Stig: spotted in Amsterdam

StigFollowing last week’s SENSATIONAL ARREST in Dublin, is the Stig now on the run from the police?

Our tame racing driver was spotted yesterday piloting a boat down a canal in Amsterdam, a city which, coincidentally, is included on this year’s Top Gear Live world tour for the first time.

“I had no idea that it was even possible to oversteer a barge,” said one astounded onlooker with a slightly amusing accent. “The tyre smoke was somewhat inexplicable, also. I mean, do barges even have tyres?”

After alighting from his commandeered vessel, the Stig made his getaway in a bright orange Spyker and was last spotted heading in the direction of Holland’s largest clog factory.

StigDutch police refused to comment on whether the Stig was now being treated as a international fugitive, but did confirm that an unidentified white-suited man was wanted for questioning in connection with an incident involving an Edam cheese warehouse.

Rumours that Stig’s law-bending European tour is nothing more than a blatant stunt to drum up publicity for Top Gear Live have been vehemently denied.

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The bmw m1 and x6 are beautiful
Sorry James you are boring (k slow

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Great, can’t wait for it. Now i’m going to buy tickets…

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The stig can powerslide anything !

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hello top gear
I think you should invite my girlfrend to drive around your track. It would be so funny & Scary

yours hopefully

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omg, he sailed past my HOUSE!

TG, why did you have to choose to do this stunt when I’m on holiday in Brackley?

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Stig : In Amsterdam, what ever he was on, i’ll have some…

How about organising the largest gathering of stigs in one place????? spot the real stiggy….. What about that for a Guinness World Record???????

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i got a stig soap!
i love stig
there are also the stig cake in the tesco^^

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I can’t wait for top gear to start again! Come to Portugal and drink Porto wine and eat good food and enjoy the nice views that we have while u do a challenge across Portugal.

I want a Stig Cake! :D

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Hey Stiggy…be sure to set your clock back an hour this coming weekend or you will be an hour late for work like I was last year! Ha…ha….

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topgear whenn is it on bbc2 please

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Come’on stiggy, get in there!!!!
i can’t belive he was Amsterdam!

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waiting stigless to get out of the closet as a TopGearJunkie

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stig is the best

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its about time u did some real british cars on the show and why don,t u do some real daring stuff can u please tell me who the real stig is because all i keep hearing is its this person and that and it is realy getting on my nerves i think it is nigel mansel please tell me if im right thanks graham

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u r wrong. there is more than one stig but they may be called the same. stig is col dont dss him. cant wait 2 the new series good luck 15th 2 days to go too too too long

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I Wonder if the Stig had any thing to do with wrap up the speed camera’s in giftpaper! This would a very nice action from the stig for us , a specialy during the exspensive holliday season. (see photo’s:
http://www.telegraaf.nl/b innenland/5489904/__Tient allen_flitspalen_verpakt_ _.html?p=8,2)

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Why that hate to America???

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ooh is this another stig conspiracy i luv them

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can’t wait for new series someone please tell me when it starts

also where do u tink he will show up next?

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