Some say that today a Top Gear book hits the shelves that is BIG. And that it’s been the subject of a long court battle over the legality and morality of printing a full-colour reproduction of James May’s most hideous shirt. All we know is, they’re right.
Yes readers, today sees the release of the third Big Book of Top Gear.
If you have any of our last two efforts squeezed between crusty old editions of Autotrader in the downstairs loo, you’ll know exactly what to expect: lots of silly lists, liberties with image-manipulation software and surreal comic strips from the gathered minds behind your favourite show.
Thoughtfully reproduced in a rectangular format for ease of wrapping, its thickness has also been milled to the exact demands of the average coffee table wobble.
As one reviewer put it, ‘this average-sized book labours under a frankly misleading title. For this, and everything you’re about to read, I apologise’ (James May, The Big Book of Top Gear 2011). But ignore him. It’s brilliant. Particularly the petrol station cooking bit. And the Transtopformergearers.
So that’s the Big Book of Top Gear 2011, on sale now right here. It’s the only Top Gear book you’ll ever need (until next year’s one).
A final warning: Jeremy did the cover. Some of the explosions and jet fighters featured may not match actual contents.
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What do you think?
TheMadHatterRox commented on this article
Tuesday September 21, 2010 at 5:44 pm
my reply to Java:
HOT?HOT?Are you you mad??????He looks like an annoyed middle-aged bloke
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Mo.the.Driver commented on this article
Tuesday September 21, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Great news, gotta get this book straight away,
last one was absolutely full of mad and crazy insanity!!!
Definately going to buy ths book ASAP!!!
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bigdavemtz commented on this article
Tuesday September 21, 2010 at 6:27 pm
Man I gotta get this book LOL!!!!
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Jay commented on this article
Wednesday September 22, 2010 at 12:41 am
just got it in US!!amazing book!btw am I the first one get the book in US?ha (i am not american)
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Charles commented on this article
Wednesday September 22, 2010 at 10:19 am
Is it coming to Australia?
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large commented on this article
Wednesday September 22, 2010 at 9:20 pm
dont buy it – its an insult to my intelligence
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hello commented on this article
Thursday September 23, 2010 at 6:00 pm
absolute fist
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Jay commented on this article
Sunday September 26, 2010 at 12:53 am
I want the season 16!! can not wait!!
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WASEEQ commented on this article
Monday September 27, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Anybody can upload this book on torrent or on this blog.
Please also tell when season 16 coming.
cant wait for it.
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USA commented on this article
Tuesday September 28, 2010 at 4:55 am
Jeremy Clarkson should see this video: http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=RY9u0LxIWJk
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bob commented on this article
Wednesday September 29, 2010 at 5:09 pm
is top gear over???
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mark commented on this article
Friday October 1, 2010 at 2:05 pm
no
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TheMadHatterRox commented on this article
Saturday October 2, 2010 at 7:46 pm
I got it today, iread it all cover to cover in 1 hour! My fav bit is deffo the pacific isalnd of ooom.That is hilarious
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picko commented on this article
Saturday October 2, 2010 at 9:04 pm
SHIT !
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TheMadHatterRox commented on this article
Tuesday October 5, 2010 at 8:14 pm
how is it shit?? it wonderful
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Lula commented on this article
Monday October 18, 2010 at 12:29 pm
I love Richard hammond
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topgear aus sucks commented on this article
Wednesday October 20, 2010 at 1:11 pm
topgear uk is the best fukin thing in earth but making topgear australia is a massive mistake…….and o the book looks gr8
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Little princess commented on this article
Thursday October 28, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Hey has anyone else bought the big book of top gear or read it i don’t usually read books, but its brillaint and i wanna get this book too. I only read top gear books lol
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cherry commented on this article
Thursday November 18, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Es indignante ver en el programa al Sr. Jeremy Clarkson acosar a su compañero James May sobre su sexualidad. Esto no está bien para un programa visto en medio mundo y tampoco para la imagen y vida privada del acosado. Me gustaria hacer un énfasis sobre el cuerpo humano que desde mi punto de vista es la máquina más perfecta que existe. Cuándo una mujer o un hombre son penetrados sexualmente, sus cuerpos sufren un pequeño cambio que se queda registrado de por vida. Por lo tanto las descriminaciones sobran porque la vida nos puede dar alguna sorpresa desagradable. No quiero decir con eso que he analizado el cuerpo del acosador, solo digo que debemos respetar y aceptar las personas tal y como son. El respeto debe ser mutuo y nunca debemos escupir hacia arriba.¿Ha saben lo que pasa!
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martin commented on this article
Wednesday November 24, 2010 at 11:33 am
when is it back
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ElRusso commented on this article
Friday January 7, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Is it coming to Romania? If not how could I get a hold of it?
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topota commented on this article
Tuesday January 11, 2011 at 3:57 am
el que escribio eso en castellano es un cara culo que no entiende lo que es el humor ingles. PAYASO
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