Poll: better than new TG?

Posted by Jamie Hibbard at 5:20 pm on Monday November 16, 2009

Top Gear is back on your telly from 9pm on Sunday nights, but is there anything to beat it? It’s one of life’s eternal questions, so let us know what you think…

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  1. William Hook said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 5:29 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Clarkson for PM! :D

  2. SPni said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 5:30 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I’d say a date with Megan Fox. Only if it was followed up with some sexy time with her though. Otherwise it would be the £45 Million.

  3. Pete said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 5:34 pm Link to comment Report comment

    With 45 million squids at my disposal I could be a part owner of Top Gear and get half the other options as well.

  4. TeKK said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 5:38 pm Link to comment Report comment

    How can you take £45 million when driving lessons from the Stig are on the table?!

    No contest really!

  5. James May's Hair said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 5:39 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Only thing better would be the Dacia Sandero being up for sale in the UK

  6. The Mauritian Stig said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 5:49 pm Link to comment Report comment

    … getting The Stig to bark.

  7. ozgirlhants said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 5:55 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Funny, didn’t notice the lottery win, just dithered between James for dinner and Stig driving lessons!

  8. a said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 5:56 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Nothing compare’s to TG only F1 for me….

  9. I only said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 5:56 pm Link to comment Report comment

    A response from the TG producer. Manners cost nothing.

  10. DD TG Fan said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 6:06 pm Link to comment Report comment

    suprise suprise the money comes out on top (although tbf i did vote for the money!)

  11. Dacia Stalkero said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 6:09 pm Link to comment Report comment

    So umm we actually GET James for dinner….? Mind you he’s got to be available for less than £45mill right….?

  12. Amitiel said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 6:13 pm Link to comment Report comment

    YES: it actually being on my telly >_< why do I live outside the UK? But, uhm, I'd probably.. .. ..driving lessons from the Stig! ..or dinner with James.. Can I vote twice? :P

  13. Musashi said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 6:16 pm Link to comment Report comment

    If Clarkson became Primeminister, we’d get most of those!

  14. moot said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 6:18 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I vote ale, pies and james may

  15. monkeywalker said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 6:27 pm Link to comment Report comment

    the money, but only because i could then buy many exotic cars with which to drive to top gear and fund more top gear programming and then go on a massive quest to drive all the awesome roads top gear has shown us.

  16. wylde1 said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 6:29 pm Link to comment Report comment

    with 45 mil, you could get a date with Meghan Fox, get Stig driving lessons, and mabye even get Jeremy into office

  17. Yurbles said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 6:31 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Obviously getting Hamster’s phone number :3 well, either that or having James round

  18. St001DreamPoliceGirl said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 6:36 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I would say the “Clark-ster” for PM…James May for US president in 2012, or the “Ham-ster”. If you don’t want it (US president) send Daniel Hannon over….haaaaaa haaaaaa! Anything would beat the tire dressing out of what we have now!!!!!

  19. Bobs said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 6:48 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Why do you always do this to us!? A poll full of do many good options I can’t choose, have to pick driving lessons from The Stig!

  20. DJ05 said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 6:51 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Definately the 45 million quid. Then I could buy the two Fezza 458s with still some change to pay the Stig for some track lessons followed by May coming round for dinner (probably with Miss Fox too) where he’d give me Hammond’s phone number, and we’d begin the campaign to get Clarkson for PM. Then, when Clarkson comes to power, petrol will be free anyway! I only need one thing, and the rest just falls into place!

  21. westers said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 6:52 pm Link to comment Report comment

    if clarkson and co read this, i’d like to challenge u in the reasonably priced car. with a few practice laps, i reckon i could match ure lap times. what u think boys?

  22. St001DreamPoliceGirl said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 6:52 pm Link to comment Report comment

    C’mon over here(US) all you nerdy nerds of Top Gear…..you can’t do any worse than has already been done and being done…lube up this world economy! We don’t have much of a choice to choose from, speaking of candidates, that is. Does the Stig have any political aspirations? I want Oliver North to run for pres but everyone says he’s to “Gung Ho” ex-Marine to run our country…Why?…I don’t know! We need a “Ronald Reagan”-type for pres and an “Oliver North”-type for vice-pres…know anybody?

  23. Gerberette said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 7:00 pm Link to comment Report comment

    If I won the lottery I could buy my own petrol and Ferrari, which would randomly dial Hammond’s phone number so I could invite him and May to dinner during which they would agree to fix me up on a date with Clarkson for driving lessons in a persian blue Lotus Evora (proper manual, plz – no flappy paddles on my date!). Stig for Prime Minister! (Is that too much to ask for?)

  24. Supreme_Being said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 7:07 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Don’t be silly, there’s nothing.

  25. raj said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 7:07 pm Link to comment Report comment

    date with megan fox!!!!!!!!!!!:)

  26. Martina said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 7:12 pm Link to comment Report comment

    James, your dinner is getting cold!

