Following last week’s SENSATIONAL ARREST in Dublin, is the Stig now on the run from the police?
Our tame racing driver was spotted yesterday piloting a boat down a canal in Amsterdam, a city which, coincidentally, is included on this year’s Top Gear Live world tour for the first time.
“I had no idea that it was even possible to oversteer a barge,” said one astounded onlooker with a slightly amusing accent. “The tyre smoke was somewhat inexplicable, also. I mean, do barges even have tyres?”
After alighting from his commandeered vessel, the Stig made his getaway in a bright orange Spyker and was last spotted heading in the direction of Holland’s largest clog factory.
Dutch police refused to comment on whether the Stig was now being treated as a international fugitive, but did confirm that an unidentified white-suited man was wanted for questioning in connection with an incident involving an Edam cheese warehouse.
Rumours that Stig’s law-bending European tour is nothing more than a blatant stunt to drum up publicity for Top Gear Live have been vehemently denied.
First Comment! – anyway WHEN IS TOP GEAR LIVE GOING TO US (sigh) please soon top gear
Hahaha… brilliant!
Go Stig!
Geniaal gewoon
brillian
top gear live will never go to the US.
clarkson hates america.
its a good thing.
some uninmagenative over weight ideas man will proberly come up with “top gear america” anyway.
Echt Gruwelijk dat ze naar Nederland komen!
Very cool
come to Malaysia topgear! i know u hate the cars, and so do i…they are absolute sh*t…..please come with some nice cars to liven up our day, u could do a cheap car challege (get accross malaysia for 1000 quid, or RM5000) PLEASE!
p.s. give the so called ‘Topgear Malaysia’ magazine people a talking to because to be honest it is an embarressment to the TG reputation! i mean all they do is take old articals from the british one, and add on a few of their own ones which are misspelt and rubbish!
HELP US!
Yes! I already got Gold Tickets to this show.
Can’t wait for it
the stig can’t stay here in the netherlands
there are to much rules
65 mp/h on a highway
30 mp/h in a town
and the other thousands of rules
Run Stig!
I am going…
its gonna rule
to tg live sorry
Oh! Now the Stig is an International Man of tame racing car espionage!I mean….tame man of racing car espionage. Let’s call Interpol and get “Mini Me” after him!
Nah….luv u Stiggy! On Top Gear, we already know that we have “Captain Slow”, now let’s give the Stig a new name….”Major Slippery”…how’s that?
Some say that he is the greatest fugitive in the world and that he only like to drive shiny cars… all we know he’s called the Stig.
never mind the USA, canada!!
bring that tour to canada guys
Rumor has it Stig was seen with George W Bush
Stig likes wacky tabacky!
G. Bush? Oh no….say it ain’t so! It would ruin the Stig’s image even more than it already is!
Some say “Major Slippery”, aka the Stig, has a windshield wiping job in Chicago, on the side, to suppliment his meager earnings that he makes at Top Gear….ha….ha……
i challenge the stig………
the stig goes to amsterdam and of all things, he goes boat drifting?? bet someone stoped by a coffeshop prior to that idea
Fast ‘N Furious 3: Amsterdam Drift. Go Stig!
what the hell? B)
But he’s allergic to the Dutch!
Stiggy, for your own sake, get the hell outta there!
when? where will they be? where can i buy tickets pleaseeeee someone tell me ??
when are you back on tv and not on dave
Stigg is Hardcore !!!
Kak poes julle hond poese
The Dutch are such likeable pervs, they probably thought he was a giant dildo.
there already was a topgear america except they axed it didn’t they?
So great and cool
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TopGear come to the U.S.. We are not all obese sweaty men who bring a cooler full of fried chicken everywhere. We will open our arms to a full blown loud(clarkson like) welcome!!
It’s been rumored that the Stig has the ear of the U.S. President. By the way, I hope you guys bring the show on a U.S. tour! That way, we US Top Gear fans can come out of our closets and give you guys a proper welcome!
