Big news straight out of Dublin: the Stig has been SENSATIONALLY ARRESTED by a FRIENDLY POLICEMAN following an ALLEGED INCIDENT of some kind.
Eyewitnesses reported seeing the white-suited racing driver being hauled from his car by a member of the local Garda late yesterday afternoon, not 10 minutes after he mysteriously disembarking a bus headed to the city centre.
“I didn’t see what happened exactly,” said one onlooker, “but it was probably really bad. Maybe he punched a swan or tried to push one of the Hairy Bikers into the river. Again.”
The local police are yet to comment on the ALLEGED INCIDENT, but did helpfully confirm that the Natural Museum’s gift shop stays open until 5pm on weekdays.
This isn’t the first time that Top Gear’s tame racing driver has been in trouble with the authorities. In 2006 he had a similar run-in while racing Clarkson to Scotland in a kit car.
By freakish coincidence, the 2009 Top Gear Live World Tour will be stopping off in Dublin in December. And thanks to Stig’s little brush with the law, the world now knows all about that. Which is lucky.
Police have asked anyone with further information to refrain from writing ‘Wooh, first comment!’ in those box-things below.
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kev56 commented on this article
Thursday October 22, 2009 at 9:34 pm
free the stig one
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POWERRRRRR!!! commented on this article
Friday October 23, 2009 at 1:24 pm
HIS ROYAL STIGNESS DOES IT AGAIN!!
The swan complained to health and safety probably
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POWERRRRRR!!! commented on this article
Friday October 23, 2009 at 1:25 pm
And the gift shop is crap!!!!!
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shaw commented on this article
Saturday October 24, 2009 at 9:01 am
love that even the people at topgear are sick of people going “whooo first comment” like the rest of us!!!!
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Krummelure commented on this article
Sunday October 25, 2009 at 1:50 am
The Stig is a stupid creature, is this a woman or a very small man?. Think he is a clown like Top Gear programme. Isn’t about time to end this programme after all thois years and come up sokething new? Another thing, the selfish Britishness of judging the cars are silly, great cars get dumped and only British one’s get best retults. Childishj, the biggest child of all, Clarksson, should be taken off screen for good. And for Gods sake please let us get rid of this Stig person or let us know who he are. If Top Gear did know who really owned the brands they were testing, they would only ride bikes. Cherio.
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SWISS STIG commented on this article
Sunday October 25, 2009 at 11:02 am
is he going to do something in switzerland please dont. if you speed they give you capital punishment!!!!!!!!!!
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SWISS STIG commented on this article
Sunday October 25, 2009 at 11:03 am
i think?
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Lewis commented on this article
Sunday October 25, 2009 at 5:06 pm
But wouldnt it be confusing, he can’t speak to anyone so he just sits there being quiet.
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Me commented on this article
Sunday October 25, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Wooh, eighty first comment!
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Stiggy Stig Stig commented on this article
Sunday October 25, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Krummelure (80th comment) me thinks you should get a life. hahaha the Stig (and Top Gear) is the best thing that has happen to TV since, well, since the moon landing…You just got to love the Stig and Top Gear.
Bring the Stig down under again, and make TOP GEAR Australia heaps better.
WOOHOO!!!
Gawd I Love Top Gear, Best Show on TV
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St001DreamPoliceGirl commented on this article
Monday October 26, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Some say he eats car keys and drinks beer from a teacup while driving a mini down the M1 and listening to Dire Straits “I Want My MTV/Money For Nothing”…all we know is he’s called The Stig…”ster”! YEEEEEEHAAWWWWWWWW!
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soda252 commented on this article
Monday October 26, 2009 at 6:18 pm
When is Top Gear back in 2009?
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berga commented on this article
Wednesday October 28, 2009 at 4:14 am
Krummelure (80th comment) please refrain from insulting great tv in the English language until you have an appropriate grasp of how it works. Cheers
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St001DreamPoliceGirl commented on this article
Wednesday October 28, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Blah….Blah! Hey, why R the comments 0-zeroed out? We don’t count anymore…is that it?!
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St001DreamPoliceGirl commented on this article
Wednesday October 28, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Holy cow….the counts back! What is Count Stigula doing for Halloween? I hope getting arrested again…for taking his mask off maybe? Take your mask off…oh, you already took it off??!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!
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Stigs African Cousin commented on this article
Wednesday October 28, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Hi I talked to Stig about his incident and he said he got arrested for punching a horse in the face and then he took a swim in the river so he got arrested and one more thing…
WOO HOO 91st COMMENT!
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HillsOfDonegal commented on this article
Tuesday November 10, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Ah that stig……..
Can’t believe I never heard about that for soooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooolong!! !!!:O:O:O
Suppose Donegal is always seen as a seaprate country by anyone with anything to do with our TERRIBLE government!:S
P.S.
THE DONEGAL INTERNATIONAL RALLY ROCKS!!!!!!!!
Always has, always will.
Even when The Mount Errigal was still The Ballyraine. Good times.
P.P.S.
Ever think about doing something in Donegal? On Rally Weekend? In Ireland at all?
??????
Suppose the worlds worst kept roads being located here doesn’t help…………
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HillsOfDonegal commented on this article
Tuesday November 10, 2009 at 10:43 pm
And I don’t mean just TG Live/Not leaving Dublin?Not going further north than O’Connell Street………..
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ob1 commented on this article
Thursday November 12, 2009 at 6:51 pm
with the irish law he will get off wit it
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argosrswipes commented on this article
Friday December 4, 2009 at 9:45 am
Let’s hope the stigma of this unfortunate incident doesn’t affect his career like the last traffic incident involving a minor celeb.
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The Teenage Stig commented on this article
Saturday December 12, 2009 at 3:40 am
Oh come on… it was just a stunt! As if the policeman would book someone who’s got like 3 cameras around him! Plus, by law they have to identify someone they arrest obviously for their reports!
The Stig is too good to be arrested anyway! =P
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Astondb9 commented on this article
Tuesday April 17, 2012 at 4:30 am
turns out that a hairy biker had a swan on his leather jacket, so the light bulb went off in stiggy’s head “hey! two for two!” Sadly, the biker was near the river.
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