  27. Martin said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 7:13 pm Link to comment Report comment

    @St001DreamPoliceGirl

    It’s your fault the economy collapsed!

  28. LadyStig said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 7:19 pm Link to comment Report comment

    …..
    …..
    …..
    Why would I want so much money if I can watch TG for ever?
    …..
    …..
    …..

  29. Deano said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 7:20 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I would probably take a date with Megan Fox.

  30. hi said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 7:23 pm Link to comment Report comment

    aw weres given an aston martin

  31. Oldbmw7series owner. said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 7:27 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Own up …. who put stig in the pilots seat of that helicopter (15/11/2009).

    That was an act of pure genius.

    Send him to afganistan to help our boys i say!!

  32. The_Monk said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 7:30 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Only by defualt though. I’m a fan of Top Gear for life but last night’s episode was the worst episode I’ve ever seen.

    I’d have May around for dinner though.

  33. Zarina said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 7:31 pm Link to comment Report comment

    James yr steak’s ready sweetie!x

  34. LindenChase said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 8:17 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I’m a practical girl. With 45,5 million I could simply buy around four or five of the items on the list and probably several more. I could likely even get Jamie Oliver to prepare the dinner James will have with me in return for that Fezza he fancies. ;-)

  35. Eliza said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 8:30 pm Link to comment Report comment

    If i had that amount of money i could buy into Top Gear for a few episodes at least and get front row seats, and after that i’d be poor but happy!

  36. phyliss said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 8:54 pm Link to comment Report comment

    trick question!
    the stig is actually megan fox

  37. expressturtle said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 9:34 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Winning the lottery, then i’d buy 3 ferrari 458’s, Petrol prices wouldn’t really be a problem with that money, win over Megan Fox by saying i’m rich, pay for driving lessons from The Stig etc.

    Jeremy will be prime minister soon anyway. ;)

  38. Singhy said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 9:53 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Really, we can only vote for the money or Clarkson as PM. Why? Because if Clarkson becomes PM, then TG will be the only programme on telly. If you win the £45.5m you could make your own TG…maybe even pay the presenters too, although I suspect Clarkson earns more than £45.5m…
    A date with Megan Fox wouldn’t be bad…any chance of that being arranged Megan?

  39. catersam said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 9:53 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Got to be the 45 million quid – you could then buy everything else on the list, and buy jezza a nice peerage.

  40. Mikeado said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 10:27 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Gotta be the £45.5m. I could buy any supercar I want then, plus a massive home cinema to watch TG HD with. And buy Stig lessons. I’m not really interested in Megan Fox, nuthin special.

  41. Justanotherfan said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 10:44 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Only, and only, the date with MEGAN FOX

  42. Af said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 10:49 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Jezza for PM!!!!!

  43. henry said...
    Monday November 16, 2009 at 11:03 pm Link to comment Report comment

    to dream police girl- what we precisely DONT need it ronald regan, the (republican) man who put us into a 3 billion dolalr debt. which was the largest debt in us history until george bush (republican) came along and put us into a 10 trillion dollar debt. no, obama is the man with a plan right now.

  44. not so avid viewer said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 2:01 am Link to comment Report comment

    what a load of overrated shite, you guys need to pull your finger out.

  45. Ida said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 2:31 am Link to comment Report comment

    First episode of season 14 was brilliant. Classic Top Gear!
    But this time around I think they could have been a bit nicer to poor James… Even though it made me laugh

  46. Holdaro said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 4:13 am Link to comment Report comment

    The money. But only so you could make your own TG.

  47. adixro said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 8:01 am Link to comment Report comment

    i saw that some people voted for one ferrari, why would you do that when you can choose 2 ferrari, one to drive all day ant the other to drive after you wrecked the first one :)

  48. J4KE H4M said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 8:52 am Link to comment Report comment

    Jezza 4 pm! no i changed my mind! ill take the 45million. with that id buy a fezza california & a f430 scud spyder. 458 is ugly. i could date some one hot insead of meagan fox & still have enough to be part owner of top gear! & bribe the govenrnment so that jezza becomes an mp. then PM.

  49. jezza4pm! said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 10:13 am Link to comment Report comment

    I want jezza to be the PM, but I’d rather have the lottery money~~~

  50. candygirl said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 10:19 am Link to comment Report comment

    The Hamster’s phone number – no contest.That cheeky smile and those beautiful big brown eyes…

  51. INCEPTION said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 10:21 am Link to comment Report comment

    I want HP Baxxter from SCOOTER in the show! He’s a petrol head. Oh and Matt Damon too :D

  52. Phizinza said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 10:22 am Link to comment Report comment

    Where is the option “sex”? Other then that, can’t think of anything. Maybe having sex while watching the new season?

  53. Leviman said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 10:31 am Link to comment Report comment

    I would love to discuss with May about his idiotic misconceptions of the Beetle, over dinner or not. But 45mil is pretty hard to resist.

