Clarkson for PM!

I’d say a date with Megan Fox. Only if it was followed up with some sexy time with her though. Otherwise it would be the £45 Million.

With 45 million squids at my disposal I could be a part owner of Top Gear and get half the other options as well.

How can you take £45 million when driving lessons from the Stig are on the table?!

No contest really!

Only thing better would be the Dacia Sandero being up for sale in the UK

… getting The Stig to bark.

Funny, didn’t notice the lottery win, just dithered between James for dinner and Stig driving lessons!

Nothing compare’s to TG only F1 for me….

A response from the TG producer. Manners cost nothing.

suprise suprise the money comes out on top (although tbf i did vote for the money!)

So umm we actually GET James for dinner….? Mind you he’s got to be available for less than £45mill right….?

YES: it actually being on my telly >_< why do I live outside the UK? But, uhm, I'd probably.. .. ..driving lessons from the Stig! ..or dinner with James.. Can I vote twice?

If Clarkson became Primeminister, we’d get most of those!

I vote ale, pies and james may

the money, but only because i could then buy many exotic cars with which to drive to top gear and fund more top gear programming and then go on a massive quest to drive all the awesome roads top gear has shown us.

with 45 mil, you could get a date with Meghan Fox, get Stig driving lessons, and mabye even get Jeremy into office

Obviously getting Hamster’s phone number :3 well, either that or having James round

I would say the “Clark-ster” for PM…James May for US president in 2012, or the “Ham-ster”. If you don’t want it (US president) send Daniel Hannon over….haaaaaa haaaaaa! Anything would beat the tire dressing out of what we have now!!!!!

Why do you always do this to us!? A poll full of do many good options I can’t choose, have to pick driving lessons from The Stig!

Definately the 45 million quid. Then I could buy the two Fezza 458s with still some change to pay the Stig for some track lessons followed by May coming round for dinner (probably with Miss Fox too) where he’d give me Hammond’s phone number, and we’d begin the campaign to get Clarkson for PM. Then, when Clarkson comes to power, petrol will be free anyway! I only need one thing, and the rest just falls into place!

if clarkson and co read this, i’d like to challenge u in the reasonably priced car. with a few practice laps, i reckon i could match ure lap times. what u think boys?

C’mon over here(US) all you nerdy nerds of Top Gear…..you can’t do any worse than has already been done and being done…lube up this world economy! We don’t have much of a choice to choose from, speaking of candidates, that is. Does the Stig have any political aspirations? I want Oliver North to run for pres but everyone says he’s to “Gung Ho” ex-Marine to run our country…Why?…I don’t know! We need a “Ronald Reagan”-type for pres and an “Oliver North”-type for vice-pres…know anybody?

If I won the lottery I could buy my own petrol and Ferrari, which would randomly dial Hammond’s phone number so I could invite him and May to dinner during which they would agree to fix me up on a date with Clarkson for driving lessons in a persian blue Lotus Evora (proper manual, plz – no flappy paddles on my date!). Stig for Prime Minister! (Is that too much to ask for?)

Don’t be silly, there’s nothing.

date with megan fox!!!!!!!!!!!:)

James, your dinner is getting cold!

@St001DreamPoliceGirl

It’s your fault the economy collapsed!

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Why would I want so much money if I can watch TG for ever?
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I would probably take a date with Megan Fox.

aw weres given an aston martin

Own up …. who put stig in the pilots seat of that helicopter (15/11/2009).

That was an act of pure genius.

Send him to afganistan to help our boys i say!!

Only by defualt though. I’m a fan of Top Gear for life but last night’s episode was the worst episode I’ve ever seen.

I’d have May around for dinner though.

James yr steak’s ready sweetie!x

I’m a practical girl. With 45,5 million I could simply buy around four or five of the items on the list and probably several more. I could likely even get Jamie Oliver to prepare the dinner James will have with me in return for that Fezza he fancies.

If i had that amount of money i could buy into Top Gear for a few episodes at least and get front row seats, and after that i’d be poor but happy!

trick question!
the stig is actually megan fox

Winning the lottery, then i’d buy 3 ferrari 458’s, Petrol prices wouldn’t really be a problem with that money, win over Megan Fox by saying i’m rich, pay for driving lessons from The Stig etc.

