – choose!

  46. Hoda said...
    Thursday October 1, 2009 at 6:15 pm Link to comment Report comment

    you should be really brave if you want to work with the mother of Achilles`s children!

  47. Hey Hoda said...
    Thursday October 1, 2009 at 6:16 pm Link to comment Report comment

    you should be really brave if you want to work with the mother of Achilles`s kids!

  48. random said...
    Wednesday October 14, 2009 at 11:15 am Link to comment Report comment

    i think it wouldnt be the same with a female presenter

  49. christine said...
    Saturday October 17, 2009 at 4:22 pm Link to comment Report comment

    hammond poor onceagain something slapped but still it´s a gret guy you drove F1 and I´d still I´m fan.
    In the Czech republice know Top Gear
    and sorry for my English
    good bye

  50. Slickrubber said...
    Tuesday October 20, 2009 at 7:40 pm Link to comment Report comment

    In Germany, they tried that. 3 Girls presenting a motoring show. Although they were rather cute, (even witty sometimes) the show was cancelled after half a year or so.Not a big success, as Top Gear still is, after 13 series. If Angelina Jolie would be co-hosting TG, she would kick JC in the head everytime he opens his mouth(Lara Croft style), which would be funny for one show, but as a running gag, wear off pretty fast, LOL
    Stay the way you are, cuz the only chick i could think of as co-host, is Kate Silverton, because she seems to have a comparable amount of enthusiasm towards driving cars fast.

  51. shorty said...
    Friday October 23, 2009 at 2:31 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Get madison back – start with the NEC – shes a brummie anyway

  52. willis said...
    Friday October 23, 2009 at 2:36 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Madison is well fit – and a laugh too. Give her the odd guest appearance; not a regular slot, but something like she did before – Mille Miglia with James perhaps?

  53. ubersmurf said...
    Monday October 26, 2009 at 6:54 pm Link to comment Report comment

    lol.That would be fun

  54. bikerbob said...
    Tuesday October 27, 2009 at 8:22 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Madison rides motorbikes too …… love her in leather ..

  55. :) said...
    Wednesday October 28, 2009 at 10:46 pm Link to comment Report comment

    1. Angie has a MASSIFF mouth
    and
    2. Having a girl presenting would just be planly wrong.
    unless it was me. then it would be competly fine ;)

  56. passing by said...
    Thursday October 29, 2009 at 2:48 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Schmidt [sp] would be great but if I have to choose between Angelina and Aniston, I’d pick Angelina as well.

  57. Pandora Melly said...
    Monday November 2, 2009 at 10:10 am Link to comment Report comment

    This is all very well, but when ‘potential female co-stars’ send in nice strand ideas (such using Nationwide Suzuki SJs to highlight the appalling state of the UK roads through ‘tests’ such as passengers trying to drink coffee, apply lipstick etc) and then one finds that Top Gear has ‘borrowed’ the ideas without so much as a credit, I doubt any female co-stars could be persuaded to work with a team of playground snatchers!

  58. Rubberybits said...
    Wednesday November 4, 2009 at 12:00 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Now there’s a race – Hamster with Angelina in his shopping trolly, Jezza with Maysie in another starting at one end of Carrick-a-Rede rope bridge – 1st to the other side by any means fair or foul wins a weeks supply of Morrisons halibut :-)

  59. Job Less Guy said...
    Thursday November 12, 2009 at 4:29 am Link to comment Report comment

    Really? Angelina Jolie? Sorry but I think you need someone that more of your size Hamster. Jolie seems abit intimidating for you. And please get a hair cut! I know that you enjoy driving a Pick-up truck in US. But don’t grow a mullet like a red-neck.

    Job Less Guy!
    USA

  60. Anonymous said...
    Thursday November 12, 2009 at 5:55 am Link to comment Report comment

    If Ange turns you down I’m totally up for the part. You need an Aussie on the show for sure. Can provide character references if required xx lol

  61. XoXTG.LassXoX said...
    Thursday November 12, 2009 at 11:00 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Ange is cool but (and excuse the quote!), You Belong With Me!!!

  62. candygirl said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 2:01 pm Link to comment Report comment

    No women on Tope Gear…No! No! No! Hamster, how could you? If you weren’t so unbelievably gorgeous I would request that Clarkson slap you for that comment. I speak for at least seven female fans of the show when I say we girls don’t want to see a woman on Top Gear …….

  63. Topgera Forever said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 9:37 pm Link to comment Report comment

    The show is perfect as it is!
    This is a show for Men about cars and so be it!

    Women are only good for screwing and having children!

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