  54. Jimmie said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 10:53 am Link to comment Report comment

    I voted clarkson for pm trusting he will grant his loyal voters all the other options to me WHEN hé comes to power, and he will for sure. Long live King jezza and his two loyal proteges Sir hamster and Sir slow!

  55. Charlotte91 said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 11:26 am Link to comment Report comment

    getting hammond phone number obviously!

  56. unadith said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 11:40 am Link to comment Report comment

    God, this is so difficult. What about a lunch with Jezza, dinner with James and then the rest of the night partying with Hammond ; ) That’ll be perfect.

  57. JezzaFordGT40 said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 11:48 am Link to comment Report comment

    James coming round ger dinner!(sigh!)stuff of dreams.but dreams dont come true do they?:(

  58. George86 said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 12:10 pm Link to comment Report comment

    A date with Megan Fox ofcourse!!

  59. Irene said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 12:10 pm Link to comment Report comment

    That was sooooo cool.
    Nothing could be better.

  60. mahmoud said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 12:14 pm Link to comment Report comment

    jezza for pm

  61. m.r. said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 12:21 pm Link to comment Report comment

    with the money you could buy the cars, pay the stig for driving lessons, buy some diamonds so megan fox go out with you and support jezza for pm

  62. Steve said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 12:27 pm Link to comment Report comment

    45 million, no question. That way I could:

    - Buy a date with Megan Fox.
    - Pay to start Clarksons political campaign.
    - Pay for petrol for a year (just about).
    - Buy a Ferrari 458 (or two)(or another supercar)

    And maybe, just maybe, I could buy myself a place at the top of the list to see Top Gear get filmed!

  63. LightSpeed 182 said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 1:00 pm Link to comment Report comment

    45 mil of course! could get all that stuff with the money..i’ll be broke but it’s worth it…

    oh yeah also,
    St001DreamPoliceGirl you a red stater?

    i don’t really like red staters who come at the british people and HEY COME TO AMERICA BECAUSE WE”RE RICHER WE BEAT THE RECESSION BEFORE EVERYBODY AND IF YOU VOTE FOR REPUBLICAN WE WILL GIVE YU MONEY YAYYY!!! Do that in your own country and Australia and most part’s of europe and asia and maybe a few parts of america are recovering from the recession.

    that’s also why i want 45 mil,it helps with the recession

  64. Another Gear said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 1:04 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Jeremy for PM, even though i’m not from britain xD

  65. petrol head said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 1:48 pm Link to comment Report comment

    gimme 45.5 mil. second best thing. clarkson pm.

  66. Bob said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 2:33 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I’d love to meet James, and the 45mil in the lottery would buy a lot of driving lessons. But lessons from the Stig? That’s a gift that keeps on giving.

  67. kimr120 said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 2:37 pm Link to comment Report comment

    winning money is everyones dream!

  68. mvforza said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 3:26 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Only winning the lottery. That way I could drive all those cars myself! Otherwise… Clarkson for PM!!!

  69. CyleR said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 4:13 pm Link to comment Report comment

    i would wan the 45 mill..
    then i donate to TG and they start a new
    season lolz..its a nice show to watch wish they were shown daily =X

    but i alr choose the stig driving lesson…
    just though of donating to TG to start a new series hahas

  70. Fall said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 4:37 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Chicken tikka bhuna alright for you James.:)

  71. Vie said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 4:53 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Having May come around for dinner, he looks tasty.

    Er, I mean, he looks like an interesting disputant. Yes, that will do.

  72. Drago said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 5:06 pm Link to comment Report comment

    CLARKSON for PM. He would get my vote. I voted for the money so I could buy a bunch of cars.

  73. Anonymous said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 5:27 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Obviously Hammond’s number. :D
    At least it wouldn’t really end, like some of the others would do.

  74. 3rdObstacle said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 5:33 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Yeah… 45.5 MILLION would let me buy the stupid show… so I could have best of both worlds!

  75. sonic boom said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 5:43 pm Link to comment Report comment

    ..or.. all of the above… except hammonds number,(0750 8676087 :D ) or having may giving detailed instructions on how to build a bridge out of your spaghetti dinner…

    and clarckson for PM ??? now there’s a scary thought… court jezzter perhaps !

  76. I2uuf said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 5:48 pm Link to comment Report comment

    All the other options, except Megan :D and Clarkson as a minister can be accomplished with 45,5 mil! :D

  77. sonic boom said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 5:49 pm Link to comment Report comment

    ps. all americans are mentally challenged and brits smell of sausage !

  78. mr_josh said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 5:55 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I’d take the driving lessons with the idea that we’d be driving a speedy car on the Top Gear test track. If we’re just in a Suzuki in someone’s neighborhood, I’ll take the money.

  79. batgirllovestopgear said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 5:58 pm Link to comment Report comment

    The money! It’s the logical way to do it :)

  80. Tombstone said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 6:06 pm Link to comment Report comment

    ferraris? No, they’re cars for idiots.

    A McLaren MP4-12C on the other hand, would be most welcome.