Jeremy will be prime minister soon anyway.

Really, we can only vote for the money or Clarkson as PM. Why? Because if Clarkson becomes PM, then TG will be the only programme on telly. If you win the £45.5m you could make your own TG…maybe even pay the presenters too, although I suspect Clarkson earns more than £45.5m…
A date with Megan Fox wouldn’t be bad…any chance of that being arranged Megan?

Got to be the 45 million quid – you could then buy everything else on the list, and buy jezza a nice peerage.

Gotta be the £45.5m. I could buy any supercar I want then, plus a massive home cinema to watch TG HD with. And buy Stig lessons. I’m not really interested in Megan Fox, nuthin special.

Only, and only, the date with MEGAN FOX

Jezza for PM!!!!!

to dream police girl- what we precisely DONT need it ronald regan, the (republican) man who put us into a 3 billion dolalr debt. which was the largest debt in us history until george bush (republican) came along and put us into a 10 trillion dollar debt. no, obama is the man with a plan right now.

what a load of overrated shite, you guys need to pull your finger out.

First episode of season 14 was brilliant. Classic Top Gear!
But this time around I think they could have been a bit nicer to poor James… Even though it made me laugh

The money. But only so you could make your own TG.

i saw that some people voted for one ferrari, why would you do that when you can choose 2 ferrari, one to drive all day ant the other to drive after you wrecked the first one

Jezza 4 pm! no i changed my mind! ill take the 45million. with that id buy a fezza california & a f430 scud spyder. 458 is ugly. i could date some one hot insead of meagan fox & still have enough to be part owner of top gear! & bribe the govenrnment so that jezza becomes an mp. then PM.

I want jezza to be the PM, but I’d rather have the lottery money~~~

The Hamster’s phone number – no contest.That cheeky smile and those beautiful big brown eyes…

I want HP Baxxter from SCOOTER in the show! He’s a petrol head. Oh and Matt Damon too

Where is the option “sex”? Other then that, can’t think of anything. Maybe having sex while watching the new season?

I would love to discuss with May about his idiotic misconceptions of the Beetle, over dinner or not. But 45mil is pretty hard to resist.

I voted clarkson for pm trusting he will grant his loyal voters all the other options to me WHEN hé comes to power, and he will for sure. Long live King jezza and his two loyal proteges Sir hamster and Sir slow!

getting hammond phone number obviously!

God, this is so difficult. What about a lunch with Jezza, dinner with James and then the rest of the night partying with Hammond ; ) That’ll be perfect.

James coming round ger dinner!(sigh!)stuff of dreams.but dreams dont come true do they?:(

A date with Megan Fox ofcourse!!

That was sooooo cool.
Nothing could be better.

jezza for pm

with the money you could buy the cars, pay the stig for driving lessons, buy some diamonds so megan fox go out with you and support jezza for pm

45 million, no question. That way I could:

- Buy a date with Megan Fox.
- Pay to start Clarksons political campaign.
- Pay for petrol for a year (just about).
- Buy a Ferrari 458 (or two)(or another supercar)

And maybe, just maybe, I could buy myself a place at the top of the list to see Top Gear get filmed!

45 mil of course! could get all that stuff with the money..i’ll be broke but it’s worth it…

oh yeah also,
St001DreamPoliceGirl you a red stater?

i don’t really like red staters who come at the british people and HEY COME TO AMERICA BECAUSE WE”RE RICHER WE BEAT THE RECESSION BEFORE EVERYBODY AND IF YOU VOTE FOR REPUBLICAN WE WILL GIVE YU MONEY YAYYY!!! Do that in your own country and Australia and most part’s of europe and asia and maybe a few parts of america are recovering from the recession.

that’s also why i want 45 mil,it helps with the recession

Jeremy for PM, even though i’m not from britain xD

gimme 45.5 mil. second best thing. clarkson pm.

I’d love to meet James, and the 45mil in the lottery would buy a lot of driving lessons. But lessons from the Stig? That’s a gift that keeps on giving.

winning money is everyones dream!

