James: a one-buttock kind of bloke

Posted by Sam Philip at 3:15 pm on Monday October 19, 2009

James MayIn the new issue of Radio Times, you can read a big juicy interview with James May. Right after the feature about monkeys learning to crack nuts, and the advert for Bovril.

Happily coinciding with the first episode in the new series of James May’s Toy Stories, which airs next Tuesday at 8pm on BBC2, the interview sees Captain Slow discussing – with trademark thoughtfulness – subjects as diverse as Meccano, Bach and being ‘a one-buttock kind of bloke’.

“Blokiness, in the last 20 years, has come to mean a sort of supposedly endearing hopelessness,” says James, “and I think blokes are doing themselves a bit of a disservice. Because I think the point of being a man is that you’re supposed to be dependable and you should be able to have a go at anything. And that includes things we have now decided are on the girly side, like cooking or reading the poetry of WB Yeats.”

From the confines of his now-demolished Lego house, James also discusses his little-known part-time job: presenting a specialist interest show called ‘Top Gear’.

“People have got this idea that we live in a big house together, with half of it burnt down and a lot of cars on the drive,” James explains. “It isn’t quite like that. We have a good time, but I wouldn’t want to be stuck on a desert island with them [Jeremy and Richard].”

And the ‘one-buttock kind of bloke’ comment? You’ll have to buy a copy of Radio Times to find out. Unless you live outside the UK, in which case it shall remain a mystery for all eternity, like how planes stay in the air or why the Stig has an Albanian passport. Sorry.

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  1. Lorraine said...
    Monday October 19, 2009 at 3:54 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Looking forward to Top Toys being aired. Wonders if the Button statement has something to do with the Lego Loo? Loved the mini clip that was shown to get the interest for the show, that shower looked mighty cold James.

  2. dave said...
    Monday October 19, 2009 at 4:20 pm Link to comment Report comment

    are we sure its tuesday 20th at 8pm? its not on the telly guide. dont wanna miss it now do i

  3. Q said...
    Monday October 19, 2009 at 4:42 pm Link to comment Report comment

    im out of the UK! damn it! haha

  4. Trish said...
    Monday October 19, 2009 at 5:04 pm Link to comment Report comment

    More of this stuff needs to migrate to Canada, I would love to see it, but never get the chance, unless it is posted on youtube.

  5. Rob said...
    Monday October 19, 2009 at 5:06 pm Link to comment Report comment

    For anyone wondering, it’s actually next Tuesday, the 27th.

  6. Anonymous said...
    Monday October 19, 2009 at 5:27 pm Link to comment Report comment

    listings say it’s on 27/10/2009 at 20:00

  7. capra said...
    Monday October 19, 2009 at 8:58 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Fortunately those of us outside the UK have friends *in* the UK who can buy it for us. *cackle*

  8. Evan (Mr. Nice) said...
    Monday October 19, 2009 at 10:43 pm Link to comment Report comment

    What? Airplanes don’t stay in the air because of the Bernoulli effect?

  9. ej0523 said...
    Monday October 19, 2009 at 11:23 pm Link to comment Report comment

    The Stig has an Albanian Passport lol. I am Albanian and the Stig would not last five minutes in an Albanian road. For example imagine Italian drivers who are angry and armed all the time and on top of everything there is no such things like police of regulations. Anything goes that is if you do not disappear the moment you get out of the airplane.

  10. Af said...
    Tuesday October 20, 2009 at 10:39 am Link to comment Report comment

    Damn its gonna remain a mystery for me then!!!
    Though can’t wait to see Jame’s new show on the beeb next week!!

  11. rach said...
    Tuesday October 20, 2009 at 12:22 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Can’t wait to see it.

  12. pigeon said...
    Tuesday October 20, 2009 at 2:45 pm Link to comment Report comment

    ha, i don’t live in the UK, but it won’t remain a mystery for all eternity…no for me, anyway . :D

  13. funnylookinnut said...
    Tuesday October 20, 2009 at 3:41 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I’m in the U.S. What’s one more mystery? we have so many. Though i bet it could be sorted out, with a little thought…..

    In fact, I think i have it. Look at it this way: James, being a gentleman was trying to convey a thought in a gentlemanly way…….

  14. Fall said...
    Tuesday October 20, 2009 at 3:52 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I’ve been looking forward to this series since I saw James’s garden at Chelsea way back in May. The good Captain should be very proud of what he and his army of helpers have achieved.
    NB wow a Chelsea Flower Show/Top Gear crossover audience,who’ed have thought it!

  15. Danieru Lynx said...
    Tuesday October 20, 2009 at 5:04 pm Link to comment Report comment

    @ ej0523: You forget though, the Stig can catch squirrels with both hind legs tied behind his back. I’m sure he’d be fine, ;)

  16. iamshep said...
    Wednesday October 21, 2009 at 3:49 am Link to comment Report comment

    As anyone able to provide a written itinerary of the Vietnam special, Series 12 Episode 8. Heading over to Vientam next year and want to get an idea to the areas and locations they travlled to.

    Cheers

  17. mediocretraveller said...
    Wednesday October 21, 2009 at 4:46 am Link to comment Report comment

    Times lke this when being an expat in Indonesia sucks ……

  18. danny said...
    Wednesday October 21, 2009 at 10:16 am Link to comment Report comment

    it shall remain a mystery to me as well … not happy about it

  19. JezzaFordGT40 said...
    Wednesday October 21, 2009 at 11:13 am Link to comment Report comment

    Cant wait for this series. yes, I think that the said “comment” could be to do with the lego house!James is gorgeous!

  20. kooltigger85 said...
    Wednesday October 21, 2009 at 1:42 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Definitely cannot wait for the Toy Series – and the new series of Top Gear – and Top Gear Live :D

  21. Star001'YotaGirl said...
    Wednesday October 21, 2009 at 4:52 pm Link to comment Report comment

    See…I left out the TO in Toy…Ota! “Captain Slow”,you ain’t no Toy Boy! Watch the PLAY on words bloke!

  22. Star001'YotaGirl said...
    Thursday October 22, 2009 at 6:18 pm Link to comment Report comment

    What R U talking about James?

  23. J4KE H4M said...
    Thursday October 22, 2009 at 9:22 pm Link to comment Report comment

    if u live out side of the uk, “one buttock kind of bloke” will not remain a mystery 4 all eternity, as I shall reveal 2 the world what it means. (if & when i read the raidio times.)

  24. unadith said...
    Friday October 23, 2009 at 10:13 am Link to comment Report comment

    I don’t live in the UK either but maybe I can find it in the Internation Magazine Store, they have tons of foreign magazines :)

  25. unadith said...
    Tuesday October 27, 2009 at 11:34 am Link to comment Report comment

    Got a copy, tonight I’m going to read it and then I’ll watch the new series and then I’ll read it again, hihihhi

  26. Stigs African Cousin said...
    Wednesday October 28, 2009 at 10:58 pm Link to comment Report comment

    James May’s Toy Stories is good comment and say if you like it or not.

  27. The Stig said...
    Sunday November 1, 2009 at 12:20 am Link to comment Report comment

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