  81. evdaleg said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 6:11 pm Link to comment Report comment

    yo teKK what you on?lessons from da stig or 45.5 mill?45.5 mill could buy u top gear

  82. Scribbleink said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 6:34 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Top Gear back on BBC America.

  83. Sam_C said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 6:40 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I voted for May to come and have dinner; pie and chipsof course. none of that foreign rubbish! As long as he doesnt park his panda outside :S bring your bentley T2 please. if it will make it from Hammersmith to Northamptonshire!

  84. bugatti said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 6:43 pm Link to comment Report comment

    James, what do you prefer for dessert?

  85. Rawr:) said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 6:44 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Hamster’s number odviously, its a no brainer.

  86. Paul said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 6:49 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Clarkson for PM, Stig for Transport Secretary, May as Culture Secretary, Hammond as Defence Secretary.

  87. jc said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 7:09 pm Link to comment Report comment

    go for PM

  88. anonymous .... said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 7:53 pm Link to comment Report comment

    VOTE FOR PRIME MINISTER CLARKSON !!!!!
    OH AND OF COURSE THE HAMSTERS NUMBER !!!
    XXXX

  89. hamster luva !! said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 7:55 pm Link to comment Report comment

    DUH !! hammonds number !!
    u wud b blind not 2 want that !!!
    luv u richard !!

  90. anonymous ... said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 7:58 pm Link to comment Report comment

    xxx

  91. TG 4eva said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 8:26 pm Link to comment Report comment

    45.5m wouldn’t be bad, but I think it would have to be Hammond’s number!
    ..It would make me happier!

  92. HIFUNGO said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 8:27 pm Link to comment Report comment

    DRIVING LESSONS FROM THE STIG

  93. Luke said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 8:52 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Clearly James May round for dinner, get stupidly drunk and talk about the war. lol

  94. AnzK said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 8:52 pm Link to comment Report comment

    not on the list but…
    Dacia Sandero 1.6 in biege-y green-y colour

  95. Elari said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 8:55 pm Link to comment Report comment

    The 45 million would be great.Then i can get a aston martin and do my own power slides :D

  96. kingrocky said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 9:03 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Everyone is always after moeny.

  97. kingrocky said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 9:04 pm Link to comment Report comment

    There is nothing better than TG. TG ROCKS!!!

  98. stonre said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 9:11 pm Link to comment Report comment

    clarkson M P he will be the best

  99. bob said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 9:22 pm Link to comment Report comment

    with racing lessons from the stig , i would easily make that 45.5m from winning F1 championships . win

  100. JoshWa said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 9:39 pm Link to comment Report comment

    May coming round for dinner. Nothings better than that, apart from being given maybe 3 458 italias. otherwise it’s unbeatable

  101. suggsygirl said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 9:56 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I am saddened that you have May and Hammond options but not say, for example, a moonlight drive with Jeremy in an Aston Martin; the curve of his bicep as he changes gear, the flex of his thigh as he works the clutch – followed by a five star hotel room and some alone time… *mind wanders off*

    I seem to have got carried away but I hope I’ve made my point :-)

  102. Ilovetg said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 10:47 pm Link to comment Report comment

    i thought getting hammonds phone number would be way higher cos how can you resist??? him apart from if your a man

  103. hall said...
    Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 10:52 pm Link to comment Report comment

    nitro circus!!!!!!

  104. Anonymous said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 1:59 am Link to comment Report comment

    If the date was with Scarlett Johnson i would definitely choose it but in hte given situation the 45 million are going to do this job :d

  105. TheStig2345 said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 4:37 am Link to comment Report comment

    Dear top gear,
    I hope this season the best season ever and i am a big fan i am only 13yrs old and my name is Jacob Swope and i you Jeremy clarkson and Hammond are so awesome and i hope that you guys are the best and i wish i could be on the show but i can’t because my mom won’t let me and i just hope you guys make this season would be the best season yet

  106. Fiona_500 said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 4:39 am Link to comment Report comment

    Definitely “May coming round for dinner”! Unless you make it “winning £100 million in the Lotto”, then I could bribe May to come round for dinner as well….I would give him a lovely little Fiat Panda and a person to clean it.

  107. TheStig2345 said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 6:39 am Link to comment Report comment

    lols thats funny i would have to go with Being given two Ferrari 458s, Winning £45.5 million on the lottery, A date with Megan Fox, and Driving lessons from the Stig those are the ones i would choose and really wish i could be on the show but i can’t cause im only 13yrs old

  108. Anonymous said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 9:55 am Link to comment Report comment

    Nothing, only TG!

    Look! Monument to the drunkenness after a helm
    http://www.adme.ru/social  /2009/11/16/71631/

  109. in line six said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 11:29 am Link to comment Report comment

    Free Gas for 1 year…

    The price of Gas here in Portugal is hell

  110. burnie said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 12:24 pm Link to comment Report comment

    gordon brown the P.M. is i know, THE STIG,HE IS ALSO,a superb driver.so much for jeremy. Let him stick to university challenge.