Only winning the lottery. That way I could drive all those cars myself! Otherwise… Clarkson for PM!!!

i would wan the 45 mill..
then i donate to TG and they start a new
season lolz..its a nice show to watch wish they were shown daily =X

but i alr choose the stig driving lesson…
just though of donating to TG to start a new series hahas

Chicken tikka bhuna alright for you James.:)

Having May come around for dinner, he looks tasty.

Er, I mean, he looks like an interesting disputant. Yes, that will do.

CLARKSON for PM. He would get my vote. I voted for the money so I could buy a bunch of cars.

Obviously Hammond’s number.
At least it wouldn’t really end, like some of the others would do.

Yeah… 45.5 MILLION would let me buy the stupid show… so I could have best of both worlds!

..or.. all of the above… except hammonds number,(0750 8676087 ) or having may giving detailed instructions on how to build a bridge out of your spaghetti dinner…

and clarckson for PM ??? now there’s a scary thought… court jezzter perhaps !

All the other options, except Megan and Clarkson as a minister can be accomplished with 45,5 mil!

ps. all americans are mentally challenged and brits smell of sausage !

I’d take the driving lessons with the idea that we’d be driving a speedy car on the Top Gear test track. If we’re just in a Suzuki in someone’s neighborhood, I’ll take the money.

The money! It’s the logical way to do it

ferraris? No, they’re cars for idiots.

A McLaren MP4-12C on the other hand, would be most welcome.

yo teKK what you on?lessons from da stig or 45.5 mill?45.5 mill could buy u top gear

Top Gear back on BBC America.

I voted for May to come and have dinner; pie and chipsof course. none of that foreign rubbish! As long as he doesnt park his panda outside :S bring your bentley T2 please. if it will make it from Hammersmith to Northamptonshire!

James, what do you prefer for dessert?

Hamster’s number odviously, its a no brainer.

Clarkson for PM, Stig for Transport Secretary, May as Culture Secretary, Hammond as Defence Secretary.

go for PM

VOTE FOR PRIME MINISTER CLARKSON !!!!!
OH AND OF COURSE THE HAMSTERS NUMBER !!!
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DUH !! hammonds number !!
u wud b blind not 2 want that !!!
luv u richard !!

xxx

45.5m wouldn’t be bad, but I think it would have to be Hammond’s number!
..It would make me happier!

DRIVING LESSONS FROM THE STIG

Clearly James May round for dinner, get stupidly drunk and talk about the war. lol

not on the list but…
Dacia Sandero 1.6 in biege-y green-y colour

The 45 million would be great.Then i can get a aston martin and do my own power slides

Everyone is always after moeny.

There is nothing better than TG. TG ROCKS!!!

clarkson M P he will be the best

with racing lessons from the stig , i would easily make that 45.5m from winning F1 championships . win

May coming round for dinner. Nothings better than that, apart from being given maybe 3 458 italias. otherwise it’s unbeatable

I am saddened that you have May and Hammond options but not say, for example, a moonlight drive with Jeremy in an Aston Martin; the curve of his bicep as he changes gear, the flex of his thigh as he works the clutch – followed by a five star hotel room and some alone time… *mind wanders off*

I seem to have got carried away but I hope I’ve made my point

i thought getting hammonds phone number would be way higher cos how can you resist??? him apart from if your a man

nitro circus!!!!!!

If the date was with Scarlett Johnson i would definitely choose it but in hte given situation the 45 million are going to do this job :d

Dear top gear,
I hope this season the best season ever and i am a big fan i am only 13yrs old and my name is Jacob Swope and i you Jeremy clarkson and Hammond are so awesome and i hope that you guys are the best and i wish i could be on the show but i can’t because my mom won’t let me and i just hope you guys make this season would be the best season yet

Definitely “May coming round for dinner”! Unless you make it “winning £100 million in the Lotto”, then I could bribe May to come round for dinner as well….I would give him a lovely little Fiat Panda and a person to clean it.

lols thats funny i would have to go with Being given two Ferrari 458s, Winning £45.5 million on the lottery, A date with Megan Fox, and Driving lessons from the Stig those are the ones i would choose and really wish i could be on the show but i can’t cause im only 13yrs old

Nothing, only TG!