GO STIG! He’s so brilliant that he’s getting away with this, I’m surprised they haven’t tried to take off his helmet!
When is Top gear coming back????
Yeah! come to Malaysia!. why not, we had Proton – those own Lotus and Sepang circuit! :p
Ask for petronas to do the live in top of their twin tower. make a record!
Anyway..
Do the Stig stinky? Since he never open his suit.
I bet he is super stinks. lol
Top Gear Live needs to come to America. Skip the south if you don’t want to get more rocks thrown at you, just come to the northwest. It’s not at all like Alabama up here.
You go Stig! you’re the man –> hairless and all
a right old condom
Good to see you on BBC! –> now i won’t miss the weekly show –> so entertaining –> thank you for making things so down to earth …….. enjoy the moves tremendously!!!
@Sambawacki
Top Gear is coming back on this November 15th, so only 24 days left
i cant wait for it its going to be absolutely amazing SPEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD
Haha the Stig’s pioneering for TopGear now? I assure you, Amsterdam is more than the two things it’s famous for! It has nice streets, funny lights around Christmas, and you can have pretty much any vehicle there.
Zhan…they tried and the idea was DOA due to the sub-par comedic talent they tried to get. Plus Obama would criticize them for being unpatriotic! But Top Gear Live really needs to come to the US…the gang has already done a number of “educational” films here….and pissed off lots of rednecks.
“Major Slippery” aka The Stig does need to fly over the pond and come visit the US….however, the ultra-liberal administration in charge of Washington will probably vow to make him utter “politically correct” spin, unless, of course he makes an appearance on Fox News! I don’t want to watch a politically correct Stig or Top Gear! Enough already! Let me fly over to Britain and see the show…what do ya think?
oh please Sam Philip spare us the brouhaha.. and tell me when series 14 kicks off instead !
ps. he was obviously there to rob the sensi seed bank, sample the cakes and tip smartsters ..
pps.. I recomend trying the cake bit b4 you scrible down the plot for the follow up.. who knows it might even turn out to be funny ??
luv
sam
ha ha lol love it
when are top gear coming to Norway;D
RUN STIG – RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Comment 35 – I know yeah!! Was thinking the exact same thing 
It is doubtful whether or not he will make it to the border…
See you at the Top Gear Live show in Amsterdam!
Leipe Shit ouwe! Stig Rocks!
The bmw m1 and x6 are beautiful
Sorry James you are boring (k slow
Great, can’t wait for it. Now i’m going to buy tickets…
The stig can powerslide anything !
I’ve spotted this amazing dragrace http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=LTm8alJ4bFM&feature =player_profilepage#
hello top gear
I think you should invite my girlfrend to drive around your track. It would be so funny & Scary
yours hopefully
omg, he sailed past my HOUSE!
TG, why did you have to choose to do this stunt when I’m on holiday in Brackley?
Stig : In Amsterdam, what ever he was on, i’ll have some…
How about organising the largest gathering of stigs in one place????? spot the real stiggy….. What about that for a Guinness World Record???????
i got a stig soap!
i love stig
there are also the stig cake in the tesco^^
I can’t wait for top gear to start again! Come to Portugal and drink Porto wine and eat good food and enjoy the nice views that we have while u do a challenge across Portugal.
I want a Stig Cake!
Hey Stiggy…be sure to set your clock back an hour this coming weekend or you will be an hour late for work like I was last year! Ha…ha….
topgear whenn is it on bbc2 please
Come’on stiggy, get in there!!!!
i can’t belive he was Amsterdam!
waiting stigless to get out of the closet as a TopGearJunkie
stig is the best
its about time u did some real british cars on the show and why don,t u do some real daring stuff can u please tell me who the real stig is because all i keep hearing is its this person and that and it is realy getting on my nerves i think it is nigel mansel please tell me if im right thanks graham
u r wrong. there is more than one stig but they may be called the same. stig is col dont dss him. cant wait 2 the new series good luck 15th 2 days to go too too too long