  111. Silence said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 1:41 pm Link to comment Report comment

    C’mon!
    If Clarkson was to be Prime Minister we would’ve been given free petrol for whole year, and manufacturing of electric cars would be abolished.
    Therefore, we would be forced to buy Aston Martins ferraris an Lamborghinies

  112. JimminyFixIt said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 1:43 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Waking up to find £1 billion in the bank, cancer has been cured, political correctness has been abolished and Gordon Brown’s term was just a (bad) dream.

    Hmmmmm but I still couldn’t give it up easily.

  113. HeidiL said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 1:48 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Now I’m torn on this, because I’d love to have driving lessons from The Stig, or indeed from any of the gentlemen from Mr Swift’s team who I spoke to in Birmingham.
    Free petrol would be most useful, now I’ve got over the temporary terror of driving caused by some trucks on the way to Birmingham.
    The Ferraris would be nice, but I’d probably flog them and buy a garage and some stuff I really want, like a TR6, a Wolsey Hornet and a Dacia Sandero.
    But if I won the £45.5m on the lottery, I could presumably buy all that *and* get Mr May to come round to my new mansion and cook a fish pie for me to eat while watching the new series of TG.

  114. butternut said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 4:19 pm Link to comment Report comment

    if jeremy clarkson was prime minister he would get rid of most of the MPs and save us a fortune paying their wages. i’d vote him in any day!

  115. One-77 said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 6:15 pm Link to comment Report comment

    A Dacia Sandero.

  116. nathy molz said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 6:38 pm Link to comment Report comment

    STIG FOR PM he would sort the country out good style. th reciesion would end when all british people are forced to sell homes and buy nissan gtrs and every day there is a giant track day for everybody to race along the entire of britains road

  117. carfan said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 7:25 pm Link to comment Report comment

    clarkson for dictator! :)

  118. Nicola___ said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 8:54 pm Link to comment Report comment

    MAY ROUND FOR DINNER! :D
    it was either that or the lottery..
    but c’moooon.
    This is James May, maaaaan. :P

  119. The Cobra said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 10:09 pm Link to comment Report comment

    sorry to put the crappers on but.
    ANYTHING would be better than the top gear i saw! hell, id sooner watch bloody reality telly. the programme has lost its way. its tunred into a low brow, lowest common denominator comedy with cars in it. its forced, its unfunny, its become offensive even to me (and that takes a LOT) and well, its all mucking about, im actually starting to wish for the old “serious” top gear to come back, at least then wed have something abiut, you know MOTOR CARS!
    ive been waching top gear for nto far off 18 years now, and this is the first time iver EVER changed channel to see if theres anything better on. first dr who goes down the pan, now top gear is corpsing fast, what are you playing at over there at the bbc.
    and before anyone thinks! about “flaming”. grow up.

  120. phyliss said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 10:34 pm Link to comment Report comment

    anyone else think that ‘the cobra’ is absolutly mad?

  121. phyliss said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 10:49 pm Link to comment Report comment

    oh yeh and MEGAN FOX :D

  122. Ellie said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 10:53 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Why would you make me choose between May and Hammond?! That’s just cruel!

    (Considering I just got my own car and it’s already costing me a fortune to bloody run on student money, I should probably have gone for free petrol. Sod it, I’ll just beg off my parents, that’s what useless teenagers are meant to do.)

  123. The Cobra said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 11:12 pm Link to comment Report comment

    bloody bonkers phyllis, ill admit to it.
    oh well, varied opinion does at spice to life.
    i just feel that if TG is going to survive in a post watershed environment, it needs to grow up a bit, the kiddies are in bed and the teens are in the pub, so, give us some harcore car! (intake trumpets, wire wheels, supension etc)
    drools.
    perhaps its me with the problem rather than TG, but to my eyes, the BBC is going through something of a bad patch at the moment.

  124. Anonymous said...
    Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 11:54 pm Link to comment Report comment

    So only two people are real petrol heads

  125. Birdy said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 12:29 am Link to comment Report comment

    The only thing better than the new series of Top Gear?

    An old series of Top Gear (except season 13, that was shite!)

  126. Fairy said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 12:33 am Link to comment Report comment

    James May coming round for dinner would be lovely, I would give him Spam, and a Cup of Tea and we could play with Toys. No, I havn’t daydreamed about it now the question’s been put to me *lie* okay, maybe a short daydream.

  127. horsepowerrrrrrr said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 7:38 am Link to comment Report comment

    The lottery of course! Then you could buy quite a few Fezzas, or in my case Lambos.
    Megan Fox is out of the question for me because I’m a girl.

  128. been there done that said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 8:41 am Link to comment Report comment

    stig driving lessons in a Ferrari F1 and the Ferrari FXX….BLISS

  129. the real hamster said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 10:22 am Link to comment Report comment

    clarkson 4 PM!!! ban on sleeping policemen and the motorway wombles

  130. Topgearnut said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 11:09 am Link to comment Report comment

    Hmm…Clarkson for PM or driving lessons from His Stigness?