Look! Monument to the drunkenness after a helm
http://www.adme.ru/social  /2009/11/16/71631/

Free Gas for 1 year…

The price of Gas here in Portugal is hell

gordon brown the P.M. is i know, THE STIG,HE IS ALSO,a superb driver.so much for jeremy. Let him stick to university challenge.

C’mon!
If Clarkson was to be Prime Minister we would’ve been given free petrol for whole year, and manufacturing of electric cars would be abolished.
Therefore, we would be forced to buy Aston Martins ferraris an Lamborghinies

Waking up to find £1 billion in the bank, cancer has been cured, political correctness has been abolished and Gordon Brown’s term was just a (bad) dream.

Hmmmmm but I still couldn’t give it up easily.

Now I’m torn on this, because I’d love to have driving lessons from The Stig, or indeed from any of the gentlemen from Mr Swift’s team who I spoke to in Birmingham.
Free petrol would be most useful, now I’ve got over the temporary terror of driving caused by some trucks on the way to Birmingham.
The Ferraris would be nice, but I’d probably flog them and buy a garage and some stuff I really want, like a TR6, a Wolsey Hornet and a Dacia Sandero.
But if I won the £45.5m on the lottery, I could presumably buy all that *and* get Mr May to come round to my new mansion and cook a fish pie for me to eat while watching the new series of TG.

if jeremy clarkson was prime minister he would get rid of most of the MPs and save us a fortune paying their wages. i’d vote him in any day!

A Dacia Sandero.

STIG FOR PM he would sort the country out good style. th reciesion would end when all british people are forced to sell homes and buy nissan gtrs and every day there is a giant track day for everybody to race along the entire of britains road

clarkson for dictator!

MAY ROUND FOR DINNER!
it was either that or the lottery..
but c’moooon.
This is James May, maaaaan.

sorry to put the crappers on but.
ANYTHING would be better than the top gear i saw! hell, id sooner watch bloody reality telly. the programme has lost its way. its tunred into a low brow, lowest common denominator comedy with cars in it. its forced, its unfunny, its become offensive even to me (and that takes a LOT) and well, its all mucking about, im actually starting to wish for the old “serious” top gear to come back, at least then wed have something abiut, you know MOTOR CARS!
ive been waching top gear for nto far off 18 years now, and this is the first time iver EVER changed channel to see if theres anything better on. first dr who goes down the pan, now top gear is corpsing fast, what are you playing at over there at the bbc.
and before anyone thinks! about “flaming”. grow up.

anyone else think that ‘the cobra’ is absolutly mad?

oh yeh and MEGAN FOX

Why would you make me choose between May and Hammond?! That’s just cruel!

(Considering I just got my own car and it’s already costing me a fortune to bloody run on student money, I should probably have gone for free petrol. Sod it, I’ll just beg off my parents, that’s what useless teenagers are meant to do.)

bloody bonkers phyllis, ill admit to it.
oh well, varied opinion does at spice to life.
i just feel that if TG is going to survive in a post watershed environment, it needs to grow up a bit, the kiddies are in bed and the teens are in the pub, so, give us some harcore car! (intake trumpets, wire wheels, supension etc)
drools.
perhaps its me with the problem rather than TG, but to my eyes, the BBC is going through something of a bad patch at the moment.

So only two people are real petrol heads

The only thing better than the new series of Top Gear?

An old series of Top Gear (except season 13, that was shite!)

James May coming round for dinner would be lovely, I would give him Spam, and a Cup of Tea and we could play with Toys. No, I havn’t daydreamed about it now the question’s been put to me *lie* okay, maybe a short daydream.

The lottery of course! Then you could buy quite a few Fezzas, or in my case Lambos.
Megan Fox is out of the question for me because I’m a girl.

stig driving lessons in a Ferrari F1 and the Ferrari FXX….BLISS

clarkson 4 PM!!! ban on sleeping policemen and the motorway wombles

Hmm…Clarkson for PM or driving lessons from His Stigness?

