Britons, don’t panic: Jeremy Clarkson is back on home soil.
In his column in The Sunday Times this week, the ever-intrepid JC describes his ash-affected return from the depths of Poland, a mighty cross-continent thrash in a 4mph VW van as European airports went into meltdown.
And now we want to know your heroic ash-affected travel stories. With planes grounded and with boats and coaches booked to bursting, the car is emerging as the sole saviour of Brits trapped abroad.
Friends of TopGear have already reported epic drives from Casablanca, Lisbon and Milan in shoddy rental cars – does anyone else have a JC-rivalling tale of ash-escaping heroism? It’d help if it involves a car.
Let us know using the comment boxes, and spare no details. Apart from the really gross ones…