    Clarkson for PM! :D

  131. brucie kibbultz said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 12:02 pm Link to comment Report comment

    don’t count yourself out no 127 i think megan fox bats for both sides if u know what i mean :}

  132. Shane78 said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 4:52 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Hi Guys,
    Just wanted to congratulate you on a great return show! I loved the the rd trip (tour) to Romania an the banter. Loved the cars especially the Lambo an not the Dacia! Also as big fan of the show I’m wondering could I join you guys sometime or test a car for you? I’m a reformed maniac driver and now drive a diesel merc, 97 c250tdi. I’ve lost my licence 4times since i was 21 but those days are long gone I’m glad to say! Now with the lead up to Christmas I see the local plod are upping there drink drive campaign. I am a hundred percent behind this as I learnt my lession the hard way. I just cant fathom that people will still try it an think they can get away with it. I hope you guys will mention this and try to stamp it out.

    Your friend an fan Shane Lilley

  133. Shane78 said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 4:56 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Just to clarify yes i cant spell! but who cares! TOPGEAR rocks!

  134. St001DreamPoliceGirl said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 5:44 pm Link to comment Report comment

    See what happens when I don’t visit online for a few days?! No…I didn’t cause this reccesion and yes, my state of NC is supposed to be a red state however, it surprisingly turned blue during the 2008 election….I would say it was a fixed election but others say that the 2001 election of Bush Jr. was also fixed so?…..what can you do?…..what can you do? A military coup? Haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa

  135. AmericanRebelGirl said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 5:50 pm Link to comment Report comment

    …..just kidding….this is really aka DreamPoliceGirl…….(not really kidding!)

    Yes James May, I want your telephone number so that I can call you and tell you to get the H–L over here and run for president in 2012! And bring that Lottery money with you…you’ll need it!

  136. St001DreamPoliceGirl said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 6:40 pm Link to comment Report comment

    ….over and out ’till Monday……

  137. TopGearTotty said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 8:27 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Getting Richard Hammonds Number for sure!!!!!!! that would be like a dream for me haha all my friends take the mick out of me because he is all i talk about <3 !! xx

  138. Chris.. said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 8:49 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Driving lessons from the Stig of course

  139. OMG said...
    Thursday November 19, 2009 at 9:27 pm Link to comment Report comment

    It’s obviously JC for Prime Minister, you cant have a better option! Think of what britain can then do! LOL <3

  140. kooltigger85 said...
    Friday November 20, 2009 at 1:07 am Link to comment Report comment

    Get me an evening with James May and I’ll say no more ;)

  141. Speed-Demon said...
    Friday November 20, 2009 at 5:49 am Link to comment Report comment

    well driving lessons from the Stig of course, and while im over there ill visit with clarkson, hammond, and jeremy for a bit.

    but that 45 million sounds great…

  142. Swedish viking said...
    Friday November 20, 2009 at 5:57 am Link to comment Report comment

    I love TG, nothing in TV history beats it, as i live in a underdeveloped country “A.K.A Sweden” we don´t have any good TV-shows and not a single propper “car-show”.
    Keep TG going i´ll trade TG for Volvo if you like and throw in some SAAB aswell for it.

  143. Hill Billy Bob said...
    Friday November 20, 2009 at 6:56 am Link to comment Report comment

    Clarkson for PM would be wonderful. Instead of having only an hour of hilarity, we would get 24 straight hours of utter madness. Heck, perhaps the Brits could get a new empire out of it. I’am sure France won’t mind a bit.

  144. lonely.... said...
    Friday November 20, 2009 at 5:02 pm Link to comment Report comment

    A date with the lovely Megan Fox. ooh yes….

  145. f0cu5_g4ng5t4 said...
    Friday November 20, 2009 at 6:58 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Tbh the really massive shit I had this morning came close to being as satisfying as watching topgear.

  146. Vitu said...
    Saturday November 21, 2009 at 5:26 am Link to comment Report comment

    I might be the only person to notice this, but has that porsche-glass-top-table been power cleaned?? it looks muchhh different than before… and on that bombshell, thank you

  147. aussie chick said...
    Sunday November 22, 2009 at 3:13 am Link to comment Report comment

    I think that Clarkson would do a better job than our PM, First thing to go would be carbon trading.. yay!! Other than that I could do with some of the stigs driving lessons before going fo a lisence

  148. DAN said...
    Sunday November 22, 2009 at 5:44 pm Link to comment Report comment

    EPISOPE 1 of the new series was rubish, super cars driving round european countries has been done far too many times, new ideas are needed

  149. FordMan said...
    Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 11:28 am Link to comment Report comment

    Stig lessons would be my choice. But having May in a dinner explaining his strange feelings when driving great cars would be interesting.