Clarkson for PM!

don’t count yourself out no 127 i think megan fox bats for both sides if u know what i mean :}

Hi Guys,
Just wanted to congratulate you on a great return show! I loved the the rd trip (tour) to Romania an the banter. Loved the cars especially the Lambo an not the Dacia! Also as big fan of the show I’m wondering could I join you guys sometime or test a car for you? I’m a reformed maniac driver and now drive a diesel merc, 97 c250tdi. I’ve lost my licence 4times since i was 21 but those days are long gone I’m glad to say! Now with the lead up to Christmas I see the local plod are upping there drink drive campaign. I am a hundred percent behind this as I learnt my lession the hard way. I just cant fathom that people will still try it an think they can get away with it. I hope you guys will mention this and try to stamp it out.

Your friend an fan Shane Lilley

Just to clarify yes i cant spell! but who cares! TOPGEAR rocks!

See what happens when I don’t visit online for a few days?! No…I didn’t cause this reccesion and yes, my state of NC is supposed to be a red state however, it surprisingly turned blue during the 2008 election….I would say it was a fixed election but others say that the 2001 election of Bush Jr. was also fixed so?…..what can you do?…..what can you do? A military coup? Haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa

…..just kidding….this is really aka DreamPoliceGirl…….(not really kidding!)

Yes James May, I want your telephone number so that I can call you and tell you to get the H–L over here and run for president in 2012! And bring that Lottery money with you…you’ll need it!

….over and out ’till Monday……

Getting Richard Hammonds Number for sure!!!!!!! that would be like a dream for me haha all my friends take the mick out of me because he is all i talk about <3 !! xx

Driving lessons from the Stig of course

It’s obviously JC for Prime Minister, you cant have a better option! Think of what britain can then do! LOL <3

Get me an evening with James May and I’ll say no more

well driving lessons from the Stig of course, and while im over there ill visit with clarkson, hammond, and jeremy for a bit.

but that 45 million sounds great…

I love TG, nothing in TV history beats it, as i live in a underdeveloped country “A.K.A Sweden” we don´t have any good TV-shows and not a single propper “car-show”.
Keep TG going i´ll trade TG for Volvo if you like and throw in some SAAB aswell for it.

Clarkson for PM would be wonderful. Instead of having only an hour of hilarity, we would get 24 straight hours of utter madness. Heck, perhaps the Brits could get a new empire out of it. I’am sure France won’t mind a bit.

A date with the lovely Megan Fox. ooh yes….

Tbh the really massive shit I had this morning came close to being as satisfying as watching topgear.

I might be the only person to notice this, but has that porsche-glass-top-table been power cleaned?? it looks muchhh different than before… and on that bombshell, thank you

I think that Clarkson would do a better job than our PM, First thing to go would be carbon trading.. yay!! Other than that I could do with some of the stigs driving lessons before going fo a lisence

EPISOPE 1 of the new series was rubish, super cars driving round european countries has been done far too many times, new ideas are needed

Stig lessons would be my choice. But having May in a dinner explaining his strange feelings when driving great cars would be interesting.

nothing would be better than topgear

Getting hammond’s phone number!!!! or Clarkson for PM!!!! lol!

If i won 45.5 mil on the lottery id finance top gear so that i could watch brand new episodes more often!

45.5 mil for sure,they can have a Veyron each if they go on a caravan holiday again

Getting Richard’s number, of course. <3

James May would be a lovely dinner companion!

Here in the USA clearly, my whole family watches way too much Top Gear. We just had a long email dialog over the 1995 Ford Concept Car going up for auction. Although we are sure Jeremy will find fault with it, we would love to see the Stig drive it before it gets sold. check it out: http://www.autoblog.com/2 009/12/18/1995-ford-gt90- concept-going-up-for-auct ion/

Hammond’s phone number?OH~I want to know~~
And anybody noticed?Today’s our dear,cute,handsome Hamster’s birthday!!!!!

Hmm… With £45m you could just buy all those things plus more without any money worries.

Get the £45 million and buy everything else on the list.