  150. sabah said...
    Wednesday November 25, 2009 at 1:51 pm Link to comment Report comment

    nothing would be better than topgear

  151. Maddy said...
    Thursday November 26, 2009 at 10:52 am Link to comment Report comment

    Getting hammond’s phone number!!!! or Clarkson for PM!!!! lol!

  152. Grizzly said...
    Thursday November 26, 2009 at 12:08 pm Link to comment Report comment

    If i won 45.5 mil on the lottery id finance top gear so that i could watch brand new episodes more often!

  153. JamesMaysTingle said...
    Friday November 27, 2009 at 6:52 pm Link to comment Report comment

    45.5 mil for sure,they can have a Veyron each if they go on a caravan holiday again

  154. TopGearLass said...
    Friday November 27, 2009 at 11:07 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Getting Richard’s number, of course. <3

  155. Monique said...
    Friday December 18, 2009 at 9:11 pm Link to comment Report comment

    James May would be a lovely dinner companion!

  156. meggy said...
    Saturday December 19, 2009 at 3:09 am Link to comment Report comment

    Here in the USA clearly, my whole family watches way too much Top Gear. We just had a long email dialog over the 1995 Ford Concept Car going up for auction. Although we are sure Jeremy will find fault with it, we would love to see the Stig drive it before it gets sold. check it out: http://www.autoblog.com/2 009/12/18/1995-ford-gt90- concept-going-up-for-auct ion/

  157. kitty qiu said...
    Saturday December 19, 2009 at 11:08 am Link to comment Report comment

    Hammond’s phone number?OH~I want to know~~
    And anybody noticed?Today’s our dear,cute,handsome Hamster’s birthday!!!!!

  158. Scorpion GT said...
    Sunday December 20, 2009 at 2:59 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Hmm… With £45m you could just buy all those things plus more without any money worries.

  159. Exige11 said...
    Wednesday December 23, 2009 at 11:45 am Link to comment Report comment

    Get the £45 million and buy everything else on the list.

  160. captainNOTslow said...
    Wednesday December 23, 2009 at 5:47 pm Link to comment Report comment

    CLARKSON FOR PRIME MINISTER, what could be better, with his great instinct I am sure he would cause another world war but who cares? that would be a new topic for May to talk about, instead of droning on about austria

  161. rob_iom said...
    Monday December 28, 2009 at 1:22 am Link to comment Report comment

    Clarkson for PM too!!! He would do this country a favour and get us back on top! I feel sorry for him because of the trouble he is having in the Isle of Man.

  162. MorrisFromCAN said...
    Monday December 28, 2009 at 4:10 pm Link to comment Report comment

    G’day all! Canada wants Clarkson over here for PM! You can help develop an automotive industry in this country, probably with some success for once! Help Canada forget about the troubles of the Bricklin SV1.

    Oh yeah, I’d take the lottery winnings and buy the cars I want to, get lessons from the Stig, and maybe even pay BBC to do a Top Gear episode of the best driving roads in Canada…

  163. rockhead said...
    Tuesday December 29, 2009 at 9:24 pm Link to comment Report comment

    sadly no option for the Stig to give driving lessons to Clarkson

  164. TG101 said...
    Wednesday December 30, 2009 at 12:02 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Clarkson for PM !!!!!!

  165. lilmischif said...
    Saturday January 2, 2010 at 12:28 pm Link to comment Report comment

    yeh!jeza PM

  166. TopGearTotty said...
    Monday January 4, 2010 at 1:57 am Link to comment Report comment

    i have to say i agree with most peoples comments =D getting richards number aah well that may exite me just a bit too much!! hehe clarkson for pm yeah!!! he would be great … and i think to meet james may well that would be a whole experience in itself… i have a huge amount of respect for him along with many others im sure =D xx

  167. andrey said...
    Monday January 4, 2010 at 11:09 pm Link to comment Report comment

    nothing compare`s to TG!

  168. TG FAN said...
    Tuesday January 5, 2010 at 7:56 pm Link to comment Report comment

    I love Top Gear more than I love Cheryl Cole, and that is a hell of a lot :P :P:P:P:P

  169. optiscich said...
    Tuesday January 5, 2010 at 8:15 pm Link to comment Report comment

    winsome answers i like it

  170. kris said...
    Thursday January 7, 2010 at 4:00 pm Link to comment Report comment

    no!! nothinG!!!!

  171. kirsty said...
    Thursday January 7, 2010 at 8:26 pm Link to comment Report comment

    lol hammsters phone number!!!!!!!!!!

  172. Ross D said...
    Sunday January 10, 2010 at 7:04 pm Link to comment Report comment

    After winning the 45 million. I will get two of the ferrari’s, have enough money for the petrol for the rest of my life. Once Megan Fox sees me in the ferrari, and that I’m very wealthy, we will start dating. Now that I am dating her I am now considered a celebrity. So top gear will have me on there show for there star in a reasonably priced car, there I will getting driving lessons from the stig, and they will be so impressed with my laptime because of driving the ferrari in the snowy roads of canada, they will all come for dinner leaving there phone numbers. As for Clarkson for Prime Minister, well even my wealth wouldnt help that.

  173. klingon said...
    Tuesday January 12, 2010 at 2:29 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Some say–THe Stig has carbon fibre legs-AND REAL FEET!

  174. Defender... said...
    Wednesday January 13, 2010 at 2:00 am Link to comment Report comment

    if clarkson is PM then we will be in trouble because he is gonna focus on road rules and he will forcefully implement them….
    wooohoooo…. n we all know what rules he is gonna implement…. :P

  175. Wdy said...
    Monday January 18, 2010 at 6:00 pm Link to comment Report comment

    just curious about how having dinner with May would be…nice & SLOW ?!?

  176. ilyHamster said...
    Tuesday January 19, 2010 at 11:17 pm Link to comment Report comment

    getting Hammond’s number :D

  177. Fenix said...
    Thursday January 21, 2010 at 3:38 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Who’s Megan Fox?

  178. Fenix said...
    Thursday January 21, 2010 at 3:39 pm Link to comment Report comment

    hmm.. i thought the poll option said “May coming round a corner”.. so I voted for Hammonds number ;)

  179. YelloRoadRunner said...
    Thursday January 21, 2010 at 6:00 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Driving Lessons from the Stig! Then I could race at Indy, block all the other drivers except Danica Patrick. She would finally win and hopefully be VERY grateful.

  180. theoneandonlytom said...
    Thursday January 21, 2010 at 9:19 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Clarson For prime minster! Stiggy can be the foregin secetery, Hamster will be the Queen and james could be the new alister darling. well they have my vote.

  181. Stig Rules said...
    Saturday January 23, 2010 at 2:10 am Link to comment Report comment

    When is the series 14 guide going to be on the website???

  182. 182 said...
    Sunday January 24, 2010 at 4:10 pm Link to comment Report comment

    jeremy clarkson,richard hammond and james may still in the top gear?

  183. Oh... no-one really said...
    Tuesday January 26, 2010 at 8:43 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Hammonds no! ;P i wouldn’t mind meeting james may or jezza being pm… but hammond is da best! i spent ages on ma mums rubbishy phone just so i could read His column!

  184. 17firefly said...
    Thursday January 28, 2010 at 4:49 pm Link to comment Report comment

    would take the 45 million then set up a show just like top gear and get the best of both worlds….sneaky

  185. Bob32 said...
    Friday January 29, 2010 at 11:13 am Link to comment Report comment

    Anybody know if they continue recording new episodes of top gear in 2010?

    Some of my friends told me BBC decided to stop the show.

  186. thomas davey said...
    Saturday January 30, 2010 at 5:25 pm Link to comment Report comment

    45.5 million would do me fine thanks just drop it of at my house in walkford

  187. shaneo said...
    Saturday January 30, 2010 at 7:07 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Megan Foxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :P

  188. LadyRover92 said...
    Wednesday February 3, 2010 at 11:23 pm Link to comment Report comment

    To get the “Refridgerator Magnet’s” number, to be able to have a lap in the reasonable priced car, and to be able to have a “sit down”(southern for talk)with them, even the Sig. Now THAT would be GREAT!!!

    Oh and Clarkson for PRESIDENT!!!! :)

  189. nye said...
    Saturday February 13, 2010 at 6:54 pm Link to comment Report comment

    can i have all of them

  190. nye said...
    Saturday February 13, 2010 at 6:55 pm Link to comment Report comment

    please

  191. TrueSouthernPeach said...
    Wednesday February 17, 2010 at 5:07 am Link to comment Report comment

    Um, as much as I love Jezza… I would NOT want him to be Prime Minister. Mainly because the first thing he would do is nuke the Southern US! XD I chose having James May over for supper. I would whip up the best Soul Food he’s ever had! He wouldn’t be able to move afterward! :D

  192. Anonymous said...
    Wednesday February 17, 2010 at 8:56 pm Link to comment Report comment

    does anybody know then the new series of top gear is going to be on

  193. Canadian Exile said...
    Wednesday February 17, 2010 at 10:43 pm Link to comment Report comment

    45 Mil, then I can buy Jamie Oliver to cook dinner for James, who I will then bribe into giving me Hammond’s phone number, whose production company I would use to promote Jezza for PM, which (after his election) would result in free petrol.

    Then with the leftovers I’d buy some smart cars and a steamroller.

  194. Fair is Fair said...
    Friday February 19, 2010 at 9:59 pm Link to comment Report comment

    They have had everyone else come back to take a crack on the new(er) Chebby. When oh when are they goig to do it properlly and get Billy Baxter (Blind Man) back for a a few more runs? I bet with some coaching he could break 2 mins and annoy a few people.

  195. Anonymous said...
    Monday February 22, 2010 at 9:52 pm Link to comment Report comment

    CLARKSON FOR PM! Or maybe monty python, nope, too late dammit :(

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