CLARKSON FOR PRIME MINISTER, what could be better, with his great instinct I am sure he would cause another world war but who cares? that would be a new topic for May to talk about, instead of droning on about austria

Clarkson for PM too!!! He would do this country a favour and get us back on top! I feel sorry for him because of the trouble he is having in the Isle of Man.

G’day all! Canada wants Clarkson over here for PM! You can help develop an automotive industry in this country, probably with some success for once! Help Canada forget about the troubles of the Bricklin SV1.

Oh yeah, I’d take the lottery winnings and buy the cars I want to, get lessons from the Stig, and maybe even pay BBC to do a Top Gear episode of the best driving roads in Canada…

sadly no option for the Stig to give driving lessons to Clarkson

Clarkson for PM !!!!!!

yeh!jeza PM

i have to say i agree with most peoples comments =D getting richards number aah well that may exite me just a bit too much!! hehe clarkson for pm yeah!!! he would be great … and i think to meet james may well that would be a whole experience in itself… i have a huge amount of respect for him along with many others im sure =D xx

nothing compare`s to TG!

I love Top Gear more than I love Cheryl Cole, and that is a hell of a lot :P:P:P:P

winsome answers i like it

no!! nothinG!!!!

lol hammsters phone number!!!!!!!!!!

After winning the 45 million. I will get two of the ferrari’s, have enough money for the petrol for the rest of my life. Once Megan Fox sees me in the ferrari, and that I’m very wealthy, we will start dating. Now that I am dating her I am now considered a celebrity. So top gear will have me on there show for there star in a reasonably priced car, there I will getting driving lessons from the stig, and they will be so impressed with my laptime because of driving the ferrari in the snowy roads of canada, they will all come for dinner leaving there phone numbers. As for Clarkson for Prime Minister, well even my wealth wouldnt help that.

Some say–THe Stig has carbon fibre legs-AND REAL FEET!

if clarkson is PM then we will be in trouble because he is gonna focus on road rules and he will forcefully implement them….
wooohoooo…. n we all know what rules he is gonna implement….

just curious about how having dinner with May would be…nice & SLOW ?!?

getting Hammond’s number

Who’s Megan Fox?

hmm.. i thought the poll option said “May coming round a corner”.. so I voted for Hammonds number

Driving Lessons from the Stig! Then I could race at Indy, block all the other drivers except Danica Patrick. She would finally win and hopefully be VERY grateful.

Clarson For prime minster! Stiggy can be the foregin secetery, Hamster will be the Queen and james could be the new alister darling. well they have my vote.

When is the series 14 guide going to be on the website???

jeremy clarkson,richard hammond and james may still in the top gear?

Hammonds no! ;P i wouldn’t mind meeting james may or jezza being pm… but hammond is da best! i spent ages on ma mums rubbishy phone just so i could read His column!

would take the 45 million then set up a show just like top gear and get the best of both worlds….sneaky

Anybody know if they continue recording new episodes of top gear in 2010?

Some of my friends told me BBC decided to stop the show.

45.5 million would do me fine thanks just drop it of at my house in walkford

Megan Foxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

To get the “Refridgerator Magnet’s” number, to be able to have a lap in the reasonable priced car, and to be able to have a “sit down”(southern for talk)with them, even the Sig. Now THAT would be GREAT!!!

Oh and Clarkson for PRESIDENT!!!!

can i have all of them

please

Um, as much as I love Jezza… I would NOT want him to be Prime Minister. Mainly because the first thing he would do is nuke the Southern US! XD I chose having James May over for supper. I would whip up the best Soul Food he’s ever had! He wouldn’t be able to move afterward!

does anybody know then the new series of top gear is going to be on

45 Mil, then I can buy Jamie Oliver to cook dinner for James, who I will then bribe into giving me Hammond’s phone number, whose production company I would use to promote Jezza for PM, which (after his election) would result in free petrol.

Then with the leftovers I’d buy some smart cars and a steamroller.

They have had everyone else come back to take a crack on the new(er) Chebby. When oh when are they goig to do it properlly and get Billy Baxter (Blind Man) back for a a few more runs? I bet with some coaching he could break 2 mins and annoy a few people.

CLARKSON FOR PM! Or maybe monty python, nope, too late dammit